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Captain Edward Jellico
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The one with the puns from that other platform.

This account is a trans-friendly space, and I follow all trans accounts when I can because.... you are seen.

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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · Jan 1
Sam knows what's up. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - Samuel Clemens: Ahh, New Years Day: Now is the accepted time Panel 2 - Samuel Clemens: to make your regular annual good resolutions. Panel 3 - Samuel Clemens: Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Panel 4 - End credits
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Captain Jellico attempts to order the Waldorf Salad. Stardate: 46357.4 - colorized.
Captain Jellico attempts to order the Waldorf Salad. Stardate: 46357.4 - colorized. Hat tip to Keith Jones for the idea.
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Sometimes that swine, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a Tellarite, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he insults ya.
A picture of a tellarite from TOS
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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It's been a while since we had a #Caturday edition. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek Also, that's my boy!
Panel 1 - Data: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Panel 2 - A cat has claws at the ends of it's paws, but a comma has a pause at the end of its clause. Panel 3 - A VERY smug and satisfied Captain Jellico, thinking to himself <my boy!> Panel 4 - Geordi(to Riker): Now he's got Data telling cat jokes. SOmeone's got to get him to listen to reason.
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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In the future.... #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
A Klingon orders some burritos, because even the 24th century, all resturants(and replicators), are Taco Bell
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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#StarTrek #DataandLaForge is sponsored in part by - Bad Idea Jeans

Have a great weekend everyone. Take care of yourselves.
Geordi: - You know Data, having this can who can pilot the shuttlepod has been great! Data: Wait, what? <TOONCES the cat who could pilot a shuttlepod> <and then the shuttle crashes>
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Hard to start part 2 of anything without her. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Worf: Captain, we are being hailed with a request to transport Lwaxana Troi aboard. Panel 2 - Jellico: Put her on screen Mr. Worf. Panel 3 - Lwaxana: You're not Jean Luc! Nevermind. I'd like be beamed aboard at once. Panel 4 - Jellico: Not until you say the line. Panel 5 - Lwaxana <beat> Panel 6 - Lwaxana: Last time on Star Trek:The Next Generation.
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Better than his last petname
1 - Julian: How's the wife, Miles? 2 -Miles: Keiko keeps comlaining about this headache that won't go away 3 - Miles: I keep telling her that I have a name 4 - end credits
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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The O'Briens were filmed in front of a live studio audience.
#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - Miles: If sneezing a lot means you're sneexy Panel 2 - Miles: And sleeping a lot means you're sleepy... Panel 3 - Miles: What's the word for someone that's coughing a lot? Panel 4 - Keiko: Coughy? Panel 5 - Miles: Thanks! I'd love some. Double strong, double sweet Panel 6- DS9, warping the fuck away
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Meanwhile...#StarTrek
Spock, on the Enterprise, looking at some graffiti on the wall that reads "Sybok was here"
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Bridge to sickbay - we need a burn team on the double! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Kirk: It must be terrible for you, Mister Spock, being unable to laugh. Panel 2 - Spock: I can laugh, Captain. Being half human, I do possess a sense of humor. Panel 3 - Kirk: Really, I've never heard you laugh. Panel 4 - Spock: I've never heard you say something funny. Panel 5 - Kirk <FML> Panel 6 - A Jellico Production<a sign of quality>
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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I was recently reunited with a t-shirt that's been missing at least 30 years. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
A very old UFP shirt TNG style from 1991 that's been MIA for at least 30 years.
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Happy birthday, Aron. You're so incredibly missed.
A photo of Aron aka Nog. We miss you buddy.
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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With special guest start Reginald Broc-Barclay. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
1 - Jellico: I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts 2 - Reg, unsure how to respond 3 - Jellico: It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"/ 4 - Reg, still unsure how to respond.
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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His mom is/was a respected Starfleet captain Mister Data. Also, that was pretty funny. Carry on. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #DataandLaForge
1 - Data: Geordi, yo mamma is- 2 - Geordi: Data, just stop. Yo momma jokes are old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times. 3 - Data: Just like yo momma. 4 - Data <smug AF> 5 - Geordi <I need a new best friend> 6 - End credits.
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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His full name was Clarence Annorax Boddicker.

Also, I had no idea the Kermim Empire started out in Detroit. Go figure! #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #Robocop
Annorax Bodickker: I don't believe it! You burnt the fucking money! How can we build a temporal weapons shop with this? It's as good as marked, asshole! You stipid, supid asshole!
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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We interrupt our regularly scheduled Star Trek for something that made me laugh for a solid 3 minutes.
Text of the meme reads - Freddie Mercury: Mammaaaaa Everyone: <below the text is a double row of bowling balls, all looking like they're singing along "ooooooooooooooo"
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Nog had the best arc of any character in the entirety of Star Trek. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
1 - Nog: Knock-knock. 2 - Miles: Who's there? 3 - Nog: Spell. 4 - Miles: Spell who? 5 - Nog: W-H-O 6 - Laughs all around
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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With an act like theirs, they should take it on the road. And never come back #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
1 - DS9 2- Ben: When the moon hits your knees 3 - Vic: and you mispronounce trees 4 - Ben: Sycamore!
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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I don't think Quark understands the mavity of the situation #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
1 - A black hole: Bartender, I would like a glass of synthale. 2 - Quark: Would you also like to see a food menu? 3 - A black hole: No thank you. I am a light eater. 4 - DS9 warps the fuck off
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Meanwhile... #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - DS9 Panel 2 - Julian looking at Miles's handiwork. Panel 3 - Julian: Your Alamo model is quite amazing, Miles... Is it to scale? Panel 4 - Miles: Don't be rediculous, Julian... Panel 5 - Miles: It's to look at. Panel 6 - End credits.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Ben's like "That's my son!" #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - Jake-O: I'm thinking about becoming a writer, or a grifter. Panel 2 - Jake-O: I guess you could say I'm weighing the prose and cons. Panel 3 - Ben: <very happy pappa> Panel 4 - Nothing to say here, let's just enjoy the wholesomeness.
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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The Siskos were fillmed in front of a live studio audience. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - The Siskos were filmed in front a live studio audience. Panel 2 - Ben: Dad, Nathan told me you're putting a new shrimp dish on the menu... Panel 3 - Ben: How are you preparing them? Panel 4 - Joesph: Nothing too special. Panel 5 - Joseph: I just tel them that they're going to die. Panel 6 - Ben - <that's my pops>
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Celebrating 33 years of Deep Space Nine #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
Panel 1 - Sisko: Knock knock! Panel 2 - Jake-O: Who's there? Panel 3 - Sisko: Hike. Panel 4 - Jake-O: Hike Who? Panel 5 - Sikso: Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap. Panel 6 - Jake-O sustains a mortal wound. Panel 7 - Jake-O succumbs. Panel 8 - DS9, warping the fuck outta there.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Sam knows what's up. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - Samuel Clemens: Ahh, New Years Day: Now is the accepted time Panel 2 - Samuel Clemens: to make your regular annual good resolutions. Panel 3 - Samuel Clemens: Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Panel 4 - End credits
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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We miss you Aron. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. #startrek #jellicotrek #startrekds9
Panel 1 - Jellico: Tell me Nog, what did Rom get you for Christmas? Panel 2 - Noggles: A brand new state of the art biosynthetic leg. Panel 3 - Noggles: It wasn't my main gift, it was just a stocking stuffer. Panel 4 End credits
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM