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Up and Adam
@roydrage12.bsky.social
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I was once conceived on a waterbed. 2nd grade spelling bee champion. Even less interesting in real life. Sports official. Occasional sound guy.
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Oh so you like jazz? Then who's this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Primary Schumer for his senate seat written on a blue background in orange text
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I don't know any of you, but if you're friends with Sean, I must congratulate you all on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Check out this lasagna my girlfriend made tonight
Lasagna my girlfriend made
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Happy birth!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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@karafagan.bsky.social happy birthday!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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The guy who had a very normal comment on my benign Facebook post was recently charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon, intimidation with a dangerous weapon, going armed with intent, operating while under the influence, and carrying a weapon while intoxicated.
A Facebook post I shared from Minnesota governor Tim Walz. His post says that he's teaching his daughter about Bob Seger and that quality speaker wire matters! A very normal response to my Facebook post saying that quality speaker wire is "good for a noose as well! Tie yourself to that criminal enterprise the demo rat party you might as well hang yourself"
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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This is fine
A screenshot of the "downdetector" website showing 94 reported outages of the "Shopify" website right now. That's a lot.
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Timeline synergy @dsalmon1449.bsky.social @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com
A skeet from Robert O'Neill saying "some great baseball today" while above it, a skeet from David says "Hi yes. Good point but I disagree!"
October 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Album cover for the band NOFX's single "Don't Call Me White" the cover features a yellow background with a white poodle on it
September 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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A fantasy football player update saying Charlie Kirk's status has changed from Healthy to Questionable
September 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Things that make sense when it comes to reffing football
An email subject line that reads "need bj tonight" where "bj" in this context probably refers to a "Back Judge" but in the common vernacular, "BJ" also refers to the sex act of a blowjob
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Text that says "white people when Mr. Brightside comes on at a party" and the image has a big beam of light coming out of someone's chest
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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A dude in a suit with the text "an fbi guy" on him and then a dude behind him in a dress with the text "some guy with a sandwich" on him and he's looking menacingly at the dude in the suit
August 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Nice
A screenshot of a tweet with 69 (the sex number) likes
August 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Isn't it beautiful?
A neon sign for the alcoholic beverage Malört, which may or may not taste like gasoline and earwax
August 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Jellyfish don't have brains. Just like a lot of you guys.
Jellyfish in an aquarium
August 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Four years ago today, I said yes to the dress.
A picture of me in a wedding dress standing behind my friend in a suit thinking he's about to see his bride in her wedding dress for the first time
July 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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This is what happens when you have robots write your code, Shopify
A screenshot of the downdetector website showing 273 recent shopify outages
July 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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@ericisgood.bsky.social happy birthday, pal
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Happy birthday, friend
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
July 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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The number of times I've made a "Hades nuts" joke while working on this production is....a few
A program from the musical Hadestown Teen edition put on by the Iowa Conservatory at the James Theater July 10-13
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Left side of meme: the national anthem Old as shit Written by Francis Scott Key unknown ass Boring as hell Sung acapella "OH say can you see" Played at lame ass sports games Right side of meme: Came out in 2002 Written by Good Charlotte Fucking slaps Has guitar "This is the anthem throw all your hands up" Played at lit ass parties
July 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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@funkycoldluis.bsky.social Happy birthday!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
July 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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The backside of Jefferson Rojas
Cubs baseball prospect Jefferson Rojas Batting in a game
June 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM