The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
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Creator of "Peanuts." Not the famous "Peanuts." A different, sucky "Peanuts."
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Ohhhhhhhhhh, my man, *you have NO IDEA.*
This is where I'm duty-bound to recommend The Adventures of Pete & Pete to y'all.
It's basically Jim Henson's David Lynch Babies on Nickelodeon. Freaking metal AS HELL. 🤘
This is where I'm duty-bound to recommend The Adventures of Pete & Pete to y'all.
It's basically Jim Henson's David Lynch Babies on Nickelodeon. Freaking metal AS HELL. 🤘
I've never seen a minute of Pete & Pete but I suddenly feel like I missed something important
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhh, my man, *you have NO IDEA.*
This is where I'm duty-bound to recommend The Adventures of Pete & Pete to y'all.
It's basically Jim Henson's David Lynch Babies on Nickelodeon. Freaking metal AS HELL. 🤘
This is where I'm duty-bound to recommend The Adventures of Pete & Pete to y'all.
It's basically Jim Henson's David Lynch Babies on Nickelodeon. Freaking metal AS HELL. 🤘
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So, two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn Darhe'el, a Kotan Pa'Dar, and four Gallitep salads.
#StarTrek #Fawltytowersposting
#StarTrek #Fawltytowersposting
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So, two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn Darhe'el, a Kotan Pa'Dar, and four Gallitep salads.
#StarTrek #Fawltytowersposting
#StarTrek #Fawltytowersposting
Tonight we're playing Will these fraying earbuds hold together long enough for me to get to the store for a replacement pair.
a cartoon of south park characters sitting at a table with the words you guys wanna put some money on it below them
Alt: south park characters sitting at a table with the words you guys wanna put some money on it below them
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tonight we're playing Will these fraying earbuds hold together long enough for me to get to the store for a replacement pair.
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Today marks the 10th anniversary of the release of David Bowie’s Blackstar single, so I thought I’d post one of my favourite Bowie drawings to celebrate.
(PS There’s still a few prints of it left if anyone’s interested)
(PS There’s still a few prints of it left if anyone’s interested)
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Today marks the 10th anniversary of the release of David Bowie’s Blackstar single, so I thought I’d post one of my favourite Bowie drawings to celebrate.
(PS There’s still a few prints of it left if anyone’s interested)
(PS There’s still a few prints of it left if anyone’s interested)
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The 1 million people that died could not be reached for comment.
Trump: "We got hit with covid, remember. And we did a great job with covid."
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The 1 million people that died could not be reached for comment.
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road hole 2, jungle lagoon golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1985
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
road hole 2, jungle lagoon golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1985
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The slow collapse of this cultural juggernaut is going to be studied alongside the downfall of 1960s mega epics. It may come back from the grave but the must-see, can’t-miss aspect is very difficult to revive once it is gone.
Scorsese made an offhand remark when the series was at its height
Scorsese made an offhand remark when the series was at its height
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Vacationed one year in Big Rock Candy Mountains. You could do the Lake of Stew Canoe Adventure or the Lake of Whiskey canoe tour package. We opted for the whiskey lake, because honestly the one made of stew didn't look or smell right. Also found out I'm allergic to cigarette trees on that trip!
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Vacationed one year in Big Rock Candy Mountains. You could do the Lake of Stew Canoe Adventure or the Lake of Whiskey canoe tour package. We opted for the whiskey lake, because honestly the one made of stew didn't look or smell right. Also found out I'm allergic to cigarette trees on that trip!
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The SRW Y dlc is good
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The SRW Y dlc is good
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Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about the child I was at 15.
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about the child I was at 15.
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The safety chief phone from Romper Room.
July 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The safety chief phone from Romper Room.
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When I heard they were auctioning off stuff from The Expanse, I scoured IMDB for the heights and weights of actors to figure out whose costume I could fit into.
Now I wear Ren Hazuki's screen-used jumpsuit at cons.
A guy at SDCC said it was pretty good, "mostly accurate," but he had seen better.
Now I wear Ren Hazuki's screen-used jumpsuit at cons.
A guy at SDCC said it was pretty good, "mostly accurate," but he had seen better.
Do you own any items - individual specific items, not just ones of the same type - that have a cultural significance in some group?
A Trek prop, one of Mulder’s office posters, one of Steve Jobs’ turtlenecks, an animation cel, the spear of Longinus, a pope’s finger bones - anything?
A Trek prop, one of Mulder’s office posters, one of Steve Jobs’ turtlenecks, an animation cel, the spear of Longinus, a pope’s finger bones - anything?
July 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When I heard they were auctioning off stuff from The Expanse, I scoured IMDB for the heights and weights of actors to figure out whose costume I could fit into.
Now I wear Ren Hazuki's screen-used jumpsuit at cons.
A guy at SDCC said it was pretty good, "mostly accurate," but he had seen better.
Now I wear Ren Hazuki's screen-used jumpsuit at cons.
A guy at SDCC said it was pretty good, "mostly accurate," but he had seen better.
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Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
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I'd never heard of this show before but now I must see it:
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'd never heard of this show before but now I must see it:
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October 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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It’s really revealing how the loss of actual skilled, paid editors combined with the rush to substack and similar platforms has shown the world just how unskilled most pundits and “journalists” (derogatory) are at what is ostensibly their job.
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It’s really revealing how the loss of actual skilled, paid editors combined with the rush to substack and similar platforms has shown the world just how unskilled most pundits and “journalists” (derogatory) are at what is ostensibly their job.
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Finally!
My new book Boarding Schools and the Indigenous Story is a comprehensive history of the efforts of the US government to remove native children from their families, from colonization to today. For middle grades, but for everyone.
You can pre-order here: www.rhcbooks.com/books/744961...
My new book Boarding Schools and the Indigenous Story is a comprehensive history of the efforts of the US government to remove native children from their families, from colonization to today. For middle grades, but for everyone.
You can pre-order here: www.rhcbooks.com/books/744961...
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Finally!
My new book Boarding Schools and the Indigenous Story is a comprehensive history of the efforts of the US government to remove native children from their families, from colonization to today. For middle grades, but for everyone.
You can pre-order here: www.rhcbooks.com/books/744961...
My new book Boarding Schools and the Indigenous Story is a comprehensive history of the efforts of the US government to remove native children from their families, from colonization to today. For middle grades, but for everyone.
You can pre-order here: www.rhcbooks.com/books/744961...
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St. Paul - eyes out
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
St. Paul - eyes out
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2025, a timeline…
1) this is gonna be our year
2) fuck
3) Thanksgiving
1) this is gonna be our year
2) fuck
3) Thanksgiving
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
2025, a timeline…
1) this is gonna be our year
2) fuck
3) Thanksgiving
1) this is gonna be our year
2) fuck
3) Thanksgiving
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[to the tune of "Basketball Jones"]
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
[to the tune of "Basketball Jones"]
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
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Donate to your local food bank instead.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Donate to your local food bank instead.
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The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
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Every piece of early Pikachu art is a blessing on this imperfect world
May 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Every piece of early Pikachu art is a blessing on this imperfect world
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Post it again - you just need the right person to see it - it doesn’t need to go viral - it just needs to be seen by the right person 👀 - find your people by doing you - by being you - show yourself - so we can see you ✨
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Post it again - you just need the right person to see it - it doesn’t need to go viral - it just needs to be seen by the right person 👀 - find your people by doing you - by being you - show yourself - so we can see you ✨