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Kellum Dander
@kellumdander.bsky.social
Proctor-at-Large of the Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire.
imagine a way to teach people to read but not understand. bingo.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"local suboptima"
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
yeah came here to say this

the guy wakes up in a new, younger body every ten or so years

that's the schtick

he gets reincarnated
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
yes it's a paraphrase sue me
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
if this is how we sell single-payer to the libertarians I'm all in
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it's an adversarial, trustless system
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This stuff isn't hyperbole. These people are a pathetic combination of miserable and evil.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
the musical equivalent of Facebook
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I got the joke
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
either a horrible or perfect take
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reposted by Kellum Dander
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
wait until you hear about next tuesday
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
it's kompromat across the board
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM