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Captain Edward Jellico
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The one with the puns from that other platform.

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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 4d
Sam knows what's up. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - Samuel Clemens: Ahh, New Years Day: Now is the accepted time Panel 2 - Samuel Clemens: to make your regular annual good resolutions. Panel 3 - Samuel Clemens: Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Panel 4 - End credits
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His mom is/was a respected Starfleet captain Mister Data. Also, that was pretty funny. Carry on. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #DataandLaForge
1 - Data: Geordi, yo mamma is- 2 - Geordi: Data, just stop. Yo momma jokes are old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times. 3 - Data: Just like yo momma. 4 - Data <smug AF> 5 - Geordi <I need a new best friend> 6 - End credits.
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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His full name was Clarence Annorax Boddicker.

Also, I had no idea the Kermim Empire started out in Detroit. Go figure! #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #Robocop
Annorax Bodickker: I don't believe it! You burnt the fucking money! How can we build a temporal weapons shop with this? It's as good as marked, asshole! You stipid, supid asshole!
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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We interrupt our regularly scheduled Star Trek for something that made me laugh for a solid 3 minutes.
Text of the meme reads - Freddie Mercury: Mammaaaaa Everyone: <below the text is a double row of bowling balls, all looking like they're singing along "ooooooooooooooo"
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Nog had the best arc of any character in the entirety of Star Trek. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
1 - Nog: Knock-knock. 2 - Miles: Who's there? 3 - Nog: Spell. 4 - Miles: Spell who? 5 - Nog: W-H-O 6 - Laughs all around
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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With an act like theirs, they should take it on the road. And never come back #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
1 - DS9 2- Ben: When the moon hits your knees 3 - Vic: and you mispronounce trees 4 - Ben: Sycamore!
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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I don't think Quark understands the mavity of the situation #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
1 - A black hole: Bartender, I would like a glass of synthale. 2 - Quark: Would you also like to see a food menu? 3 - A black hole: No thank you. I am a light eater. 4 - DS9 warps the fuck off
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Meanwhile... #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - DS9 Panel 2 - Julian looking at Miles's handiwork. Panel 3 - Julian: Your Alamo model is quite amazing, Miles... Is it to scale? Panel 4 - Miles: Don't be rediculous, Julian... Panel 5 - Miles: It's to look at. Panel 6 - End credits.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Ben's like "That's my son!" #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - Jake-O: I'm thinking about becoming a writer, or a grifter. Panel 2 - Jake-O: I guess you could say I'm weighing the prose and cons. Panel 3 - Ben: <very happy pappa> Panel 4 - Nothing to say here, let's just enjoy the wholesomeness.
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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The Siskos were fillmed in front of a live studio audience. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - The Siskos were filmed in front a live studio audience. Panel 2 - Ben: Dad, Nathan told me you're putting a new shrimp dish on the menu... Panel 3 - Ben: How are you preparing them? Panel 4 - Joesph: Nothing too special. Panel 5 - Joseph: I just tel them that they're going to die. Panel 6 - Ben - <that's my pops>
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Celebrating 33 years of Deep Space Nine #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - Sisko: Knock knock! Panel 2 - Jake-O: Who's there? Panel 3 - Sisko: Hike. Panel 4 - Jake-O: Hike Who? Panel 5 - Sikso: Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap. Panel 6 - Jake-O sustains a mortal wound. Panel 7 - Jake-O succumbs. Panel 8 - DS9, warping the fuck outta there.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Sam knows what's up. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - Samuel Clemens: Ahh, New Years Day: Now is the accepted time Panel 2 - Samuel Clemens: to make your regular annual good resolutions. Panel 3 - Samuel Clemens: Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Panel 4 - End credits
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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We miss you Aron. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. #startrek #jellicotrek #startrekds9
Panel 1 - Jellico: Tell me Nog, what did Rom get you for Christmas? Panel 2 - Noggles: A brand new state of the art biosynthetic leg. Panel 3 - Noggles: It wasn't my main gift, it was just a stocking stuffer. Panel 4 End credits
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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He looks so darn happy. #startrek #startrektng #christmaseve
Panel 1 - Gul Cratchit: My dear captain, you'll be free to go Panel 2 - Gul Cratchit: Just as soon. As you tell me you saw 3 ghosts. Panel 3 - Ebeneezer Picard: But you see, you forgot about the ghost of Marley. Panel 4 - Ebeneezer Picard: So there were 4 ghosts! Panel 5 - Ebeneezer Picard slaps the desk Panel 6 - Ebeneezer Picard looks so happy
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits

