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Captain Edward Jellico
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The one with the puns from that other platform.

This account is a trans-friendly space.

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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · Sep 6
That's my boy! #startrek #jellicotrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What have you got for me today, commander? Panel 2 - Data: A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says... Panel 3 - Data: "Wrong joke, yours is ac ross the road." Panel 4 - End Credits
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Father of the year #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - Worf beams aboard Panel 2 - Riker: Mister Worf, I'm sorry I couldn't make it back for Alexander's funeral. Panel 3 - Worf: Who? Panel 4 - Riker, somehow is surprised by this reaction from Father of the Year Worf.
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Meanwhile... in Mott's shop.. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - Deanna: What's new, Beverly? Panel 2 - Bev: I've been trying to get over my fear of ghosts. Panel 3 - Deanna: That's the spirit. Panel 4 - Bev <goddammitsomuch> Panel 5 - Deanna: Then she stormed right out! Panel 6 - Jellico: Not bad.
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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If you're looking for costume ideas... Available at file retailers across the quadrant #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #Halloween
Quark brand Jem'Hadar costume (shrouded) *ketracel white not included
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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It's the thought that counts #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #Halloween
Panel 1 - Jellico: With Halloween approaching, I got you something special. Panel 2 - Deanna: Really? How nice. Panel 3 - It's a Standard Duty Uniform(from Quark's so you know it's "quality" Panel 4 - Deanna, ashamed she walked right into that one.
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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And on that bombshell... #StarTrek #TopGear
Panel 1 - Jezza: This is brilliant... Panel 2 - Jezza: But I like this. Panel 3 - James: As you'd expect, I've done this properly
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Happy Columbo Day to all who celebrate
a man talking on a phone with the words " oh there 's just one more thing sir " below him
Alt: Columbo
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October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Time for some spooky season themed episodes. Beverly HATES this month though. No idea why... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Why do ghosts love a good joke? Panel 2 - Beverly: I beg your pardon? Panel 3 - Jellico: It really lifts their spirits. Panel 4 - Beverly <fuck this> Panel 5 - Bridge, main viewscreen Panel 6 - Beverly: Pulaski can have this job.
October 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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What a movie that would have been! #StarTrek
A parody of the poster from The Cannonball Run, but with the characters replaced by TOS characters.
October 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Literally watching this #StarTrek episode right now
Sonia done fucked up
October 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I love how just about everything Joe Dante did has Dick Miller in it. (Police Squad)
Speak his name....(Joe Dante) and Dick Miller appears
September 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I <3 this so much
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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And he tells it so well. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Riker: This isinsubordination, Mister Barclay. Panel 2 - Reg: Riker, you're nothing but a pretty mannequin in a fancy uniform. Panel 3 - Reg: And then I said... Panel 4 - Take yourself and your holier than thou attitude adn get out of my life. Panel 5 - Jellico: I never get tired if hearing this story. Panel 6 - End Credits
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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On its birthday, share one image from your favorite TNG episode.

Ya'll thought it was going to be something from Chain of Command, didn't ya?

I know Time's Arrow isn't exactly everyones favorite, but it's just so delightlyfully bonkers, especially the parts where Mark Twain are involved.
Deanna and Mark Twain
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Came across a reaction video where a guy had discovered Roy Clark, and was blown away by the sheer talent.

Roy Clark was a legend. Enjoy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrc...
Roy Clark - 12th Street Rag
YouTube video by When The Cowboy Sings
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September 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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A happy Friday to everyone who celebrates. Have a good weekend! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: This is the fifth time you’ve been late for your duty shift this week. Panel 2 - Jellico: Do you know what that means? Panel 3 - Q: That it's Friday? Panel 4 - Q decides to call it a day
September 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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It was a good try Will. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Riker: I used to work for a keyboard factory but- Panel 2 - Jellico: Let me guess, you were fired because you didn’t put in enough shifts. Panel 3 - Jellico exits, like a boss. Panel 4 - Riker, dumbstruck, stands there as the end credits roll, ending his misery.
September 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep:

1. Star Trek(and Doctor Who, Babylon 5, Red Dwarf etc...)
2. Photography
3. WW2 history
lmcguirek.bsky.social @lmcguirek @lmcguirek.bsky.social · Sep 25
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep:

1. The Italian renaissance
2. Esoteric shit (various)
3. Myself 😂
icedteakw.bsky.social kw @icedteakw.bsky.social · Sep 25
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep:

1. Star Trek
2. Teaching English
3. My idea for a dissertation that will never happen
September 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Boosting the signal
ydrance.bsky.social ydrance.bsky.social @ydrance.bsky.social · Sep 24
Hi everyone and welcome to #NotAloneTalk. In case you’re new, this is a chat to help us feel less lonely and everyone is welcome. It’s every evening starting at 8 p.m UK time. How are you all this evening? (use the # in messages to make them easier to find)
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ALT: a person is holding a potted plant with the word minions written on the bottom
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September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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It's national cooking day tomorrow. I wonder what I should make to commemorate the occasion?

Any suggestions?
Neelix, cooking(allegedly)
September 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Been so wrapped up with things the past few days, that I forgot to honor the memory of a truely kind, compassionate, and funny guy. Aron Eisenberg. We miss you Noggles! #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #CaptainNogForever
Panel 1 - Nog: Knock-knock. Panel 2 - O'Brien: Who's there? Panel 3 - Nog: Spell. Panel 4 - O'Brien: Spell who? Panel 5 - Nog: W-H-O Panel 6 - Laughter all around
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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There's that JellicoJaunt™ I love so much #TalkLikeAPirateDay #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Hey Will, how much did the pirate pay for corn? Panel 2 - Jellico: A buck and ear! Panel 3 - Jellico happily jaunts away Panel 4 - End credits
September 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The Flight of the Phoenix - April 5th, 2063 (colorized)

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #FirstContact
Zephram Cochrane and his two co-pilots as they prepare to travel faster than light.
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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The audacity of it! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Delta shift will be due to come on duty in two hours. I expect you to have it fully manned and ready when it does. Is that clear?
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM