Charm City Slicker
@sprawlhater.bsky.social
riding your local bus to the baseball stadium and movie theater.
daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
tonight's boy dinner, made possible by low amounts of effort over several days, included making a pot of grits with chicken Better Than Bullion, topping with some leftover collards and pot liquor, and then making a plate of leftover Rancho Gordo beans, a microwaved sweet potato, and some sardines
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
tonight's boy dinner, made possible by low amounts of effort over several days, included making a pot of grits with chicken Better Than Bullion, topping with some leftover collards and pot liquor, and then making a plate of leftover Rancho Gordo beans, a microwaved sweet potato, and some sardines
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My job in the commune is the guy who picks which posts get to become memes. You'd think being a commune that such decisions would emerge from decentralized and autonomous activity but you'd be wrong. It's a guy and that guy is me
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
My job in the commune is the guy who picks which posts get to become memes. You'd think being a commune that such decisions would emerge from decentralized and autonomous activity but you'd be wrong. It's a guy and that guy is me
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"Preston Decker" is a great name for a villainous English professor
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
"Preston Decker" is a great name for a villainous English professor
Wait the guy's name was Steve Sheetz? Going to be a said day when Harry Wawa meets his maker
Former Sheetz CEO & President passes away at 77
ALTOONA, PA (WVNS) — One of America’s most popular snack and gas stops saw a loss in their family over the weekend. According to a press release, former President, CEO, and Chairman of their Board, St...
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January 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Wait the guy's name was Steve Sheetz? Going to be a said day when Harry Wawa meets his maker
Thought SINNERS (2025) was very entertaining. I am unsure if it, you know, actually works. Going to have to think a lot more about that. But very entertaining at least.
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Thought SINNERS (2025) was very entertaining. I am unsure if it, you know, actually works. Going to have to think a lot more about that. But very entertaining at least.
Big Christmas welcome to Baltimore. You will be inspired by the Miracle on 34th Street and ascend to dong heaven
The Orioles announce they've claimed right fielder/first baseman Jhonkensy Noel off waivers, and they've DFA'd reliever George Soriano to make room on the 40-man.
Noel, coming from the Guardians, played for Craig Albernaz. He struggled in 69 games last year, hitting .162
Noel, coming from the Guardians, played for Craig Albernaz. He struggled in 69 games last year, hitting .162
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Big Christmas welcome to Baltimore. You will be inspired by the Miracle on 34th Street and ascend to dong heaven
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Just keep thinking about how good MARTY SUPREME (2025) was. Might have to go see it again in the theater now that I know what to expect
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Just keep thinking about how good MARTY SUPREME (2025) was. Might have to go see it again in the theater now that I know what to expect
Just saw a stream of stories on IG showing every moment of heartbreaking season-ending loss by the Ravens for the past 2 decades and, seeing them all together, for a team that has won two championships in the 21st century and has only existed for 30 years, the Ravens are genuinely quite cursed.
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Just saw a stream of stories on IG showing every moment of heartbreaking season-ending loss by the Ravens for the past 2 decades and, seeing them all together, for a team that has won two championships in the 21st century and has only existed for 30 years, the Ravens are genuinely quite cursed.
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the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
@ me next time
32-Year-Old Still Not Entirely Sure Where Body Stands With Lactose https://theonion.com/32-year-old-still-not-entirely-sure-where-body-stands-w-1819579544/
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
@ me next time
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Breaking News: Gov. Tim Walz will abandon his re-election bid in Minnesota and Sen. Amy Klobuchar may run instead, people familiar with the matter said.
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz Won’t Seek Third Term and Amy Klobuchar May Run Instead
Mr. Walz and Ms. Klobuchar met Sunday in Minnesota, where he informed her of his plans and she confirmed her interest in running to replace him.
nyti.ms
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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My 15 favorite guitarists in no particular order might be:
Duane Allman
Jeff Beck
Joni Mitchell
Jim Croce
Doc Watson
Libba Cotten
Paul Simon
Pete Townshend
Jimi Hendrix
Jerry Garcia
Ernie Isley
Eddie Hazel
Walter Becker
Johnny Marr
Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Duane Allman
Jeff Beck
Joni Mitchell
Jim Croce
Doc Watson
Libba Cotten
Paul Simon
Pete Townshend
Jimi Hendrix
Jerry Garcia
Ernie Isley
Eddie Hazel
Walter Becker
Johnny Marr
Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order.
Eddie Van Halen
Gary Moore
Michael Schenker
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Robin Trower
Randy Rhoads
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
Jimi Hendrix
David Gilmour
Honorable mention: Joe Satriani, B.B. King, Albert King, Randy Bachman
Eddie Van Halen
Gary Moore
Michael Schenker
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Robin Trower
Randy Rhoads
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
Jimi Hendrix
David Gilmour
Honorable mention: Joe Satriani, B.B. King, Albert King, Randy Bachman
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 AM
My 15 favorite guitarists in no particular order might be:
Duane Allman
Jeff Beck
Joni Mitchell
Jim Croce
Doc Watson
Libba Cotten
Paul Simon
Pete Townshend
Jimi Hendrix
Jerry Garcia
Ernie Isley
Eddie Hazel
Walter Becker
Johnny Marr
Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Duane Allman
Jeff Beck
Joni Mitchell
Jim Croce
Doc Watson
Libba Cotten
Paul Simon
Pete Townshend
Jimi Hendrix
Jerry Garcia
Ernie Isley
Eddie Hazel
Walter Becker
Johnny Marr
Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Ronnie Stanley don't think I'm forgetting you getting called for that false start either. You've had like an 80 false starts in 2 years
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Ronnie Stanley don't think I'm forgetting you getting called for that false start either. You've had like an 80 false starts in 2 years
Any suggestions
how the fuck am I supposed to go to sleep now though
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Any suggestions
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The shittiest part about losing in a variety of seemingly unconnected ways is figuring out what to fix. But ultimately, it does fall at the feet of the head coach.
this is the 4 straight year of the ravens losing in the most heartbreaking fashion possible
- 2022 tyler huntley goal line fumble-6
- 2023 zay flowers goal line fumble
- 2024 mark andrews 2pt conversion drop
- 2025 tyler loop missed FG
- 2022 tyler huntley goal line fumble-6
- 2023 zay flowers goal line fumble
- 2024 mark andrews 2pt conversion drop
- 2025 tyler loop missed FG
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
The shittiest part about losing in a variety of seemingly unconnected ways is figuring out what to fix. But ultimately, it does fall at the feet of the head coach.
Well at least my fantasy basketball team is 9-2 and in command of the league
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Well at least my fantasy basketball team is 9-2 and in command of the league
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Every longtime Ravens fans knows this game is already over. Now all that’s left is to document the atrocities.
We aren’t fans at this point of the game. We are rapporteurs for a Hague war crimes tribunal.
We aren’t fans at this point of the game. We are rapporteurs for a Hague war crimes tribunal.
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Every longtime Ravens fans knows this game is already over. Now all that’s left is to document the atrocities.
We aren’t fans at this point of the game. We are rapporteurs for a Hague war crimes tribunal.
We aren’t fans at this point of the game. We are rapporteurs for a Hague war crimes tribunal.
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a season for the ages. pure idiocy from the fourth quarter in buffalo until today. harbaugh can’t be the coach next year, man.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
a season for the ages. pure idiocy from the fourth quarter in buffalo until today. harbaugh can’t be the coach next year, man.