The spirits:
You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Nice to see Quark getting into the spirit of things #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - ENT-D at warp Panel 2 - Quark: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Panel 3 - Jellico: No idea Quark. Panel 4 - Quark: Nothing... Panel 5 - Quark: It was on the house. Panel 6 - DS9 Closing Credits, and yes, the station is at warp.
December 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Gotta let Deanna win one from time to time. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco
Panel 1 - Jellico: I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. Panel 2 - Deanna, bracing herself Panel 3 - Jellico: It's true! I saw it with my own eyes. Panel 4 - Deanna: I beleaf you. I saw the logs.
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I almost feel bad for Riker. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco
Panel 1 - Jellico: Didn’t the Enterprise spend weeks trapped in a time loop where the ship kept colliding with Santa’s sleigh? Panel 2 - Riker: No, that was Kelsey Grammer. Panel 3 - Jellico: Are you sure it wasn’t Santa? I thought the episode was called “Claus and Effect”?
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Computer, one rimshot. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico is watching the climax to one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time, Die Hard. Panel 2 - Jellico: Computer, open a secure subspace link... Panel 3 - **Incoming Transmission for Michael Garibaldi** Panel 4 - Jellico: I was just rewatching one of your best movies, Die Hard. Panel 5 - Garibaldi: Look, you've got me confused with that other guy again. Panel 6 - Jellico: So, what do you call Die Hard without Alan Rickman? Panel 7 - Jellico: Sans Gruber. Panel 8 - BABCOM - END TRANSMISSION
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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From the look on his face in panel 4, I think Garak was imagining all sorts of 'accidents' that could happen to Captain Jellico. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco
Panel 1 - Jellico: Mister Garak, are you afraid of Santa Claus? Panel 2 - Garak: No, why do you ask? Panel 3 - Jellico: Because rumor has it that you're claustrophobic. Panel 4 - Garak is NOT amused.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Arguably one of the more important days on the Trek calendar #startrek #jellicotrek
Title card from the 1992 episode Chain of Command pt 1.
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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And now the conclusion... Part 2 of 2

#StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco
Panel 1 - Jellico: My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap. Panel 2 - Q: Well, they always say “There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.” Panel 3 - Jellico, his eyes red. Panel 4 - Q winks.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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It's not often Q is at a loss for words - Part 1 of 2 #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco
Panel 1 - Jellico: How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? Panel 2 - Q <mulling the question> Panel 3 - Jellico: He keeps a log book. Panel 4 - Q <probably wondering when Picard gets back>
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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It's Michael Dorns birthday today, and Doctor Pulaski dispenses her usual brand of good advice #StarTrek #STPulaski #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Worf: Doctor, I get heartburn everytime I eat birthday cake. Panel 2 - Pulaski: Next time, take off the candles. Panel 3 - Worf <thinking she's magnificent or something> Panel 4 - End credits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Happy Friday to all who celebrate #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Nog: Knock-knock. Panel 2 - Miles: Who's there? Panel 3 - Nog: Gladys Panel 4 - Miles: Gladys who? Panel 5 - Nog: Gladys Friday. See you Monday, Chief! Panel 6 - Miles, suffering.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Boosting the signal.
undertheradar.bsky.social Under the Radar Magazine @undertheradar.bsky.social · Dec 5
Our resident Trek expert Steve King makes the case for why he thinks "Lower Decks" is the best "Star Trek" show.

If you're a Trekkie (or Trekker) do you agree or disagree?

www.undertheradarmag.com/blog/a_tribu...
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM