Spageddy Lee
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Spageddy Lee
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
· Jun 25
I subscribe to a labeler that shows who donates to elected officials but I also subscribe to @oracle.posters.rip so this looks like my Senator @wyden.senate.gov has a bunch of normal corporate donors but he's also getting bankrolled by one specific Orangutan
BANK EXEC 1: Ok, so here's the idea. If people want to use their cards, they have to sign them on the back.
BANK EXEC 2: Ok, with you so far
BE1: But! Here's where we get them. The cards are made of a special plastic material that's impossible to write cleanly on!
BE2: Oooh you are such a BITCH!
BANK EXEC 2: Ok, with you so far
BE1: But! Here's where we get them. The cards are made of a special plastic material that's impossible to write cleanly on!
BE2: Oooh you are such a BITCH!
February 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
BANK EXEC 1: Ok, so here's the idea. If people want to use their cards, they have to sign them on the back.
BANK EXEC 2: Ok, with you so far
BE1: But! Here's where we get them. The cards are made of a special plastic material that's impossible to write cleanly on!
BE2: Oooh you are such a BITCH!
BANK EXEC 2: Ok, with you so far
BE1: But! Here's where we get them. The cards are made of a special plastic material that's impossible to write cleanly on!
BE2: Oooh you are such a BITCH!
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
There's something important to remember as we enter into the Year of the Horse, and it's this: Kristen Schaal is a horse.
Kristen Schall is a Horse! | Comedy Shuffle | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
There's something important to remember as we enter into the Year of the Horse, and it's this: Kristen Schaal is a horse.
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SPIDERMAN: oh. hey man didn't realize you were up h—
DAREDEVIL: i can hear the whole city from up here. so much pain and suffering, so much—
SPIDERMAN: ᵗʰʷᶦᵖ
DAREDEVIL: —joy and laughter. love and loss. all the terrible beauty of did you fucking leave
DAREDEVIL: i can hear the whole city from up here. so much pain and suffering, so much—
SPIDERMAN: ᵗʰʷᶦᵖ
DAREDEVIL: —joy and laughter. love and loss. all the terrible beauty of did you fucking leave
February 16, 2026 at 10:00 AM
SPIDERMAN: oh. hey man didn't realize you were up h—
DAREDEVIL: i can hear the whole city from up here. so much pain and suffering, so much—
SPIDERMAN: ᵗʰʷᶦᵖ
DAREDEVIL: —joy and laughter. love and loss. all the terrible beauty of did you fucking leave
DAREDEVIL: i can hear the whole city from up here. so much pain and suffering, so much—
SPIDERMAN: ᵗʰʷᶦᵖ
DAREDEVIL: —joy and laughter. love and loss. all the terrible beauty of did you fucking leave
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Well, I think we've all learned some important lessons this lunar new year, such as what a fire horse is, or perhaps more importantly, what it isn't. And with that in mind I'd like to offer my sincere, heartfelt apologies to both the Lane County Fire Department and the Eugene Petting Zoo.
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Well, I think we've all learned some important lessons this lunar new year, such as what a fire horse is, or perhaps more importantly, what it isn't. And with that in mind I'd like to offer my sincere, heartfelt apologies to both the Lane County Fire Department and the Eugene Petting Zoo.
Well, I think we've all learned some important lessons this lunar new year, such as what a fire horse is, or perhaps more importantly, what it isn't. And with that in mind I'd like to offer my sincere, heartfelt apologies to both the Lane County Fire Department and the Eugene Petting Zoo.
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Well, I think we've all learned some important lessons this lunar new year, such as what a fire horse is, or perhaps more importantly, what it isn't. And with that in mind I'd like to offer my sincere, heartfelt apologies to both the Lane County Fire Department and the Eugene Petting Zoo.
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AQUAMAN: this is my best watercolor painting yet
[later, back in Atlantis]
AM: no no no noooooooo
[later, back in Atlantis]
AM: no no no noooooooo
February 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
AQUAMAN: this is my best watercolor painting yet
[later, back in Atlantis]
AM: no no no noooooooo
[later, back in Atlantis]
AM: no no no noooooooo
I shouldn't buy this pedal... but I really want it
Giza द्व - GREEN MATAMP GT120 Preamp - Al Cisneros Tone in a Box!
YouTube video by Does It Doom?
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I shouldn't buy this pedal... but I really want it
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baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
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We, as humans, have an unfortunate tendency to want to see other people as less important than ourselves.
Not me though. I'm better than that.
Not me though. I'm better than that.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
We, as humans, have an unfortunate tendency to want to see other people as less important than ourselves.
Not me though. I'm better than that.
Not me though. I'm better than that.
