Pizza Flower 🍕🌹
@pizzaflower.bsky.social
she/her/lei • bilingual- English & Italian • anti-pineapple pizza • a girl’s girl • sometimes I stand like a flamingo • in bocca al lupo • tell me about your favorite food • 🔞
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Pizza Flower 🍕🌹
@pizzaflower.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Hi I’m M and here’s some things I like ♥️
Art history
Food, recipes, cooking (Italian typically)
Fallout
Skyrim
Stardew Valley
Bunnies
Aviation
Meteorology/ NOAA
True crime
Trixie and Katya
Pedro Pascal
Abbott Elementary
Bob’s Burgers
Interview with the Vampire
GOT/ HOTD
Mindhunter
Community
Art history
Food, recipes, cooking (Italian typically)
Fallout
Skyrim
Stardew Valley
Bunnies
Aviation
Meteorology/ NOAA
True crime
Trixie and Katya
Pedro Pascal
Abbott Elementary
Bob’s Burgers
Interview with the Vampire
GOT/ HOTD
Mindhunter
Community
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Dale Bissland ~ Texture & Light, Crail, 2022
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dale Bissland ~ Texture & Light, Crail, 2022
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the moment i realize i’m an 86 year old woman:
October 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
the moment i realize i’m an 86 year old woman:
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Meteorologists cut from the NOAA: best we can do is take a guess based on Ted Cruz’s next vacation
July 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Meteorologists cut from the NOAA: best we can do is take a guess based on Ted Cruz’s next vacation
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it is deeply funny that these people think that “the middle” wants Hard Choices About Fiscal Responsibility and what the middle actually wants is for someone to commit to hunting down Bigfoot
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
it is deeply funny that these people think that “the middle” wants Hard Choices About Fiscal Responsibility and what the middle actually wants is for someone to commit to hunting down Bigfoot
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Washington Post now interviewing my uncle?
May 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Washington Post now interviewing my uncle?
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From what I can tell, it looks like they want AI to essentially be like a very stupid family member who keeps interrupting and is always wrong.
May 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
From what I can tell, it looks like they want AI to essentially be like a very stupid family member who keeps interrupting and is always wrong.
I’m so sick of looking something up only to get a shitty AI result and having to scroll forever to find the real answer. All my searches have “-ai” tacked on the end now and it still pushes AI. Why can’t we go into settings and shut off the AI search results? Like come on. 🫠
a group of men standing in a church with the fx logo on the bottom
Alt: a group of men standing in a church, the middle man is visibly upset, just like me because fuck AI
media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’m so sick of looking something up only to get a shitty AI result and having to scroll forever to find the real answer. All my searches have “-ai” tacked on the end now and it still pushes AI. Why can’t we go into settings and shut off the AI search results? Like come on. 🫠
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Aviation weather. That's what I'm thinking about right now. Aviation weather.
You can not fly IFR without certified weather.
You can not fly IFR without certified weather.
I worry that the focus on NOAA's weather predicting value is ignoring the millions of other ways NOAA researchers enrich communities and local economies.
There are no oysters without NOAA. There are no blue crabs without NOAA. NOAA trains teachers. NOAA is the lifeblood of coastal communities.
There are no oysters without NOAA. There are no blue crabs without NOAA. NOAA trains teachers. NOAA is the lifeblood of coastal communities.
March 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Aviation weather. That's what I'm thinking about right now. Aviation weather.
You can not fly IFR without certified weather.
You can not fly IFR without certified weather.
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The world would be better if Dexter was real
February 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The world would be better if Dexter was real
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We all post dumb shit.
This isn’t a competition.
This isn’t a competition.
February 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We all post dumb shit.
This isn’t a competition.
This isn’t a competition.
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I’ve had a lot of frank conversations with my daughters about the perils of growing up, drugs and boys and strangers and whatnot, but the one lesson above all others that I hope sticks is how they must be very, very careful about what they do to their eyebrows.
December 27, 2023 at 1:05 PM
I’ve had a lot of frank conversations with my daughters about the perils of growing up, drugs and boys and strangers and whatnot, but the one lesson above all others that I hope sticks is how they must be very, very careful about what they do to their eyebrows.
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Elon: You are required to give me five bullet points before midnight on Monday.
Luigi: Gladly.
Luigi: Gladly.
February 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Elon: You are required to give me five bullet points before midnight on Monday.
Luigi: Gladly.
Luigi: Gladly.
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I’d like to cancel my subscription to adulthood. I do not accept these updated terms and conditions.
February 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’d like to cancel my subscription to adulthood. I do not accept these updated terms and conditions.
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I’ve got so much on my plate but sadly none of it is food
February 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’ve got so much on my plate but sadly none of it is food
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can't believe they would just cut it off like that
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
can't believe they would just cut it off like that
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The agency that tells you if there’s a hurricane coming btw
I have covered NOAA and it’s work for like 15 years and this is brutal. If you’re there and want to chat or share anything, signal is davelevitan.26
Doge staffers enter Noaa headquarters and incite reports of cuts and threats
Members reportedly sought access to IT systems at agency that Project 2025 has called ‘harmful to US prosperity’
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The agency that tells you if there’s a hurricane coming btw
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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[Oval Office]
DONALD TRUMP: we need to get rid of all immigrants
JD VANCE: absolutely
DT: every single one
JV: yes
DT: like your wife
JV: oh, I think you mean your wife
BORAT: [walking in] MY WIFE
AUDIENCE: [laughs]
VOICEOVER: welcome to the worst timeline ever
DONALD TRUMP: we need to get rid of all immigrants
JD VANCE: absolutely
DT: every single one
JV: yes
DT: like your wife
JV: oh, I think you mean your wife
BORAT: [walking in] MY WIFE
AUDIENCE: [laughs]
VOICEOVER: welcome to the worst timeline ever
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
[Oval Office]
DONALD TRUMP: we need to get rid of all immigrants
JD VANCE: absolutely
DT: every single one
JV: yes
DT: like your wife
JV: oh, I think you mean your wife
BORAT: [walking in] MY WIFE
AUDIENCE: [laughs]
VOICEOVER: welcome to the worst timeline ever
DONALD TRUMP: we need to get rid of all immigrants
JD VANCE: absolutely
DT: every single one
JV: yes
DT: like your wife
JV: oh, I think you mean your wife
BORAT: [walking in] MY WIFE
AUDIENCE: [laughs]
VOICEOVER: welcome to the worst timeline ever
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Some of the pinups that don't seem to have their own dedicated post
January 31, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Some of the pinups that don't seem to have their own dedicated post
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
January 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
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[first day in prison]
cellmate: they call me Mitochondria Mike
me: because you're the powerhouse of the cell?
cellmate: no because-- *taking notes* hold on, that's actually better
cellmate: they call me Mitochondria Mike
me: because you're the powerhouse of the cell?
cellmate: no because-- *taking notes* hold on, that's actually better
July 21, 2023 at 5:32 PM
[first day in prison]
cellmate: they call me Mitochondria Mike
me: because you're the powerhouse of the cell?
cellmate: no because-- *taking notes* hold on, that's actually better
cellmate: they call me Mitochondria Mike
me: because you're the powerhouse of the cell?
cellmate: no because-- *taking notes* hold on, that's actually better