Ernest Penfold
@penfoldsfiv.bsky.social
i just wanna grill for god’s sake!
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
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A NYT Opinion Writer on the Sulzberger Defense Squad got real high and mighty, and told off a replier who noted the lack of Epstein coverage in the 2016 election.
The search results she referenced? Almost entirely sports section articles mentioning Cubs manager at the time, Theo Epstein!
The search results she referenced? Almost entirely sports section articles mentioning Cubs manager at the time, Theo Epstein!
"Maybe instead of being an arrogant dipshit, bother to check stuff before you repost it."
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
A NYT Opinion Writer on the Sulzberger Defense Squad got real high and mighty, and told off a replier who noted the lack of Epstein coverage in the 2016 election.
The search results she referenced? Almost entirely sports section articles mentioning Cubs manager at the time, Theo Epstein!
The search results she referenced? Almost entirely sports section articles mentioning Cubs manager at the time, Theo Epstein!
*crowd staring at me*
me: what?
crowd: say the line Ernest!
me: you don’t hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do
*crowd goes absolutely nuts*
me: what?
crowd: say the line Ernest!
me: you don’t hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do
*crowd goes absolutely nuts*
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*crowd staring at me*
me: what?
crowd: say the line Ernest!
me: you don’t hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do
*crowd goes absolutely nuts*
me: what?
crowd: say the line Ernest!
me: you don’t hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do
*crowd goes absolutely nuts*
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Holy shit the rants Hasan goes on in his streams are now making it into Variety (no lies detected btw)
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Hasan Piker calls Gal Gadot “a dogsh*t actress” and quips: “She has no business [being at the Oscars] for the crime of what she has done to not only the DC franchise, but really any movie she’s been a part of.”
“All jokes aside,” he continued, “Gal Gadot serves an important role in normalizing Israel as not a fascist ethno-state, but instead a place where a lot of beautiful women come from. And those beautiful women happen to serve in the IDF, because there’s also this weird sexualization of the forces as well that takes place, and it plays another role in normalizing Israel and its activities and actions, and whitewashing it.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreigthuiyz2d5d7dkyogoytupmk2hucarvcws3qmsoibragj66s2svy@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Holy shit the rants Hasan goes on in his streams are now making it into Variety (no lies detected btw)
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
getting really apparent that the entire "anti-woke" moment was all about protecting rich pedophiles from consequences
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
getting really apparent that the entire "anti-woke" moment was all about protecting rich pedophiles from consequences
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The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
Yet again, you don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yet again, you don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do.
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Due to potential bitchass legal ramifications this character has not been named. But yeah it's him.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Due to potential bitchass legal ramifications this character has not been named. But yeah it's him.
you can tell how Totally Not Mad he is by the xoxoxo he put at the end
1. @jonfavs.bsky.social dared me to post this here.
2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!
xoxoxo
2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!
xoxoxo
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
you can tell how Totally Not Mad he is by the xoxoxo he put at the end
oh so we're cooked cooked, huh
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh so we're cooked cooked, huh
comedy is illegal on bluesky, as is posting Johnny Cash lyrics.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
comedy is illegal on bluesky, as is posting Johnny Cash lyrics.
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donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
donald trump is a pedophile
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT lmaoooo
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT lmaoooo
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Will Stancil the type of guy to miss a clue that’s right in front of him because he’s arguing with a cat about economics
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Will Stancil the type of guy to miss a clue that’s right in front of him because he’s arguing with a cat about economics
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Will Stancil the type of guy to suggest splitting up and going with the dog
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Will Stancil the type of guy to suggest splitting up and going with the dog
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Stancil the type of guy to lose his glasses on the ground and have the monster hand them back to him
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Stancil the type of guy to lose his glasses on the ground and have the monster hand them back to him
Will Stancil the type of guy to slip on a banana peel while carrying a large stack of charts.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Will Stancil the type of guy to slip on a banana peel while carrying a large stack of charts.
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Can we normalize Tweets?
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Can we normalize Tweets?
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Smiling serenely at the fact that between a clean sweep election and this release, Senate Dems gave the Republicans everything they wanted.
i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Smiling serenely at the fact that between a clean sweep election and this release, Senate Dems gave the Republicans everything they wanted.
“this one is about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down’ or something”
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“this one is about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down’ or something”
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We’ve completed this cycle in less than a week this time:
![We're so back
[arrows going back and forth]
It's so over](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gvda6fem6r7selm4gzjjww4a/bafkreiesgdduvvdftduvq4oo5ftikuqzlipsym5mkh7le6nyjl4wyfsnnu@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We’ve completed this cycle in less than a week this time:
UK Labour MPs not beating the "demonic" allegations
Do you not think it's bizarre to have strangers on the internet decide they know better than Brianna's own loved ones on what is or isn't insulting to her memory?
I've got no time for Rosie Duffield, but she turned up at a drop-in event in Parliament and that's been the limit of her involvement.
I've got no time for Rosie Duffield, but she turned up at a drop-in event in Parliament and that's been the limit of her involvement.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
UK Labour MPs not beating the "demonic" allegations
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Chud ideology is a disease that needs to be eradicated.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Chud ideology is a disease that needs to be eradicated.