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@roydrage12.bsky.social
I was once conceived on a waterbed. 2nd grade spelling bee champion. Even less interesting in real life. Sports official. Occasional sound guy.
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i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
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they call it a "euro step" because the only way to step foot in europe is by traveling
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
they call it a "euro step" because the only way to step foot in europe is by traveling
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Everyone who had a hand in that AI Coca-Cola Christmas ad should be pelted with rotten vegetables everywhere they go.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Everyone who had a hand in that AI Coca-Cola Christmas ad should be pelted with rotten vegetables everywhere they go.
Need
The Triple-A Louisville Bats will play five games next season as the Louisville Humidity.
The logo features a pair of dripping wet balls.
The logo features a pair of dripping wet balls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Need
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The Triple-A Louisville Bats will play five games next season as the Louisville Humidity.
The logo features a pair of dripping wet balls.
The logo features a pair of dripping wet balls.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Triple-A Louisville Bats will play five games next season as the Louisville Humidity.
The logo features a pair of dripping wet balls.
The logo features a pair of dripping wet balls.
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
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Look, I *know* it means toaster over
But can I just pretend it means “horny toaster”?
But can I just pretend it means “horny toaster”?
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Look, I *know* it means toaster over
But can I just pretend it means “horny toaster”?
But can I just pretend it means “horny toaster”?
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Accidentally tried really hard to superglue a couple of my fingers together AMA
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Accidentally tried really hard to superglue a couple of my fingers together AMA
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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And it was worth every fuckin' penny.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
And it was worth every fuckin' penny.
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
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Updating the firstname bunchanumbers tweet for Bluesky purposes.
July 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Updating the firstname bunchanumbers tweet for Bluesky purposes.
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Well, it's a song back in the cantina called jizz
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Well, it's a song back in the cantina called jizz
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(not even looking up) time loop mishap
Did you guys hear about the Georgia man who died in a scuba diving accident after which family looked in the backyard treehouse and found the skeletal remains of his missing adult son? It’s such a weird story and I need there to be any kind of resolution.
Skeletal remains of missing son found in backyard tree house days after father dies in scuba accident
Henry Hank Frantz, 32, went missing four years ago, according to reports.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
(not even looking up) time loop mishap
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🎵 Under the sea,
under the sea
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter,
Take it from me
under the sea
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter,
Take it from me
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🎵 Under the sea,
under the sea
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter,
Take it from me
under the sea
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter,
Take it from me
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asking the doge guy to send me 5 bullet points on what he accomplished this week
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
asking the doge guy to send me 5 bullet points on what he accomplished this week
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I have to admit I'd probably pass on getting my son booed because I'm standing next to him.
Still can’t get over how weird it is that Brian Kelly noped out of his own son’s senior day.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I have to admit I'd probably pass on getting my son booed because I'm standing next to him.
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Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
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tired: mike lombardi doesn't know how to recruit kids.
wired: mike lombardi recruits kids by getting their parents drunk at THE CRUNKLETON
wired: mike lombardi recruits kids by getting their parents drunk at THE CRUNKLETON
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
tired: mike lombardi doesn't know how to recruit kids.
wired: mike lombardi recruits kids by getting their parents drunk at THE CRUNKLETON
wired: mike lombardi recruits kids by getting their parents drunk at THE CRUNKLETON
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That's one word for it
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That's one word for it
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November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon