Matthew Blanchette
@mattpb.bsky.social
He/him. Physically disabled. Canadian-American; fond of rye toast, when he can get it. Dreams a little.
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Matthew Blanchette
@mattpb.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Slowly going crazy because I've got no idea how to access the OneDrive account that automatically backed up files from my Desktop on my now-dead old laptop because I
1.) don't remember which Microsoft account it connects to
2.) can't get the one-time code to route to the e-mail I use
Help?!? :-(
1.) don't remember which Microsoft account it connects to
2.) can't get the one-time code to route to the e-mail I use
Help?!? :-(
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So who made the predictive market bet?
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
So who made the predictive market bet?
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Matt is an idiot, or pretends to be an idiot for clicks… and I wish that knowledge was enough for everyone to stop paying attention to him.
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Matt is an idiot, or pretends to be an idiot for clicks… and I wish that knowledge was enough for everyone to stop paying attention to him.
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I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
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The truth finally comes out.
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The truth finally comes out.
"Mom... 'mi nuts?"
You ever feel like your going insane
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
"Mom... 'mi nuts?"
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yeah this is quite representative
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
yeah this is quite representative
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“We’re going to run Venezuela”
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
“We’re going to run Venezuela”
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yeah everything is a nightmare
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
yeah everything is a nightmare
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who runs the world? doha, apparently
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
who runs the world? doha, apparently
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considering converting just to get a break from the news
January 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
considering converting just to get a break from the news
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i think part of the sheer mania post oct 7 honestly was the way the news slowly trickled in over the course of two days
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
i think part of the sheer mania post oct 7 honestly was the way the news slowly trickled in over the course of two days
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i first heard about it from my (non-Jewish, very right-wing, business major) college roommate, and i thought it was just missiles or something
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i first heard about it from my (non-Jewish, very right-wing, business major) college roommate, and i thought it was just missiles or something
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My non-frum (now exish-)wife gave me a heads up but she didn't want to totally wreck Yom Tov so I didn't get the scope till later...
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My non-frum (now exish-)wife gave me a heads up but she didn't want to totally wreck Yom Tov so I didn't get the scope till later...
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Here's @saralegal.bsky.social's summary for me, passing it on (continues after my reply)
He attacked Caracas, abducted Maduro and now claims the U.S. is running Venzuela.
.אַ גוטע וואָך
.אַ גוטע וואָך
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Here's @saralegal.bsky.social's summary for me, passing it on (continues after my reply)
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my dad told me during shabbos so no but im still in shock regardless
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
my dad told me during shabbos so no but im still in shock regardless
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You are the reason stupid should hurt.
January 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
You are the reason stupid should hurt.
...Tim Walz was the daughter of Saddam Hussein? :-/
Her running mate was the daughter of that guy who murdered a million people in Iraq. I found that very reassuring and permission-granting.
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
...Tim Walz was the daughter of Saddam Hussein? :-/
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Trump is doing way better. Right?
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Trump is doing way better. Right?
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I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"
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John Fogerty is about to release a clearer-eyed statement about what just went down than almost every member of congress.
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
John Fogerty is about to release a clearer-eyed statement about what just went down than almost every member of congress.
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John Fogerty might have something to say about that
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
John Fogerty might have something to say about that
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I hope John Fogerty sues.
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I hope John Fogerty sues.
STOP USING THE AI-GENERATED SUMMARY ON GOOGLE SEARCH
PLEASE
PLEASE
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
STOP USING THE AI-GENERATED SUMMARY ON GOOGLE SEARCH
PLEASE
PLEASE