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Holy shit
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Holy shit
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is this some sort of whataboutism contest?
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
is this some sort of whataboutism contest?
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
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So much political commentary figures down to this
I keep forgetting that 2008 is almost 20 years ago and everyone is 12
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
So much political commentary figures down to this
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Epstein had already been convicted and had served 13 months in prison years before Obama even made fun of Trump at the WHCD. this is nonsense.
He decided to run for president the moment the federal government investigated epstein , and he knew he would also be charged.
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Epstein had already been convicted and had served 13 months in prison years before Obama even made fun of Trump at the WHCD. this is nonsense.
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I’ve been thinking more about this nonsense and what it means. I don’t think it’s a flex — a performative expression of power and intimidation — like the advertisements for ICE positions. Too obscure and lacking in flair. Instead I think it likely reflects real internal problems.
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JOIN THE LEAGUE FOR MAINTENANCE OF THE LAW!
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I’ve been thinking more about this nonsense and what it means. I don’t think it’s a flex — a performative expression of power and intimidation — like the advertisements for ICE positions. Too obscure and lacking in flair. Instead I think it likely reflects real internal problems.
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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The more random bullshit the people On Here invent the more transparently obvious it becomes that this is just a personal online grudge against Stancil that went irl
What I actually did was allow credentialed press from mainstream outlets sit in my car on the condition that they identify no one but myself, something dozens of observers have done, but it’s fascinating how paranoiac mania over that imagined offense has evolved into vast crimes in 24 hours
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 AM
The more random bullshit the people On Here invent the more transparently obvious it becomes that this is just a personal online grudge against Stancil that went irl
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I will say the number of Epstein associates Trump has nominated to positions of great power is statistically anomalous
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I will say the number of Epstein associates Trump has nominated to positions of great power is statistically anomalous
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Kinda wild to me how much the notion of civil rights gets flattened into a simple, meaningless inversion; like the emancipation and the enslavement of a person are identical, opposite binaries.
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Kinda wild to me how much the notion of civil rights gets flattened into a simple, meaningless inversion; like the emancipation and the enslavement of a person are identical, opposite binaries.
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Saying that voting doesn't matter is literally invalidating the hundreds of years of blood, sweat, and tears dedicated to *attaining the right to vote*.
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Saying that voting doesn't matter is literally invalidating the hundreds of years of blood, sweat, and tears dedicated to *attaining the right to vote*.
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It is insane to say that voting doesn't matter when almost everything we are dealing with right now is from losing elections.
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It is insane to say that voting doesn't matter when almost everything we are dealing with right now is from losing elections.
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The reason Kilmar Abrego Garcia is alive is because his name got in the national media
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The reason Kilmar Abrego Garcia is alive is because his name got in the national media
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“We want the media to focus on activists who they are not allowed to identify or talk to rather than the people getting dragged off” well this all seems very serious and helpful
January 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
“We want the media to focus on activists who they are not allowed to identify or talk to rather than the people getting dragged off” well this all seems very serious and helpful
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Ma'am you are spending 1/3 of your post-tax income on doordash
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Ma'am you are spending 1/3 of your post-tax income on doordash
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Yeah, I've interacted with him over the years through social media and he was nothing but professional, helpful, & dedicated. World of improvement over the prior nominee.
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Yeah, I've interacted with him over the years through social media and he was nothing but professional, helpful, & dedicated. World of improvement over the prior nominee.
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Explained the concept of Substack to a friend yesterday who concluded, “Oh, so it’s OnlyFans for nerds.”
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Explained the concept of Substack to a friend yesterday who concluded, “Oh, so it’s OnlyFans for nerds.”
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If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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NEW: Howard Lutnick, the billionaire who serves as President Trump’s commerce secretary, planned a visit to Epstein’s island in 2012.
Lutnick previously claimed that he was so revolted by Epstein that he had cut ties with him years earlier.
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www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Lutnick previously claimed that he was so revolted by Epstein that he had cut ties with him years earlier.
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Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick Planned Trip to Epstein’s Island
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
NEW: Howard Lutnick, the billionaire who serves as President Trump’s commerce secretary, planned a visit to Epstein’s island in 2012.
Lutnick previously claimed that he was so revolted by Epstein that he had cut ties with him years earlier.
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www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Lutnick previously claimed that he was so revolted by Epstein that he had cut ties with him years earlier.
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www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
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"I'm a warrior for Free Speech!!" *Wants to just say slurs*
Many such cases
Many such cases
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"I'm a warrior for Free Speech!!" *Wants to just say slurs*
Many such cases
Many such cases
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somehow the Republican Party has decided to shut down the government
lol lmao
January 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM
somehow the Republican Party has decided to shut down the government
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"people asked him to not" oh cool it should be trivial to show that then, let's see the logs, let's pull the VOD, let's see the chat
January 30, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"people asked him to not" oh cool it should be trivial to show that then, let's see the logs, let's pull the VOD, let's see the chat
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...folks do understand that the purpose of this coverage is to make Americans feel worse, right?
like, explicitly? that is the goal? not to uplift your humanity, not to soothe you with images of the righteous America, but to depict a society breached and torn asunder and bleeding?
like, explicitly? that is the goal? not to uplift your humanity, not to soothe you with images of the righteous America, but to depict a society breached and torn asunder and bleeding?
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
...folks do understand that the purpose of this coverage is to make Americans feel worse, right?
like, explicitly? that is the goal? not to uplift your humanity, not to soothe you with images of the righteous America, but to depict a society breached and torn asunder and bleeding?
like, explicitly? that is the goal? not to uplift your humanity, not to soothe you with images of the righteous America, but to depict a society breached and torn asunder and bleeding?
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cannot BELIEVE you tried to express an opinion on this without providing a detailed list of your activism merit badges to me, a random agro stranger
January 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
cannot BELIEVE you tried to express an opinion on this without providing a detailed list of your activism merit badges to me, a random agro stranger