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Creator of "Peanuts." Not the famous "Peanuts." A different, sucky "Peanuts."
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Mahna mahna
Day 16 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mahna mahna
youtu.be/ZHsu99Wzi4s?...
So NSFW.
So NSFW.
Galactic Mermaid - The Mermaid Sisters
YouTube video by Musics Anime
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
youtu.be/ZHsu99Wzi4s?...
So NSFW.
So NSFW.
Reading Dick Fight Island because I no longer care.
two chickens are standing next to each other on the ground and fighting .
Alt: A cockfight between a white rooster and a multicolored rooster.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reading Dick Fight Island because I no longer care.
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In unexpected, kinda terrifying life turns—I’m trying to get a small leather goods store off the ground this holiday season. Please consider checking it out! Thus far: keychains, valet trays, bag charms, a few custom wallets and notebook covers.
goldberry.studio or StudioGoldberry on Etsy
goldberry.studio or StudioGoldberry on Etsy
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
In unexpected, kinda terrifying life turns—I’m trying to get a small leather goods store off the ground this holiday season. Please consider checking it out! Thus far: keychains, valet trays, bag charms, a few custom wallets and notebook covers.
goldberry.studio or StudioGoldberry on Etsy
goldberry.studio or StudioGoldberry on Etsy
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One of these men has literally been resurrected.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
One of these men has literally been resurrected.
I bought a slow squishie in the shape of a ten inch stick of butter.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I bought a slow squishie in the shape of a ten inch stick of butter.
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Take me back 🏴☠️🪴🤩
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Take me back 🏴☠️🪴🤩
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November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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when obergefell came down i watched couples literally line up to get married. i still check the marriage announcements every week and look for our names and I still cry. things can change. things do change. 2015 was not a lifetime ago; it was practically yesterday. stay fighting and hoping, friends.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
when obergefell came down i watched couples literally line up to get married. i still check the marriage announcements every week and look for our names and I still cry. things can change. things do change. 2015 was not a lifetime ago; it was practically yesterday. stay fighting and hoping, friends.
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Born today, Claude Rains with Patience, 1935.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Born today, Claude Rains with Patience, 1935.
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Day 20 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #TheMuppets #SesameStreet
#StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #TheMuppets #SesameStreet
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Day 20 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #TheMuppets #SesameStreet
#StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #TheMuppets #SesameStreet
f you see this, post your bird art.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
f you see this, post your bird art.
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According to the 1976 Super DC Calendar today in the 30th century it will be the birthday of twins, Ayla and Garth Ranzz, Light Lass and Lightning Lad of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
#lightlass #aylaranzz #lightninglad #garthranzz #dccomics #legionofsuperheroes #patreon #superdccalendar
#lightlass #aylaranzz #lightninglad #garthranzz #dccomics #legionofsuperheroes #patreon #superdccalendar
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
According to the 1976 Super DC Calendar today in the 30th century it will be the birthday of twins, Ayla and Garth Ranzz, Light Lass and Lightning Lad of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
#lightlass #aylaranzz #lightninglad #garthranzz #dccomics #legionofsuperheroes #patreon #superdccalendar
#lightlass #aylaranzz #lightninglad #garthranzz #dccomics #legionofsuperheroes #patreon #superdccalendar
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never let them convince you that reading is a waste of time or that reading physical books is replaceable. Physical books, zines, etc -- these are spaces where we cannot be monitored, where we can truly be w/our own thoughts for a gd min & make up our own minds. Of course that frightens them
lmao this is the headline of someone who hasn't read a book in years
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
never let them convince you that reading is a waste of time or that reading physical books is replaceable. Physical books, zines, etc -- these are spaces where we cannot be monitored, where we can truly be w/our own thoughts for a gd min & make up our own minds. Of course that frightens them
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if you were wondering how to prepare for a recession, the advice on the internet is “have a lot of liquid savings” and “don’t lose your job” 👍 very helpful, who could have predicted “having money saved” and “having income” would help a situation
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if you were wondering how to prepare for a recession, the advice on the internet is “have a lot of liquid savings” and “don’t lose your job” 👍 very helpful, who could have predicted “having money saved” and “having income” would help a situation
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The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
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The Heritage Foundation is a fascist antiblack organization.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Heritage Foundation is a fascist antiblack organization.
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THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
Arianna Sofia Veraza and her parents were driving to Sam's Club for milk, eggs and diapers yesterday when they heard helicopters and horns blaring yesterday. They had turned around to leave when a federal agent pepper-sprayed them through a car window.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
Pepper-sprayed Berwyn family rattled after getting caught up in federal blitz
Southwest Side politicians condemned Saturday’s pepper spraying and the federal sweep of Little Village as “state-sponsored terrorism” at a news conference Sunday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
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A++ comp.
GS I Love You: Japanese Garage Bands of the 1960s
28 tracks of GS (Group Sounds - the upsurge in Japanese beat combos following the Beatles' visit to Japan in June '66), heavily influenced by the Animals, the Kinks & the Rolling Stones; groups inc. The Out Cast, Spiders, Blue Jeans, Terrys, Swing West, Rangers, Cougars, Burns, Van-Dogs +
www.amazon.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A++ comp.
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son brought home a pinto bean plant from school last spring. it yielded one (1) bean, which we planted. *that* plant yielded ... one (1) bean, which we have also planted. Five months of cultivation has yielded two beans. anyway, you were saying something about "grow your own food"
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
son brought home a pinto bean plant from school last spring. it yielded one (1) bean, which we planted. *that* plant yielded ... one (1) bean, which we have also planted. Five months of cultivation has yielded two beans. anyway, you were saying something about "grow your own food"
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“What if something terrible has happened?” said Toad. “What if Frog has fallen into a deep hole and cannot get out. I will never see him again!”
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“What if something terrible has happened?” said Toad. “What if Frog has fallen into a deep hole and cannot get out. I will never see him again!”
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Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.
(Video: Marisa Schultz)
(Video: Marisa Schultz)
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.
(Video: Marisa Schultz)
(Video: Marisa Schultz)