Mazzy
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Mazzy
@msnis.bsky.social
· Jun 16
*applies heavy eye make-up, puts on platform boots, sprays on glitter, tosses boa around neck and struts off to face the impending apocalypse*
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Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue...
Any day now
The Year of the Diamond Dogs
- David Bowie
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue...
Any day now
The Year of the Diamond Dogs
- David Bowie
August 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue...
Any day now
The Year of the Diamond Dogs
- David Bowie
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue...
Any day now
The Year of the Diamond Dogs
- David Bowie
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always be yourself, fucko.
June 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
always be yourself, fucko.
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I have discovered that there is a teensy tiny car called the Bambi Trident that looks like a Jetson's car powered by a scooter engine and I have a MIGHTY NEED.
June 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have discovered that there is a teensy tiny car called the Bambi Trident that looks like a Jetson's car powered by a scooter engine and I have a MIGHTY NEED.
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9pm on Sunday night is the saddest time in the world.
June 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
9pm on Sunday night is the saddest time in the world.
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Here's my political take for the day: *walks into the ocean*
June 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Here's my political take for the day: *walks into the ocean*
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crazy people on here keep me sane
June 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
crazy people on here keep me sane
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I got food poisoning from eating expired feelings.
April 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I got food poisoning from eating expired feelings.
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somebody just asked me if i thought there was any change, i almost spat my swill out and said we’re gonna need a bigger trough
June 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
somebody just asked me if i thought there was any change, i almost spat my swill out and said we’re gonna need a bigger trough
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This account is now exclusively for deep thoughts and buttholes. Sometimes both at once.
June 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This account is now exclusively for deep thoughts and buttholes. Sometimes both at once.
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this is who runs this account
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
this is who runs this account
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Stop asking for answers and start punching nazis
June 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stop asking for answers and start punching nazis
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validation is an inside job
a woman in a x-men costume is being touched by a man 's hand
ALT: a woman in a x-men costume is being touched by a man 's hand
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
validation is an inside job
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Due to the fascist take over I will no longer be participating in anything other than day drinking & binge eating
June 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Due to the fascist take over I will no longer be participating in anything other than day drinking & binge eating
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When I said I was normal, I may have exaggerated.
June 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When I said I was normal, I may have exaggerated.
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The next sundress I buy will be guacamole colored.
June 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The next sundress I buy will be guacamole colored.
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All of my red flags are cancelled out by the fact that I'm funny AF.
June 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
All of my red flags are cancelled out by the fact that I'm funny AF.
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Sorry I was thinking of a new Wordle starting word while you were talking.
June 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sorry I was thinking of a new Wordle starting word while you were talking.
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Hell in a Handbasket isn’t looking half bad these days
June 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hell in a Handbasket isn’t looking half bad these days
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during these polarizing times i think it’s important to remember not to be a whiny little bitch
June 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
during these polarizing times i think it’s important to remember not to be a whiny little bitch
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People underestimate how serious it is when a comedian gets writer's block.
It's no joke.
It's no joke.
June 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
People underestimate how serious it is when a comedian gets writer's block.
It's no joke.
It's no joke.
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PSA: Please spay or neuter your racists.
June 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
PSA: Please spay or neuter your racists.
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A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.
June 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.
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Why is it ok for someone to ask me why I’m single but rude for me to say omg, that’s crazy you found someone to marry you.
June 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Why is it ok for someone to ask me why I’m single but rude for me to say omg, that’s crazy you found someone to marry you.