The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
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And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye
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Snagged a holiday Metra. Christmas is complete
December 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Snagged a holiday Metra. Christmas is complete
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Things can feel hopeless but this year, people fought back. Here's how the town of Ypsilanti, Michigan is taking on the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.
www.404media.co/a-small-town...
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A Small Town Is Fighting a $1.2 Billion AI Datacenter for America's Nuclear Weapon Scientists
Ypsilanti, Michigan has officially decided to fight against the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.
www.404media.co
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Things can feel hopeless but this year, people fought back. Here's how the town of Ypsilanti, Michigan is taking on the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.
www.404media.co/a-small-town...
www.404media.co/a-small-town...
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Actual Fact That Sounds Like a Dad Joke:
Did they really have color in old movies?
Yes, they painted it on with tiny brushes
Did they really have color in old movies?
Yes, they painted it on with tiny brushes
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Actual Fact That Sounds Like a Dad Joke:
Did they really have color in old movies?
Yes, they painted it on with tiny brushes
Did they really have color in old movies?
Yes, they painted it on with tiny brushes
Christmas fuckin' rules.
No, autocorrect, not ducking. Jesus.
No, autocorrect, not ducking. Jesus.
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Christmas fuckin' rules.
No, autocorrect, not ducking. Jesus.
No, autocorrect, not ducking. Jesus.
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they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
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Three ways of looking at the iconic Christmas Tree Cluster, 2700 light years from Earth.
What the universe looks like depends on how we look at it. These views highlight infrared (left), x-rays (middle), and red emission from hydrogen gas. Beautiful in three different ways. 🧪🔭
What the universe looks like depends on how we look at it. These views highlight infrared (left), x-rays (middle), and red emission from hydrogen gas. Beautiful in three different ways. 🧪🔭
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Three ways of looking at the iconic Christmas Tree Cluster, 2700 light years from Earth.
What the universe looks like depends on how we look at it. These views highlight infrared (left), x-rays (middle), and red emission from hydrogen gas. Beautiful in three different ways. 🧪🔭
What the universe looks like depends on how we look at it. These views highlight infrared (left), x-rays (middle), and red emission from hydrogen gas. Beautiful in three different ways. 🧪🔭
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Birthday boy Humphrey Bogart hopes your Christmas is the stuff that dreams are made of.
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Birthday boy Humphrey Bogart hopes your Christmas is the stuff that dreams are made of.
OMFG WAS JUST GIVEN A TIN OF GENUINE GRANDMA COOKIES! I will put my sewing stuff in it.
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
OMFG WAS JUST GIVEN A TIN OF GENUINE GRANDMA COOKIES! I will put my sewing stuff in it.
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my boys, like many kids, are obsessed with pokemon and have binders of cards and it is almost completely impossible to find card packs at MSRP because the entire market has been bought up by scalpers
been following TCGs on and off for almost 30 years and this is about as bad as I’ve ever seen it
been following TCGs on and off for almost 30 years and this is about as bad as I’ve ever seen it
It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my boys, like many kids, are obsessed with pokemon and have binders of cards and it is almost completely impossible to find card packs at MSRP because the entire market has been bought up by scalpers
been following TCGs on and off for almost 30 years and this is about as bad as I’ve ever seen it
been following TCGs on and off for almost 30 years and this is about as bad as I’ve ever seen it
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This is the only day of the year you can post this
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is the only day of the year you can post this
Whoops I accidentally watched Late Night With the Devil again.
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Whoops I accidentally watched Late Night With the Devil again.
Got popcorn made with coconut oil, and it tastes like salted Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Got popcorn made with coconut oil, and it tastes like salted Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Mood courtesy of Winona Ryder, Spy Magazine, 1989
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Mood courtesy of Winona Ryder, Spy Magazine, 1989
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10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
Oh Good. I was worried Chris Evans wasn't getting enough work.
a baby girl in a red shirt is sitting on a bed making a funny face .
Alt: a baby girl in a red shirt rolls her eyes.
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December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh Good. I was worried Chris Evans wasn't getting enough work.
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Every artist, get more self indulgent NOW! Draw your ships kissing, draw your blorbos, draw that idea you’ve been putting off (you’re good enough to do it!!!), redraw that old art, draw yourself wearing a cool outfit, draw a better world- just draw!!!
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Every artist, get more self indulgent NOW! Draw your ships kissing, draw your blorbos, draw that idea you’ve been putting off (you’re good enough to do it!!!), redraw that old art, draw yourself wearing a cool outfit, draw a better world- just draw!!!
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Over one million years ago, when I worked on Late Night with David Letterman, I made this Christmas story from the point of view of our dog Bob. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CfI...
Bob the dog Xmas
YouTube video by Merrill Markoe
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December 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Over one million years ago, when I worked on Late Night with David Letterman, I made this Christmas story from the point of view of our dog Bob. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CfI...
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stede bonnet's very special christmastime sub awakening
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
stede bonnet's very special christmastime sub awakening
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Aerial video of construction in Monstropolis. Primarily a look at the concrete floor in development for the next roller coaster in Disney's Hollywood Studios.
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Aerial video of construction in Monstropolis. Primarily a look at the concrete floor in development for the next roller coaster in Disney's Hollywood Studios.
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Be like Halsin, and have yourself a Cursed little Christmas x farragobooks.com/book-series/...
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Be like Halsin, and have yourself a Cursed little Christmas x farragobooks.com/book-series/...
Scooters is handing out bonus points this month like a PopCap game, so I'm on at least my third gigantic matcha smoothie. With peppermint cold foam because I won't get dinner until at least 8.
Also I just took a security door right to the tit, so swings and roundabouts, I guess.
Also I just took a security door right to the tit, so swings and roundabouts, I guess.
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Scooters is handing out bonus points this month like a PopCap game, so I'm on at least my third gigantic matcha smoothie. With peppermint cold foam because I won't get dinner until at least 8.
Also I just took a security door right to the tit, so swings and roundabouts, I guess.
Also I just took a security door right to the tit, so swings and roundabouts, I guess.