byelilo
@byelilo.bsky.social
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For most of 2026 I’ll be harrumphing
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 AM
For most of 2026 I’ll be harrumphing
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goodnight bsky, i hope you all have vivid sex dreams about your crushes
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
goodnight bsky, i hope you all have vivid sex dreams about your crushes
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thinking about growing one of those mustaches with the curly ends but idk if i can handle everyone wanting to have sex with me
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
thinking about growing one of those mustaches with the curly ends but idk if i can handle everyone wanting to have sex with me
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
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bill walking around saying: NYEce NYEce
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
bill walking around saying: NYEce NYEce
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a hug from your therapist is called a shrinkwrap
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
a hug from your therapist is called a shrinkwrap
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Did he call me "unserious"?
Hold my beer hat
Hold my beer hat
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Did he call me "unserious"?
Hold my beer hat
Hold my beer hat
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*chugging vanilla coffee creamer*
i'm good u??
i'm good u??
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
*chugging vanilla coffee creamer*
i'm good u??
i'm good u??
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I’m your favorite poster’s favorite poster’s favorite poster
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’m your favorite poster’s favorite poster’s favorite poster
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TV series idea:
"The Queen's Gambit," but Uno
"The Queen's Gambit," but Uno
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
TV series idea:
"The Queen's Gambit," but Uno
"The Queen's Gambit," but Uno
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the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass
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dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
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today, against my will, i learned what goatse is
December 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
today, against my will, i learned what goatse is
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if I ever get bored of your company I will say so
SO
SO
December 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
if I ever get bored of your company I will say so
SO
SO
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I will if I want to.
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I will if I want to.
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Everyone at work is mad at me because I conjured The Devil
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Everyone at work is mad at me because I conjured The Devil
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Guys only want one thing and it's Big Toolbox
December 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Guys only want one thing and it's Big Toolbox
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You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
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*Corrects the grammar on your Christmas card and mails it back*
December 10, 2024 at 11:45 PM
*Corrects the grammar on your Christmas card and mails it back*
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*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
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Eulogies are just goth stand-up.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Eulogies are just goth stand-up.
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shredded cheese is just regular cheese that likes to brag about its workout routine
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
shredded cheese is just regular cheese that likes to brag about its workout routine
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actually i prefer savory caroline
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
actually i prefer savory caroline
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my body is demanding seasonal torpor, but society is making me do things
December 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
my body is demanding seasonal torpor, but society is making me do things