Did they get the laser from eBay Platinum Reserve
![Alt text from Oh No Robot:
[[Ray sits in an armchair. He has bags under his eyes]] Ray: Daaamn! Seven AM and nobody around for omelettes! Maybe I'll just burn one and hit the hay. Ray: Kids, always sleep stoned! [[Ray takes a hit off his bong]] <<CHK - PFFFFFFP>> Ray: Man, when was the last time I was on eBay?! I'm craaazy for that shit! [[Ray is at his computer]] Ray: Dude, it sucks how they organize this. Ray: Here--let's try somethin'. [[Close-up of the eBay screen. In the search field, Ray has typed "WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT"]] [[Ray clicks his mouse]] <<CLICK!>> [[The computer screen goes black]] [[The computer screen flashes white]] [[The computer screen goes black]] [[The computer screen flashes white]] [[Ray looks flabbergasted]] [[Close-up of computer screen]] eBay text: Welcome to... eBay Platinum Reserve eBay text: Congratulations. By thinking like the world's greatest, you have unlocked a wealth of incredible opportunities. eBay text: Come inside and see a category of items only available on...eBay Platinum Reserve! [[Close-up of computer screen, with inset of Ray looking delighted]] eBay text: GET. THE. BIGGEST. LASER. eBay text: Generates solid red laser beam 3 feet around and 500 miles long! Who's the guy with the biggest laser in the country? Women want to know him, men want to copy his drink. Buy It Now $2,500,000. eBay text: HEAD OF KEITH MOON eBay text: You won't find body parts on regular eBay--"it's illegal" :) --but here at ePR, we play by our own rules. Pale green, both eyes open, delighted expression. Eyes may close in transit - there is no technology to guard against this. Delighted expression seems fairly fixed. Buy It Now $4,700,000 eBay text: AIRWOLF eBay text: The first (of 7) Bell 222 choppers to appear in the legendary TV series. Personally delivered by Jan Michael Vincent, who will land, shake your hand, and call you Ace. Buy It Now $20,100,000.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tegpq4xud5yxmurrzqh2zdxf/bafkreibh7jjljdhpcnwib5wl7z56ku7oxn632r5b6pptbr67pjeymhljpu@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Did they get the laser from eBay Platinum Reserve
if i made sausages with meat from my fingers they would be finger bangers
baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
if i made sausages with meat from my fingers they would be finger bangers
In your intake jacket here, it says you've "lost the will to live" and "getting through every day feels like an insurmountable Sisyphean task." Have you tried listening to some doom metal about it?
- me as a therapist
- me as a therapist
your depression score is really high. when was the last time you watched lord of the rings?
- me as a therapist
- me as a therapist
Eat.
-me as a therapist
-me as a therapist
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
In your intake jacket here, it says you've "lost the will to live" and "getting through every day feels like an insurmountable Sisyphean task." Have you tried listening to some doom metal about it?
- me as a therapist
- me as a therapist
I have said that every time I read or hear something Gene Simmons says, I get a little bit dumber simply from secondhand exposure. Anyway I guess it's nice that we can rely on something even if it's that.
Gene Simmons is still complaining about rap in the Rock Hall: "I don't come from the ghetto"
Gene Simmons Is Still Complaining About Rap In The Rock Hall: "I Don't Come From The Ghetto"
For years now — and probably since the genre’s inception — Gene Simmons has been happily going on the record to proclaim his dislike of hip-hop and his frustration over the fact that rappers are allow...
stereogum.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I have said that every time I read or hear something Gene Simmons says, I get a little bit dumber simply from secondhand exposure. Anyway I guess it's nice that we can rely on something even if it's that.
We, as humans, have an unfortunate tendency to want to see other people as less important than ourselves.
Not me though. I'm better than that.
Not me though. I'm better than that.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
We, as humans, have an unfortunate tendency to want to see other people as less important than ourselves.
Not me though. I'm better than that.
Not me though. I'm better than that.
Bands are just not hot like this anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Bands are just not hot like this anymore.
I simply cannot get enough of this song, the whole album it's on (Spin) is great but this one is such a fuckin banger
youtu.be/2X561qjxAVc?...
youtu.be/2X561qjxAVc?...
Messa - Fire on the Roof (Official Video)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I simply cannot get enough of this song, the whole album it's on (Spin) is great but this one is such a fuckin banger
youtu.be/2X561qjxAVc?...
youtu.be/2X561qjxAVc?...
I'm a little ashamed to admit how often this feeling ends up being "I really needed to poop/fart"
Not great at recognizing body cues, me
Not great at recognizing body cues, me
that feeling in your body that you don't know how to explain is telling you something
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I'm a little ashamed to admit how often this feeling ends up being "I really needed to poop/fart"
Not great at recognizing body cues, me
Not great at recognizing body cues, me
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Taika loves laundry day
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Taika loves laundry day
This is incredibly dangerous and stupid, so of course I love it. True mad science.
Magnetically hovering guitar strings (sounds unreal)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
This is incredibly dangerous and stupid, so of course I love it. True mad science.
Taika loves laundry day
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Taika loves laundry day
This sounds made up, but it's true: the French word for paperclip is "trombone"
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
This sounds made up, but it's true: the French word for paperclip is "trombone"
Treated myself to some new shoes today. I'm hard to please when it comes to shoes, but these ones feel pretty good and seem durable. Hopefully they'll last me a while!
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Treated myself to some new shoes today. I'm hard to please when it comes to shoes, but these ones feel pretty good and seem durable. Hopefully they'll last me a while!
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any amount of money can be "fuck you" money if you don't care
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
any amount of money can be "fuck you" money if you don't care
Imagining this spoken in the voice of Moira Rose makes it much funnier
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Imagining this spoken in the voice of Moira Rose makes it much funnier