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The Northwoods League season got underway yesterday, and already, the nonsense is afoot
2025 Nonsense Thread activated
2025 Nonsense Thread activated
The year is 2029. The NHL announces that given continuing trends in the game, regulation play in the regular season will be eliminated, each team will be awarded one point by default, and then will play a 5-minute OT and shootout if needed to award the 2nd point. Ticket prices will remain the same.
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The year is 2029. The NHL announces that given continuing trends in the game, regulation play in the regular season will be eliminated, each team will be awarded one point by default, and then will play a 5-minute OT and shootout if needed to award the 2nd point. Ticket prices will remain the same.
Looks like the spiritual successor to San Jose State's uniforms by 4-Players-Only
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Looks like the spiritual successor to San Jose State's uniforms by 4-Players-Only
Okay, a Hawks ticket with two beers for $58 seems like a decent deal. Because how much is a beer at the UC now once you figure in sales tax? Seventeen bucks, probably?
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Okay, a Hawks ticket with two beers for $58 seems like a decent deal. Because how much is a beer at the UC now once you figure in sales tax? Seventeen bucks, probably?
It's nice to see this sentiment on my timeline without a firearm being involved
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's nice to see this sentiment on my timeline without a firearm being involved
Ah! The Islanders ARE garbage!
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ah! The Islanders ARE garbage!
"Bleeding" is one of the remaining strengths in Nick Foligno's skillset
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Bleeding" is one of the remaining strengths in Nick Foligno's skillset
Goddammit you kids, you are supposed to default to chirping Detroit when the Hawks are this dire
Probably says something about this game that the fans are now chanting GREEN BAY SUCKS.
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Goddammit you kids, you are supposed to default to chirping Detroit when the Hawks are this dire
In 8 months when Erika kirk delivers JD Vance’s love child at a Turning Point event.
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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The thing is, and I've been harping on this for three years, is that nobody's ever tanked this aggressively and successfully come out of it. Nobody's ever built a winner exclusively through the draft in the modern era. No guarantee this works, now matter how good Bedard is. It might. Might not.
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The thing is, and I've been harping on this for three years, is that nobody's ever tanked this aggressively and successfully come out of it. Nobody's ever built a winner exclusively through the draft in the modern era. No guarantee this works, now matter how good Bedard is. It might. Might not.
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December 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Jesus Christ that Kalshi ad is bleak beyond parody. THEY ARE LITERALLY TELLING PEOPLE TO BET ON GLOBAL WARMING
December 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Jesus Christ that Kalshi ad is bleak beyond parody. THEY ARE LITERALLY TELLING PEOPLE TO BET ON GLOBAL WARMING
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Sabres pride night is January 6 FYI.
Yes, I know, the date. I get it.
Yes, I know, the date. I get it.
sabres actually did a pride logo and it FUCKS, for you crest lovers
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sabres pride night is January 6 FYI.
Yes, I know, the date. I get it.
Yes, I know, the date. I get it.
Frank Seravalli is in the studio for Blackhawks intermissions tonight, presumably to ensure the rest of the broadcast is as unwatchable as the actual periods of play
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Frank Seravalli is in the studio for Blackhawks intermissions tonight, presumably to ensure the rest of the broadcast is as unwatchable as the actual periods of play
Heard a news anchor on the drive home say "The Illini are down by one point at the end of the 4th quarter."
DON'T WORRY BOYS WE'LL GET 'EM IN THE FIFTH
Anyway tl;dr don't strip your sports department down to the studs because "the news people can just read the scores"
DON'T WORRY BOYS WE'LL GET 'EM IN THE FIFTH
Anyway tl;dr don't strip your sports department down to the studs because "the news people can just read the scores"
December 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Heard a news anchor on the drive home say "The Illini are down by one point at the end of the 4th quarter."
DON'T WORRY BOYS WE'LL GET 'EM IN THE FIFTH
Anyway tl;dr don't strip your sports department down to the studs because "the news people can just read the scores"
DON'T WORRY BOYS WE'LL GET 'EM IN THE FIFTH
Anyway tl;dr don't strip your sports department down to the studs because "the news people can just read the scores"
RIP Miskatonic Brewing @hockeenightsct.bsky.social @hiimbobledonne.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
RIP Miskatonic Brewing @hockeenightsct.bsky.social @hiimbobledonne.bsky.social
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2025 has introduced me to a whole new category of weird alien fash-nerd
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
2025 has introduced me to a whole new category of weird alien fash-nerd
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Fallout casting director (into megaphone): We're seeking about 3 dozen extras that look like their families have been locked underground for 200 years with little to no effort to prevent inbreeding. *points directly at a guy* You're in. (He starts crying.)
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fallout casting director (into megaphone): We're seeking about 3 dozen extras that look like their families have been locked underground for 200 years with little to no effort to prevent inbreeding. *points directly at a guy* You're in. (He starts crying.)
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As it happens, I have experience with high-level government demands to stop an explosive, accurate story from running, and I also have experience with 60 Minutes spiking a story I was involved in, so I have thoughts about the travesty at CBS. If you want some journalism anecdotes, here are a lot:
Watching Bari Weiss Murder Investigative Journalism at CBS
Notes from someone who's withstood White House demands to stop an explosive story—and who once even had a 60 Minutes piece spiked
www.forever-wars.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
As it happens, I have experience with high-level government demands to stop an explosive, accurate story from running, and I also have experience with 60 Minutes spiking a story I was involved in, so I have thoughts about the travesty at CBS. If you want some journalism anecdotes, here are a lot:
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I am not exaggerating
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I am not exaggerating
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She's 23, he's 79. She had five other outstanding warrants, he pays for her household goods. This is distilled Indiana, with a side of Florida.
December 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
She's 23, he's 79. She had five other outstanding warrants, he pays for her household goods. This is distilled Indiana, with a side of Florida.
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Saying "Some TERFs made their own awards called "TERFies" & voted Donald Trump "Best Politician (Non-UK)"" would get you accused by "Reasonable Moderates" of making up stuff to smear their side but they actually did it.
They had even more Awards than this & they get more & more unhinged.
They had even more Awards than this & they get more & more unhinged.
the terfies have been awarded.
( the terfies are annual bigotry awards the terfs hand out )
anyway i couldn't stop laughing when i noticed that @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is their pick for worst politician in the entire uk. even i don't think that and she's literally persecuting me.
( the terfies are annual bigotry awards the terfs hand out )
anyway i couldn't stop laughing when i noticed that @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is their pick for worst politician in the entire uk. even i don't think that and she's literally persecuting me.
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Saying "Some TERFs made their own awards called "TERFies" & voted Donald Trump "Best Politician (Non-UK)"" would get you accused by "Reasonable Moderates" of making up stuff to smear their side but they actually did it.
They had even more Awards than this & they get more & more unhinged.
They had even more Awards than this & they get more & more unhinged.
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andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"
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if you are wondering how things are going at UNC, Chip Kelly reportedly turned down working for legendary super bowl coach bill belichick to go to a team that has to use a silent count at home games because they are constantly outnumbered by opposing fans
December 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
if you are wondering how things are going at UNC, Chip Kelly reportedly turned down working for legendary super bowl coach bill belichick to go to a team that has to use a silent count at home games because they are constantly outnumbered by opposing fans