Someone asked Keith Hidden if he was mad that DC had killed Blue Beetle, and he said, Nah, I just have to write Beetle coming in the room and saying, How's it going, guys?
Also every time a Bond leaves everyone declares the series dead. Just like Doctor Who.

Also every time someone mentions them, I think of the punchline to that old What shall I wear to the costume party? joke: "Why don't you just back in and go as a Parker House roll?"

Oh cool! Bread butts!

I get sad because I'm always all LOOK HOW AMAZING THAT RED IS and the blood lady looks at me like Fuck off, Bob Ross, I've done 20 of these since 8 am.

It is a perfectly cromulent Drifblim.

I put on R/Slash on Youtube, which fills the same hole.

When did people start sitting in chairs? When did books get covers? Why is everything other people do aimed at me specifically?