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Spageddy Lee
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
· Jun 25
I subscribe to a labeler that shows who donates to elected officials but I also subscribe to @oracle.posters.rip so this looks like my Senator @wyden.senate.gov has a bunch of normal corporate donors but he's also getting bankrolled by one specific Orangutan
Don't you tell me what to do, Alex. You're not even my real dad
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Don't you tell me what to do, Alex. You're not even my real dad
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Ok this is the last one I swear
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ok this is the last one I swear
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Dalzell Destroyer
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Dalzell Destroyer
Ok, yet another "Here is why a progressive candidate's unlikely victory actually confirms all of my priors" column. Unbelievable that people still get paid to write this shit
Damn, I hate it when things that happen mean nothing :-(
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ok, yet another "Here is why a progressive candidate's unlikely victory actually confirms all of my priors" column. Unbelievable that people still get paid to write this shit
Something is happening in Canada right now with ostriches and I don't know any more than that, but I have to assume Boots and The Ginger are involved, at least allegedly so
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Something is happening in Canada right now with ostriches and I don't know any more than that, but I have to assume Boots and The Ginger are involved, at least allegedly so
Ok this is the last one I swear
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ok this is the last one I swear
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Your honor, that couldn't've been me. I simply wouldn't've used two contractions in a single word like that.
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Your honor, that couldn't've been me. I simply wouldn't've used two contractions in a single word like that.
This is definitely a guy with a humiliation kink, and in most circumstances I would say it's not cool to kink shame because it's mean. But in this case I think we shouldn't kink shame him because he gets off on it and he doesn't deserve that.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is definitely a guy with a humiliation kink, and in most circumstances I would say it's not cool to kink shame because it's mean. But in this case I think we shouldn't kink shame him because he gets off on it and he doesn't deserve that.
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Alright, before we begin I'd like to address the elephant in the room. Kevin - it's great to see you, we're so glad you could make it.
KEVIN THE ELEPHANT: [LOUDLY TRUMPETS]
KEVIN THE ELEPHANT: [LOUDLY TRUMPETS]
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Alright, before we begin I'd like to address the elephant in the room. Kevin - it's great to see you, we're so glad you could make it.
KEVIN THE ELEPHANT: [LOUDLY TRUMPETS]
KEVIN THE ELEPHANT: [LOUDLY TRUMPETS]
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. Five years now since the funniest political moment of my entire life.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. Five years now since the funniest political moment of my entire life.
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DELTA AIRLINES CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE: I'm sorry, sir, but you just can't bring that on the flight.
ME: Look, your policy clearly says I'm allowed to bring carrion luggage if it's less than 22" x 14" x 9" and this dead raccoon is way smaller than that, so what's the problem?
ME: Look, your policy clearly says I'm allowed to bring carrion luggage if it's less than 22" x 14" x 9" and this dead raccoon is way smaller than that, so what's the problem?
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
DELTA AIRLINES CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE: I'm sorry, sir, but you just can't bring that on the flight.
ME: Look, your policy clearly says I'm allowed to bring carrion luggage if it's less than 22" x 14" x 9" and this dead raccoon is way smaller than that, so what's the problem?
ME: Look, your policy clearly says I'm allowed to bring carrion luggage if it's less than 22" x 14" x 9" and this dead raccoon is way smaller than that, so what's the problem?
The only way the "HD Vance and Erika Kirk are 1,000% fucking" could possibly be funnier would be for Erika's maiden name to be Davenport
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The only way the "HD Vance and Erika Kirk are 1,000% fucking" could possibly be funnier would be for Erika's maiden name to be Davenport
An amazing thing happened to me today: Someone asked me for advice about one of my special interests (bass guitars). And they were fully engaged and interested in what I had to say about it.
For autistic people this is like winning the lottery.
For autistic people this is like winning the lottery.
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
An amazing thing happened to me today: Someone asked me for advice about one of my special interests (bass guitars). And they were fully engaged and interested in what I had to say about it.
For autistic people this is like winning the lottery.
For autistic people this is like winning the lottery.
Y'all are really on a roll today with the sandwich jokes, huh
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Y'all are really on a roll today with the sandwich jokes, huh
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CASE GOES COLD, CUTS AGAINST DOJ
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
CASE GOES COLD, CUTS AGAINST DOJ
Why do we call them malaprops if they don't even have any marshmallas in 'em?
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Why do we call them malaprops if they don't even have any marshmallas in 'em?
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alright I haven't been pushing this like I should be because im really tired, but again, please donate if youre able and share either way.
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November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
alright I haven't been pushing this like I should be because im really tired, but again, please donate if youre able and share either way.
I have a lot of moots with HUGE followers compared to me, if y'all could bump this id appreciate it
spot.fund/frwsm1bsc
I have a lot of moots with HUGE followers compared to me, if y'all could bump this id appreciate it
spot.fund/frwsm1bsc
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posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
Maybe it's just the autism talking but if someone is a shitass person in life it's fine and good to remember them that way after they die. If you're talking directly to bereaved loved ones, sure, maybe hold the criticism. But Cheney very publicly sucked and we should say it loud and often in public.
best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Maybe it's just the autism talking but if someone is a shitass person in life it's fine and good to remember them that way after they die. If you're talking directly to bereaved loved ones, sure, maybe hold the criticism. But Cheney very publicly sucked and we should say it loud and often in public.
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
I checked with my dog, who is the best boy ever, and he confirmed that it's true. They're all the best.
Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I checked with my dog, who is the best boy ever, and he confirmed that it's true. They're all the best.