N🇨🇦
@nsterdzz.bsky.social
Just an underwhelming girl in an overwhelming world🤷🏻♀️🙄 Weed, Horror and LEGO round out my personality🫠
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I love you. Just not ‘pick up the phone when you call’ love you
July 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I love you. Just not ‘pick up the phone when you call’ love you
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Turns out Groupon is not a sex club.
July 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Turns out Groupon is not a sex club.
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Sipping my coffee and getting ready for whatever fresh hell awaits me today.
July 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Sipping my coffee and getting ready for whatever fresh hell awaits me today.
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Why don’t these forms ever ask the important questions like what kind of idiot are you
July 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Why don’t these forms ever ask the important questions like what kind of idiot are you
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I hate when someone posts what they think is a thirst trap, and I'm just like, where dem titties?
July 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I hate when someone posts what they think is a thirst trap, and I'm just like, where dem titties?
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sad twats in your area need forehead kisses
July 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
sad twats in your area need forehead kisses
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Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.
July 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.
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Just awkward enough to be interesting
July 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Just awkward enough to be interesting
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time is never wasted so long as i’m wasted with you babe
July 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
time is never wasted so long as i’m wasted with you babe
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It's clear that essential oils are not living up to their end of the bargain.
July 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It's clear that essential oils are not living up to their end of the bargain.
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Fuck me like there actually is a tomorrow.
July 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Fuck me like there actually is a tomorrow.
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By jingo I use a lot of obsolete expressions.
July 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
By jingo I use a lot of obsolete expressions.
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Just like my ancestors had daily standoffs with bears and alligators, my pug once again does not want to take his anxiety medicine.
July 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just like my ancestors had daily standoffs with bears and alligators, my pug once again does not want to take his anxiety medicine.
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Adding lol to the most depressing text ever so my friend knows I'm fine 😎
July 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Adding lol to the most depressing text ever so my friend knows I'm fine 😎
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It is more or less secure if I also don't know any of my passwords or PIN codes
July 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It is more or less secure if I also don't know any of my passwords or PIN codes
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Send all the coffee.
July 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Send all the coffee.
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Get married so someone can ask you "why do you have to brush your teeth like that"
July 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Get married so someone can ask you "why do you have to brush your teeth like that"
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People are always wondering if people are mad at them and I’m here to tell you that there are always a few that are
July 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
People are always wondering if people are mad at them and I’m here to tell you that there are always a few that are
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i love a girl who smells like a candy store
July 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i love a girl who smells like a candy store
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The wedge is the most divisive of all salads.
June 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The wedge is the most divisive of all salads.
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In summer, I drive with my hands at 11 and 1 so the air conditioner vents point directly at my armpits.
June 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In summer, I drive with my hands at 11 and 1 so the air conditioner vents point directly at my armpits.
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Queen, Kid Rock and the Beastie Boys came on the radio one after the other and all of a sudden I was dancing shirtless with a mullet, drinking brass monkey.
June 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Queen, Kid Rock and the Beastie Boys came on the radio one after the other and all of a sudden I was dancing shirtless with a mullet, drinking brass monkey.
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I belong among the wildflowers, not in a meeting that could have been an email.
June 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I belong among the wildflowers, not in a meeting that could have been an email.