#Robocop
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
robocop: CRIME... DOES NOT SLEEP. SO NEITHER... SHOULD I.

human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips?

robocop: YES.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Robocop gay é meio que um hino transhumanista né
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Cryo chamber and he wakes up in 2056 and takes on Robocop in a kaiju mecha suit.
People are coming up with solid - if silly - ways through in this thread. It’s fun!

But the serious (ish) side of the conversation is about how to go forward with the Bond story in general - of which the “how is he alive?!” convo is a bellwether.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
small domino: Joyce Carol Oates says that Elon Musk doesn't watch enough movies

big domino: we have to live in a world where Robocop is real
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Was waiting for this moment...
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
RoboCop (1987) Directed by Paul Verhoeven stars Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Daniel O'Herlihy, Ronny Cox, Kurtwood Smith, and Miguel Ferrer.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
🎵your own
personal
robocop🎶
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Somebody further down shared the entire clip from Robocop 2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJIj...
RoboCop 2 (3/11) Movie CLIP - Robo Flops (1990) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Counterpoint : Robocop is a servitor.
a computer generated image of a person 's brain with glowing lights coming out of it
Alt: a computer generated image of a person 's brain with glowing lights coming out of it
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November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Me pega muito que a musica construção e robocop gay são iguais
Robocop gay é meio que um hino transhumanista né
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
You know what? Fake brain props are pretty fun.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
if you think about it Robocop is a movie about putting cops in chastity
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
RoboCop: Rogue City
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
CGA screenshot

Robocop

#CGA #msdos #retro
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
É certa é o que o robocop paulista tb diria rs
a group of men are standing in front of a brick building and talking to a robot .
ALT: a group of men are standing in front of a brick building and talking to a robot .
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November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
remember that time robocop shot a dude in the dick
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is a joke, of course the robots would be programmed like RoboCop with an inability to stop certain people from breaking the law but instead of Directive 4 it'll be called Directive 420.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
SIM ahahhaha aliás, um robocop deve ser o sonho desses caras
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
this is like that bit in Robocop 2 where they have the montage of the different attempts to make more Robocops and they keep failing, one of them shoots its handlers then itself, etc
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Area brain genius just thought of a 200 pound $100K ankle bracelet that can run 4 mph. Incels be like "HERRR DERRRR REAL LIFE ROBOCOP"
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM