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I've got a dad back
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This is dumb and totally misread to context. Is Paul wishing death on these people?
Paul saying: fine die alone I'm just Eros's semi divine assistant
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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The demon in my brain:
Goofy meme with a messy room and a text bubble saying "damn, bitch, you live like this?"
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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A bold day to send this email, AWS marketing
An email I received from AWS advertising their innovation conference that was sent on a day where they had massive outages
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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For some, the answer is clear
Screenshot of a notification that says EAT A BIG OF DICKS!! and 1 other liked your post
October 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Haha, he was in fact the first recipient of the "Very Bad" award
Finally, LEJA names its first recipient of the “Muy Mal Award” (Spanish for “Very Bad”) – a dishonor given to an individual for vilifying and stigmatizing the Latino community. Although in the future this award is more likely to go to someone in Hollywood for creating tired Latino stereotypes in movies, the first award goes to current U.S. President and former TV reality show star Donald J. Trump. In 2018, Trump and his administration implemented the “zero tolerance” family separation policy on undocumented immigrants coming across the U.S./Mexico border. According to the federal government, more than 3,000 undocumented children were separated from their families and placed in shelters or foster care. In addition to his cruel policy, Trump continues to stoke fear about undocumented immigrants (mainly Latino and Muslim) and continues to divide the country with his toxic and racist rhetoric and demand for a wall on the southern border
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Yea
Tattered tots frying in an air fryer
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Welcome to BlueSky replies
Screenshot of the above post, plus two replies, one saying I like her just the way she is, and another one saying I could change her
July 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I'll never salute them
Text: mo @chuuew I'll never salute you, you son of a bitch Image of a trash can labeled General Waste
June 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I feel like we can probably arrest him Jan 21, 2029, and get him on any of these
Which Federal Crimes Have No Statute of Limitations? You may be wondering, what about violent offenses? Cases resulting in someone being seriously injured, killed, or otherwise traumatized typically have no statute of limitations. These include: Capital murder Murder of a federal employee Treason Espionage Sexual offenses against minors
June 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Girls checking the temperature compatability stats on guys like Pokémon
Type Rarity: Weight: Heat tolerance: Cold tolerance: Personality:
June 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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The three genders:
Pulled (female) Rockefeller (male) Straight Run
June 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Arrested Development image Well did it work out for those people No, it never does. I mean, these people delude themselves into thinking it might, but... But it might work for us
June 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Two minutes Turkish
A man at a grill in an apron with the caption "two minutes Turkish" referencing the movie Snatch where Turkish gets a different and sometimes longer time estimate when he asks how much longer it will take Charlie to make the sausages
May 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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When she looks at me out of the corner of her eye as she horks down the moldy bread she found, even as I yell at her, I'm like, I get it girl
Picture of a yellow lab in a back yard who has never committed any crime, certainly not eating garbage she finds on the street
May 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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From dungeons and dragons Plan b has a stink too. It all stinks
May 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Zuckerberg is Simpsons posting again
Chief Wiggum talking to Marge Simpson saying "sure, we'd all love some real friends, Marge, but what are the odds of that happening?"
May 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Lmao whoever liked it unliked it
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April 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I just went to the hardware store and got this as the total and the tax and I had to share it here since my wife doesn't have internet brain poisoning
Subtotal 69.99 Sales tax 4.20
April 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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This was brought to you by Geoff
Screenshot of a tweet that reads "Anybody here named Jeff?" Jeff: "Yes" Geoff: "Yeos"
April 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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For reference, if you are unaware, that was a very funny tweet I was paraphrasing, I would not want anyone to think I came up with anything that good on my own
Screenshot of @skullmandible tweet most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
February 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Them: What is a phrase that can be stamped on roasting pans and also be a sex motto

Me:
Always support the bottom
December 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly a newspaper with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
December 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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When it's time to go to work but you don't wanna
A yellow lab looking like she wants to stay in bed
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Tweet screenshot The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Me, when my wife isn't ready yet but I am
Image of an edging tool label Premium Edger Ideal for interior trim projects Eliminates the need for tape Designed with extension pole adapter
November 16, 2024 at 6:57 PM