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Jon Baker
@thejonbaker.bsky.social
Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad
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…HUMANS. You need to date humans.

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February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Whenever I get some free time to enjoy myself
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Oh, you got Rock Astley to give you up?

I got Twisted Sister to Take It!
Oh, you got Gwen Stefani to holla back?

I got Rick Astley to give you up
Oh, you out-pizza’s the hut?

Well I got Gwen Stefani to holla back
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Oh, you got Rick Astley to give you up?

I got Meatloaf to do That
Oh, you got Gwen Stefani to holla back?

I got Rick Astley to give you up
Oh, you out-pizza’s the hut?

Well I got Gwen Stefani to holla back
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oh, you got Gwen Stefani to holla back?

I got Rick Astley to give you up
Oh, you out-pizza’s the hut?

Well I got Gwen Stefani to holla back
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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💋
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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more sports should have a cosmic version
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Part of me wants to make a country song about drinking my truck and driving an ice cold beer
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Oh god they made a keyboard *with* a Steam Deck built into it?

I don’t need it I don’t need it I don’t need it
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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It’s really just an exercise manual, if you think about it

#comic #howto #comicsky
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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if you are outside the twin cities and are trying to think of ways to control ice, this is a great way to do it. keep doors locked, check and make sure people are actually *people* before letting them in

twofold, ice can't kidnap people inside and you aren't selling to them either
Walking up to an open restaurant and pulling on the door before realizing it’s locked and you need to wait for someone to let you in. Pretty common experience the last 2 months around the metro.

Minneapolis, February 2026
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
You ever just start dissociating, but also realize you’re dissociating, but also ALSO know you can’t afford to be dissociating just then?

Like, get back here brain. If I’m not allowed to quit rn neither are you
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The minute Discord asks me for a scan of my face or ID is the day I never log back into Discord
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Not, like, a line. But every so often my brain just goes full Space Mutiny on me

“We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese”
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?

Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Check out the extra panels in the replies!
👁: "IT'S A THING YOU CAN PUT OTHER THINGS INTO.  BRILLIANT."

#comic #comicsky
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Who knew Galbor had such strong opinions about buckets?
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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👁: "IT'S A THING YOU CAN PUT OTHER THINGS INTO.  BRILLIANT."

#comic #comicsky
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Sports ball!

This is the one comic I’m forbidden to turn into a video because I don’t want to accidentally force people to buy sex lube
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
FUN FACT: Facts stopped being fun over 10 years ago and scientists can’t explain why. Knowledge is pain!
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I'm struck by just how fucking *aggressively* American the idea of a weight loss pill being advertised during the Super Bowl is
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Bold choice by Amazon to show all the different ways their new Alexa can kill you in their ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I've had so much work to do today, I'm only now finally able to start drawing/watching the super bowl

Looks like I'm still catching it while it's a legitimate game?
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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A D&D character named Charli Axey Axe
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM