Linda
@petty-femme.bsky.social
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Dear God. How many fucking fast and furious movies are there!? JFC
September 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dear God. How many fucking fast and furious movies are there!? JFC
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I feel like the old woman who swallowed a fly was probably just attention seeking
September 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I feel like the old woman who swallowed a fly was probably just attention seeking
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I've started calling men's underwear "panties" and it's been a real mood booster
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I've started calling men's underwear "panties" and it's been a real mood booster
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These cargo short pockets are full of feelings, bro
June 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
These cargo short pockets are full of feelings, bro
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My depression is cured I got egg rolls
April 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My depression is cured I got egg rolls
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maybe if we put America in rice?
April 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
maybe if we put America in rice?
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Lou Reed makes heroin sound like a downright splendid option for times like these
April 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Lou Reed makes heroin sound like a downright splendid option for times like these
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I'm aging like a 7 eleven hot dog.
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm aging like a 7 eleven hot dog.
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Kirkland Brand Doomsday Bunker
April 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Kirkland Brand Doomsday Bunker
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You know it’s bad when you check your 401k balance and it just says "thoughts and prayers"
April 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You know it’s bad when you check your 401k balance and it just says "thoughts and prayers"
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hello i’m here to socialize from the comfort of my bed
April 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
hello i’m here to socialize from the comfort of my bed
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Hypnotists are just final boss level gaslighters
April 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hypnotists are just final boss level gaslighters
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hey don’t touch that that’s my emotional support joke i stole
April 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
hey don’t touch that that’s my emotional support joke i stole
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Anything is possible if you don’t mind a little prison time.
September 22, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Anything is possible if you don’t mind a little prison time.
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The 5 types of bird:
Pigeon
Seagull
Small bird
Pointy bird
Miscellaneous
Pigeon
Seagull
Small bird
Pointy bird
Miscellaneous
January 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The 5 types of bird:
Pigeon
Seagull
Small bird
Pointy bird
Miscellaneous
Pigeon
Seagull
Small bird
Pointy bird
Miscellaneous
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Her Tinder bio said that she was really into Movies and Film, so I've worked seven Air Bud references into this introductory message
January 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Her Tinder bio said that she was really into Movies and Film, so I've worked seven Air Bud references into this introductory message
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You’re starving, wandering a desolate landscape. Miraculously, you stumble upon a seemingly endless cornfield. You peel back a husk, revealing a purple dildo. Another husk, another purple dildo. Purple dildos as far as the eye can see.
April 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
You’re starving, wandering a desolate landscape. Miraculously, you stumble upon a seemingly endless cornfield. You peel back a husk, revealing a purple dildo. Another husk, another purple dildo. Purple dildos as far as the eye can see.
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you’re telling me this ant can make acid and it helps with heartburn
January 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
you’re telling me this ant can make acid and it helps with heartburn
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please don’t fact check my posts i can assure you theyre all made up but 100% correct
January 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
please don’t fact check my posts i can assure you theyre all made up but 100% correct
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Spaghetti should be served as one single, very long noodle that comes wound up on a spool and you can just slurp it up to unwind the spool
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Spaghetti should be served as one single, very long noodle that comes wound up on a spool and you can just slurp it up to unwind the spool
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Wank of America
TD Wank
Citiwank
Chase Wank
Royal Wank of Canada
TD Wank
Citiwank
Chase Wank
Royal Wank of Canada
October 11, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Wank of America
TD Wank
Citiwank
Chase Wank
Royal Wank of Canada
TD Wank
Citiwank
Chase Wank
Royal Wank of Canada
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I hope this email finds you fast and furious
January 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I hope this email finds you fast and furious
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Shoutout to my childhood trauma for all these posts.
January 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Shoutout to my childhood trauma for all these posts.
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"Hunger" as a concept is a psyop orchestrated by Big Dinner... And baby, I eat that right up...
January 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Hunger" as a concept is a psyop orchestrated by Big Dinner... And baby, I eat that right up...
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I like to think I’d be tough to break during an interrogation, but also I will literally cry if I accidentally think about what a good boy my dog is too hard so honestly idk
January 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I like to think I’d be tough to break during an interrogation, but also I will literally cry if I accidentally think about what a good boy my dog is too hard so honestly idk