Stabbatha Christy
@lovenlunchmeat.bsky.social
Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
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My dog stares out the window like he's recreating a Joe Biden meme.
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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Every time I think a reference might be too old, BlueSky skews 5-10 years older than that.
December 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Every time I think a reference might be too old, BlueSky skews 5-10 years older than that.
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Trusting politicians to do the right thing is like trusting me not to eat all the donuts.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Trusting politicians to do the right thing is like trusting me not to eat all the donuts.
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Don't ask me for advice. I have a favorite serial killer.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Don't ask me for advice. I have a favorite serial killer.
If the answer isn't "add seven more plants," then I guess I just don't understand interior design.
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If the answer isn't "add seven more plants," then I guess I just don't understand interior design.
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Welcome to your 40s, your dessert is now antacids
May 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Welcome to your 40s, your dessert is now antacids
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only gonna watch stranger things cuz I’m curious how they’re gonna explain the kids being like 30 now
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
only gonna watch stranger things cuz I’m curious how they’re gonna explain the kids being like 30 now
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Rap battle but it's just reciting your favourite sides for thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Rap battle but it's just reciting your favourite sides for thanksgiving
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i almost never understand what any of you are saying
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i almost never understand what any of you are saying
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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
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Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
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I just assume everyone's already dead until confirmed otherwise.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I just assume everyone's already dead until confirmed otherwise.
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Ya do me a favor would you, hold on to anything beautiful & good w a grip while things get uglier
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ya do me a favor would you, hold on to anything beautiful & good w a grip while things get uglier
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If you say ‘all things being equal’ it’s a reasonable assumption that you suck at math.
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If you say ‘all things being equal’ it’s a reasonable assumption that you suck at math.
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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Body count? Lays or murders?
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Body count? Lays or murders?
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
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Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
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I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
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accidentally cloned myself and our food bill is going to be atrocious
March 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
accidentally cloned myself and our food bill is going to be atrocious
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I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock
December 2, 2024 at 11:31 AM
I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock
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If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
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one more into the coin jar, aka the pennytentiary
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
one more into the coin jar, aka the pennytentiary
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I’m rehearsing for Thanksgiving by crying hysterically while eating mashed potatoes with my hands.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m rehearsing for Thanksgiving by crying hysterically while eating mashed potatoes with my hands.