Jon Baker
@thejonbaker.bsky.social
Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad
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Got a lot of feelings about this and it turns out short little skeets aren’t really a great forum for expressing them
Here they are in the time-honored Notes Screenshots form
Here they are in the time-honored Notes Screenshots form
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Got a lot of feelings about this and it turns out short little skeets aren’t really a great forum for expressing them
Here they are in the time-honored Notes Screenshots form
Here they are in the time-honored Notes Screenshots form
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November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I think that song “Welcome To The Jungle” is about a visitor center in the rainforest
I think that song “Hot To Go” is about global warming
I think that song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is about a rather intense jigsaw puzzle derby.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think that song “Welcome To The Jungle” is about a visitor center in the rainforest
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
Cool of TikTok to be serving me tons of “hey here’s some spy recording devices to catch your partner cheating on you” ads
What a good and healthy world we live in
What a good and healthy world we live in
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cool of TikTok to be serving me tons of “hey here’s some spy recording devices to catch your partner cheating on you” ads
What a good and healthy world we live in
What a good and healthy world we live in
CHESS PRO TIP: Assert dominance by physically eating enemy chess pieces
Sure there are rules against it, but most opponents aren’t going to stop you
Sure there are rules against it, but most opponents aren’t going to stop you
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
CHESS PRO TIP: Assert dominance by physically eating enemy chess pieces
Sure there are rules against it, but most opponents aren’t going to stop you
Sure there are rules against it, but most opponents aren’t going to stop you
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Thanks I hate it
I don’t do intro posts but every now and then I repost the greatest images ever: HORSES WITH DOG MOUTHS.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Thanks I hate it
What percentage of microplastics do you need to have in your body before you can legally call yourself an artificial intelligence?
Asking for a friend who is trying to catch some of all this money being lit on fire
(It’s me. I’m that friend)
Asking for a friend who is trying to catch some of all this money being lit on fire
(It’s me. I’m that friend)
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What percentage of microplastics do you need to have in your body before you can legally call yourself an artificial intelligence?
Asking for a friend who is trying to catch some of all this money being lit on fire
(It’s me. I’m that friend)
Asking for a friend who is trying to catch some of all this money being lit on fire
(It’s me. I’m that friend)
I really hope Chuck Schumer at least negotiated for a comfortable cuck chair so he can watch the American people get fucked
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I really hope Chuck Schumer at least negotiated for a comfortable cuck chair so he can watch the American people get fucked
Who tf are your political advisors, other republicans?
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Who tf are your political advisors, other republicans?
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November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I have no chill and I must vibe
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have no chill and I must vibe
The morale will continue until the beatings improve
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The morale will continue until the beatings improve
I HAVE NO NOUN AND I MUST VERB
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I HAVE NO NOUN AND I MUST VERB
Mamdani is going to implement Sherbet Law. Ice cream and gelato will now be illegal in the five boroughs.
Mamdani is going to implement Shein law. All clothes must be reasonably priced and on your doorstep by Tuesday.
Mamdani is going to implement Shuriken law. All must study the blade.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sherbet Law. Ice cream and gelato will now be illegal in the five boroughs.
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No one:
Not a soul on earth:
Chuck Schumer: Time to hand my ass and everyone else's to the Republicans again
Not a soul on earth:
Chuck Schumer: Time to hand my ass and everyone else's to the Republicans again
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
No one:
Not a soul on earth:
Chuck Schumer: Time to hand my ass and everyone else's to the Republicans again
Not a soul on earth:
Chuck Schumer: Time to hand my ass and everyone else's to the Republicans again
ME: Do you think Sonic The Hedgehog’s whole “gotta go fast” thing is at least partly sexual? Like what if he can’t nut unless he’s going Mach 5?
INTERVIEWER: You literally can not be out of this building fast enough
INTERVIEWER: You literally can not be out of this building fast enough
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
ME: Do you think Sonic The Hedgehog’s whole “gotta go fast” thing is at least partly sexual? Like what if he can’t nut unless he’s going Mach 5?
INTERVIEWER: You literally can not be out of this building fast enough
INTERVIEWER: You literally can not be out of this building fast enough
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Immediately had to do this:
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Immediately had to do this:
It will never not amaze me that Tesla stockholders looked at this guy and went “yup, let’s give him a trillion dollars pay package he’s worth it”
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It will never not amaze me that Tesla stockholders looked at this guy and went “yup, let’s give him a trillion dollars pay package he’s worth it”
I promise to use this for irresponsible purposes only
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I promise to use this for irresponsible purposes only
I wanna believe there’s a scenario where the Epstein Files get released soon & it’s way worse than we though. Like, even MAGA wants Trump jailed for his crimes
So Trump tries to flee to, like, Argentina. Only he can’t because there are no air traffic controllers to clear him because of his shutdown
So Trump tries to flee to, like, Argentina. Only he can’t because there are no air traffic controllers to clear him because of his shutdown
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I wanna believe there’s a scenario where the Epstein Files get released soon & it’s way worse than we though. Like, even MAGA wants Trump jailed for his crimes
So Trump tries to flee to, like, Argentina. Only he can’t because there are no air traffic controllers to clear him because of his shutdown
So Trump tries to flee to, like, Argentina. Only he can’t because there are no air traffic controllers to clear him because of his shutdown
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November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
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oh this shit is COOKED cooked
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
oh this shit is COOKED cooked