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The Northwoods League season got underway yesterday, and already, the nonsense is afoot
2025 Nonsense Thread activated
2025 Nonsense Thread activated
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I don't go on Threads often, but when I do
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I don't go on Threads often, but when I do
Congratulations to everyone who got to enjoy this last night
#LogoOfTheDay: Peach Bowl Alternate (NCAA) circa 1996. See it on the site here: https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/186724401997/Peach_Bowl/1996/Primary_Logo
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Congratulations to everyone who got to enjoy this last night
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Readers shouldn't be tasked with this. Reporters being flip about these lines also makes life harder for all literary nonfiction features writers who do follow the rules.
If you clocked that this was entirely fictional, good for you! I think the confusion for some people shows that it was not marked or explained clearly enough. Even the existing note makes it seem like it was based on composite but real stories, not a "hypothetical."
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Readers shouldn't be tasked with this. Reporters being flip about these lines also makes life harder for all literary nonfiction features writers who do follow the rules.
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This would be amazing at the 95th red line
Beneath Berlin's Potsdamer Platz, an overlooked retail strip has been reborn as a bicycle parking facility and public passage connecting users to the S-Bahn station. Modest in scale but rich in possibilities, it integrates seamlessly into the revitalised entertainment, commercial and office centre.🧵
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
This would be amazing at the 95th red line
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I’m sorry, the idea of the MAC having both Sacramento State and UMass is an affront to God.
NEWS: The MAC has voted to add Sacramento State into the league as a football-only member, @RossDellenger reports👀
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I’m sorry, the idea of the MAC having both Sacramento State and UMass is an affront to God.
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
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Displaying Team USA Olympic figure skater Ilia Malnin on a CRT brings out a lot of the artist-intended details that get lost with pure pixels, this is why so many of us retain vintage hardware
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Displaying Team USA Olympic figure skater Ilia Malnin on a CRT brings out a lot of the artist-intended details that get lost with pure pixels, this is why so many of us retain vintage hardware
@ladyjenpool.bsky.social Thought you needed to be made aware
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@ladyjenpool.bsky.social Thought you needed to be made aware
Burger City, College Ave, Lisle. Great food in a nondescript strip. Beef bacon if that's what you seek. And a nice little indie bookstore next door.
February 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Burger City, College Ave, Lisle. Great food in a nondescript strip. Beef bacon if that's what you seek. And a nice little indie bookstore next door.
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You can’t see it on video so Korey Lee helpfully describes where this Munetaka Murakami comebacker off Mike Vasil ended up.
February 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
You can’t see it on video so Korey Lee helpfully describes where this Munetaka Murakami comebacker off Mike Vasil ended up.
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incredible thread, absolutely incredible
These are all real people on the ARCA roster thank you for your time
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
incredible thread, absolutely incredible
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
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*huge guy I’m stepping to at the bar with my fists raised*
“Are you asking for a basking?”
“Maybe I am!”
*i wake up three hours later on a deck chair in a bathing suit*
“This is nice”
*huge guy hands me a piña colada*
“Yeah, you seemed really stressed”
“Are you asking for a basking?”
“Maybe I am!”
*i wake up three hours later on a deck chair in a bathing suit*
“This is nice”
*huge guy hands me a piña colada*
“Yeah, you seemed really stressed”
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
*huge guy I’m stepping to at the bar with my fists raised*
“Are you asking for a basking?”
“Maybe I am!”
*i wake up three hours later on a deck chair in a bathing suit*
“This is nice”
*huge guy hands me a piña colada*
“Yeah, you seemed really stressed”
“Are you asking for a basking?”
“Maybe I am!”
*i wake up three hours later on a deck chair in a bathing suit*
“This is nice”
*huge guy hands me a piña colada*
“Yeah, you seemed really stressed”
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iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium
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I think stuff like this should be taken seriously, but what she’s actually been doing is making Starship Troopers-style videos so weird Trump wants to know what the hell is going on with them while her boyfriend, whose status as a government employee is … vague, plots her future presidency.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I think stuff like this should be taken seriously, but what she’s actually been doing is making Starship Troopers-style videos so weird Trump wants to know what the hell is going on with them while her boyfriend, whose status as a government employee is … vague, plots her future presidency.
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I'll never forget Jaroslav Halak in Sochi, tears in his eyes, lamenting the looming death of Slovak hockey.
"Nobody's coming," he said softly.
He was wrong.
My story on how Juraj Slafkovský and Co. have resurrected a once-great hockey country:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
"Nobody's coming," he said softly.
He was wrong.
My story on how Juraj Slafkovský and Co. have resurrected a once-great hockey country:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
Juraj Slafkovský has resurrected Slovak hockey, but is success sustainable?
Is Slovak hockey back? Or is this a fluke, a once-in-a-lifetime group of young stars?
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I'll never forget Jaroslav Halak in Sochi, tears in his eyes, lamenting the looming death of Slovak hockey.
"Nobody's coming," he said softly.
He was wrong.
My story on how Juraj Slafkovský and Co. have resurrected a once-great hockey country:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
"Nobody's coming," he said softly.
He was wrong.
My story on how Juraj Slafkovský and Co. have resurrected a once-great hockey country:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
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you don't need to share a hoax when this is reality:
The couple, who were banned for life from a country club in Port Orange, Fla., face felony battery charges after the fight, which involved 20 people, the authorities said. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/u...
Florida Couple Arrested After Pickleball Match Turns Into a Brawl
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
you don't need to share a hoax when this is reality:
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Food is great. It
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force
Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force
Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Food is great. It
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force
Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force
Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?
Oh man, the IceHogs and the Admirals are both going to wear their retro jerseys when they play each other this weekend. High fashion games of the year.
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Oh man, the IceHogs and the Admirals are both going to wear their retro jerseys when they play each other this weekend. High fashion games of the year.
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This is exactly who I’d ask about this
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This is exactly who I’d ask about this
Looking at the video, you'll see that this is not in Chicago proper. It's in Lake Zurich, a well-off northern suburb. And the kid's got a bluecheck. So my only question is whether he cooked up this scheme to get on the conservative grievance gravy train on his own or if his parents did it for him.
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Looking at the video, you'll see that this is not in Chicago proper. It's in Lake Zurich, a well-off northern suburb. And the kid's got a bluecheck. So my only question is whether he cooked up this scheme to get on the conservative grievance gravy train on his own or if his parents did it for him.