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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker)
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I draw webcomics and scream things into microphones
Panic! At the grocery store

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December 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is fine.

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December 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
From the people that put the bees in Applebees

(Shoutout to my Discord for helping me with the chanting!)

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December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Even more of your favorite Christmas hits, sung by an eyeball

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December 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Don’t just smell clean. Smell MANLY clean

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December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
From the people that put the bees in Applebees

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December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
👁: IT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO, BUT MUCH LESS EDIBLE

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December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker)
Sometimes these things advertise themselves

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December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sometimes these things advertise themselves

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December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Formerly Rent-A-Tony’s

Additional voices:
Various Tonies: @rolethebones.bsky.social

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December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
👁: IT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO, BUT MUCH LESS EDIBLE

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December 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The ads are basically monetized intrusive thoughts

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December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m just as surprised as you that this isn’t a thing yet.

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December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

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December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The ads are basically monetized intrusive thoughts

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December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You won’t find a better trade in value for your organs anywhere else

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December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Where do you even get taco lingerie? Asking for a friend.

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December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Brush Brite is the leading cause of deaths for dentists who don’t recommend Brush Brite

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December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You won’t find a better trade in value for your organs anywhere else

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December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The most aggressively funded charity out there today

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November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗘𝘃𝗲, 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗽𝗼𝗻 𝘂𝘀!

𝗧𝗼 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀, 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁

𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱! 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱! 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Maybe you should come back after capitalism runs its course, Peter

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November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You know the rules. And so do I.

#comic #darkhumor #worthit #funny
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Come on, it’s like the first 2 rules

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November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ok, but why tho

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November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM