Kellum Dander
@kellumdander.bsky.social
Proctor-at-Large of the Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire.
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Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.
jake paul lost because of woke
Nah you're fine everyone already knows
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
jake paul lost because of woke
yes this but also turning essays into podcasts is how we got here
there is no way anyone can talk as fast as I can read
there is no way anyone can talk as fast as I can read
will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
December 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
yes this but also turning essays into podcasts is how we got here
there is no way anyone can talk as fast as I can read
there is no way anyone can talk as fast as I can read
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Fact | You can't write something predicated in the utterly ludicrous assumption that white men are being excluded from publishing unless you are racist.
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Fact | You can't write something predicated in the utterly ludicrous assumption that white men are being excluded from publishing unless you are racist.
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vance is a genuine lunatic
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
vance is a genuine lunatic
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It’s pretty wild that the most rabidly anti-immigrant administration in recent memory is comprised of a President married to an immigrant, a VP married to the daughter of immigrants, an assistant AG in charge of Civil Rights who’s an immigrant (Dhillon), & it was all funded by an immigrant (Musk).
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s pretty wild that the most rabidly anti-immigrant administration in recent memory is comprised of a President married to an immigrant, a VP married to the daughter of immigrants, an assistant AG in charge of Civil Rights who’s an immigrant (Dhillon), & it was all funded by an immigrant (Musk).
this exactly. what're they gonna do, not pay tax? they already don't pay tax. they gonna move their companies overseas? what they haven't already outsourced to China they're planning to outsource to AI and robots
they don't need us, we don't need them. they can live elsewhere and not pay tax there.
they don't need us, we don't need them. they can live elsewhere and not pay tax there.
Billionaires threatening to leave if they are taxed is really just code for threatening to primary politicians. But saying that would give up the game a little too explicitly.
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
this exactly. what're they gonna do, not pay tax? they already don't pay tax. they gonna move their companies overseas? what they haven't already outsourced to China they're planning to outsource to AI and robots
they don't need us, we don't need them. they can live elsewhere and not pay tax there.
they don't need us, we don't need them. they can live elsewhere and not pay tax there.
This is understandable but Ghislaine Maxwell is not stupid, there is a near 100% chance she has a deadman's switch
Because our pedophile president fears the release of information she has. I figured she'd be Epstein'd by now.
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
This is understandable but Ghislaine Maxwell is not stupid, there is a near 100% chance she has a deadman's switch
there is a *certain kind* of account that claims to be on the left that - over a year after the election - still blames KAMALA HARRIS for the nation's problems
they tend to do this at around 3:00AM CST if you get my drift
they tend to do this at around 3:00AM CST if you get my drift
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
there is a *certain kind* of account that claims to be on the left that - over a year after the election - still blames KAMALA HARRIS for the nation's problems
they tend to do this at around 3:00AM CST if you get my drift
they tend to do this at around 3:00AM CST if you get my drift
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some people so badly want to be the victim because they can’t admit that they suck and everyone hates them for being the worst.
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
some people so badly want to be the victim because they can’t admit that they suck and everyone hates them for being the worst.
he wrote this then within the hour bombed Nigeria, not a joke
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
he wrote this then within the hour bombed Nigeria, not a joke
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Merry Christmas!
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Merry Christmas!
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
whoever invented insomnia is a cunt
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
whoever invented insomnia is a cunt
the reason these guys misappropriate Tolkien is because they're virtue-signaling as nerds
everything company named after something from Tolkien is deliberately marketed and crafted with an image designed around making some imagined critical theory tech commentator clutch their pearls as a way to distract from the fact that they are flim flam men selling shit that largely doesn't work.
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
the reason these guys misappropriate Tolkien is because they're virtue-signaling as nerds
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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I'm not really into drones personally but it's very easy to see they are the future of warfare
so it's hard to see a ban on foreign drone technology as anything other than a deliberate long term sabotage of US military capability
so it's hard to see a ban on foreign drone technology as anything other than a deliberate long term sabotage of US military capability
Thanks to the new MAGA ban on the import of all new foreign drones, and thus on all even somewhat affordable drones, this may be the last real American Drone Crashmas for a very long time.
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'm not really into drones personally but it's very easy to see they are the future of warfare
so it's hard to see a ban on foreign drone technology as anything other than a deliberate long term sabotage of US military capability
so it's hard to see a ban on foreign drone technology as anything other than a deliberate long term sabotage of US military capability
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A public database of ice, ice agents, DHS, etc. Has now been built and it's entirely outside of the US and US government reach.
We Built a Public Record of ICE Because They Refuse to Keep One
Tracking Immigration Enforcement as It Accelerates Under Authoritarian Rule
open.substack.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A public database of ice, ice agents, DHS, etc. Has now been built and it's entirely outside of the US and US government reach.
I'm not really into drones personally but it's very easy to see they are the future of warfare
so it's hard to see a ban on foreign drone technology as anything other than a deliberate long term sabotage of US military capability
so it's hard to see a ban on foreign drone technology as anything other than a deliberate long term sabotage of US military capability
Thanks to the new MAGA ban on the import of all new foreign drones, and thus on all even somewhat affordable drones, this may be the last real American Drone Crashmas for a very long time.
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'm not really into drones personally but it's very easy to see they are the future of warfare
so it's hard to see a ban on foreign drone technology as anything other than a deliberate long term sabotage of US military capability
so it's hard to see a ban on foreign drone technology as anything other than a deliberate long term sabotage of US military capability
the problem is that it's impossible to have a robust national economy made up of a few ultrarich producers and 300M struggling consumers, now go figure out the solution Mr Genius Billionaire man
I’m asking questions to learn more. It’s something I work on every day.
But Few want to discuss ways to solve problems on here. They want to virtue signal
But Few want to discuss ways to solve problems on here. They want to virtue signal
Mark you literally ran a TV show encouraging people to think big and solve problems, and here you are whining “it’s too hard! How could we do it?!”
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
the problem is that it's impossible to have a robust national economy made up of a few ultrarich producers and 300M struggling consumers, now go figure out the solution Mr Genius Billionaire man
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The Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Kennedy Center has been canceled. The show’s host, musician Chuck Redd, said, “When I saw the name change on the Kennedy Center website and later on the building, I chose to cancel our concert.”
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Kennedy Center has been canceled. The show’s host, musician Chuck Redd, said, “When I saw the name change on the Kennedy Center website and later on the building, I chose to cancel our concert.”
one of the knock-on effects of most of the world's wealth being controlled by such a small group of people is that the "world economy" becomes just a reflection of that group's current investment preferences
but you have to realize that in this statement "the entire world economy" simplifies to a dozen or so billionaires and their companies, that's the "investment class" as far as the numbers are concerned
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
one of the knock-on effects of most of the world's wealth being controlled by such a small group of people is that the "world economy" becomes just a reflection of that group's current investment preferences
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These show up on my feed from time to time and it always cracks me up because they're always written in the style of someone who has never made it to second base.
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
These show up on my feed from time to time and it always cracks me up because they're always written in the style of someone who has never made it to second base.
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Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Having a normal Christmas morning