Kellum Dander
@kellumdander.bsky.social
Proctor-at-Large of the Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire.
This is a nice meme but you don't have to be a scientist to know that if one monkey hoarded a mountain of bananas while all the other monkeys went hungry, the other monkeys would kill the greedy monkey and take the bananas.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This is a nice meme but you don't have to be a scientist to know that if one monkey hoarded a mountain of bananas while all the other monkeys went hungry, the other monkeys would kill the greedy monkey and take the bananas.
one of these is the reason Musk's pay package was approved
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
one of these is the reason Musk's pay package was approved
Meanwhile over at the Supreme Court
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Meanwhile over at the Supreme Court
Another Kavanaugh Stop victim
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Another Kavanaugh Stop victim
There's a name for these: Kavanaugh Stops
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
There's a name for these: Kavanaugh Stops
I couldn't resist, but I'm only half joking
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I couldn't resist, but I'm only half joking
so the same person wrote both texts on the same day, nothing to worry about at all here
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
so the same person wrote both texts on the same day, nothing to worry about at all here
All law enforcement officers should be required to have visible identification and to be unmasked when attempting to detain anyone. Their vehicles should also be required to have markings and appropriate license plates.
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
All law enforcement officers should be required to have visible identification and to be unmasked when attempting to detain anyone. Their vehicles should also be required to have markings and appropriate license plates.
HEARTWARMING: Federal immunity doesn't apply to state crimes 🥰
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
HEARTWARMING: Federal immunity doesn't apply to state crimes 🥰
I think a lot about this
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I think a lot about this
things you'll only read when Republicans are in office
October 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
things you'll only read when Republicans are in office
how it started how it's going
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
how it started how it's going
this is really what is required to find a candidate without a nazi tattoo?
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
this is really what is required to find a candidate without a nazi tattoo?
we can field a Democratic party free of Nazi tattoos
October 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
we can field a Democratic party free of Nazi tattoos
my litmus test is no nazi tattoos and i don't think that's unrealistic
October 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
my litmus test is no nazi tattoos and i don't think that's unrealistic
Stupid and often aggressive people imagine the collapse of the United States is going to be like $5.99 all you can eat fried chicken at KFC.
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stupid and often aggressive people imagine the collapse of the United States is going to be like $5.99 all you can eat fried chicken at KFC.
I'm just going to go ahead and predict that the Proud Boys and 3%ers are planning some fun stuff for today.
Stay woke, friends.
Stay woke, friends.
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I'm just going to go ahead and predict that the Proud Boys and 3%ers are planning some fun stuff for today.
Stay woke, friends.
Stay woke, friends.
say what you want about his methods
but at least he knew who the enemy was
but at least he knew who the enemy was
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
say what you want about his methods
but at least he knew who the enemy was
but at least he knew who the enemy was
