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Me, starting my work day: alright, let's get this bread
My boss (who is secretly a duck): HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOO
My boss (who is secretly a duck): HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOO
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20 likes is a banger in my book *forehead kiss*
December 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
20 likes is a banger in my book *forehead kiss*
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Did you know every joke that gets published by Hard Drive was written by a real actual human that you can follow on this here website?
Technology is amazing.
Technology is amazing.
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Did you know every joke that gets published by Hard Drive was written by a real actual human that you can follow on this here website?
Technology is amazing.
Technology is amazing.
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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The purest form of self deception is saying ‘I’ll just rest my eyes for five minutes’ and waking up three hours later.
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The purest form of self deception is saying ‘I’ll just rest my eyes for five minutes’ and waking up three hours later.
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Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
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the safety video said to lift with your legs but this is too hard i’m going back to using my hands
December 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
the safety video said to lift with your legs but this is too hard i’m going back to using my hands
Huge missed opportunity for Buffalo Wild Wings to have a wing flavor called Jesus Christ That's Tender And Mild
December 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Huge missed opportunity for Buffalo Wild Wings to have a wing flavor called Jesus Christ That's Tender And Mild
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BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet
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Guy who invented cheese: check out this amazing new food
Guy who'd been looking for a way to get people to smile for photos: oh hell yeah
Guy who'd been looking for a way to get people to smile for photos: oh hell yeah
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Guy who invented cheese: check out this amazing new food
Guy who'd been looking for a way to get people to smile for photos: oh hell yeah
Guy who'd been looking for a way to get people to smile for photos: oh hell yeah
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how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
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STUDY: 9 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE PUT GIFTS “SOMEWHERE SAFE” AND NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
STUDY: 9 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE PUT GIFTS “SOMEWHERE SAFE” AND NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
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Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: no, why? did you forget?
Me: no, why? did you forget?
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: no, why? did you forget?
Me: no, why? did you forget?
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This is the most useful thing I've learned this year
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is the most useful thing I've learned this year
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Modern child: NO I wanted the other iPad
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
December 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Modern child: NO I wanted the other iPad
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
Reminiscing about my younger years, specifically the Whoring Twenties
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reminiscing about my younger years, specifically the Whoring Twenties
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shel silverstein was a prophet
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
shel silverstein was a prophet
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*slowly running my long, slender fingers over their rock hard body* i hope this turkey thaws in time for new year’s day
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*slowly running my long, slender fingers over their rock hard body* i hope this turkey thaws in time for new year’s day
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Credit card sales rep: you'll get double miles on all purchases, incredible deals on flights and hotels, and plenty of other great benefits!
Me: sounds good. but, what happens if I miss a payment?
Credit card sales rep, suddenly with dark countenance: you don't want to do that. no sir. no no no
Me: sounds good. but, what happens if I miss a payment?
Credit card sales rep, suddenly with dark countenance: you don't want to do that. no sir. no no no
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Credit card sales rep: you'll get double miles on all purchases, incredible deals on flights and hotels, and plenty of other great benefits!
Me: sounds good. but, what happens if I miss a payment?
Credit card sales rep, suddenly with dark countenance: you don't want to do that. no sir. no no no
Me: sounds good. but, what happens if I miss a payment?
Credit card sales rep, suddenly with dark countenance: you don't want to do that. no sir. no no no
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God: I can't help noticing Jesus has Joseph's nose
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
God: I can't help noticing Jesus has Joseph's nose
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
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"I made gnocchi"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"I made gnocchi"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
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Me: Honey, do not throw out this box please
Him: k
M: this one, I really need it
H: got it
M: the box right here is being kept
H: understood
*box gets destroyed and thrown out*
Him: k
M: this one, I really need it
H: got it
M: the box right here is being kept
H: understood
*box gets destroyed and thrown out*
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: Honey, do not throw out this box please
Him: k
M: this one, I really need it
H: got it
M: the box right here is being kept
H: understood
*box gets destroyed and thrown out*
Him: k
M: this one, I really need it
H: got it
M: the box right here is being kept
H: understood
*box gets destroyed and thrown out*
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I don’t think I have a Hank Hill ass but I do think that’s what every guy with a Hank Hill ass tells themselves
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I don’t think I have a Hank Hill ass but I do think that’s what every guy with a Hank Hill ass tells themselves
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he called me a “cotton-headed ninny-muggins” and then everything just went black, officer
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
he called me a “cotton-headed ninny-muggins” and then everything just went black, officer
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”