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@notapao.bsky.social
Digital native, lost in the sauce.
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Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
Hirohito: “It’s important that we have a stake in Hawaii, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of Japan. They’ve been in a relationship with the US - that needs to end. We’ve spilled more blood protecting Hawaii than the Americans… we are the dominant predator force in the Pacific.”
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Hirohito: “It’s important that we have a stake in Hawaii, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of Japan. They’ve been in a relationship with the US - that needs to end. We’ve spilled more blood protecting Hawaii than the Americans… we are the dominant predator force in the Pacific.”
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(5/X) I should point out that jailing oligarchs is the only possible way to save our democracy. They're all cowards, look how the Russian ones responded once Putin jailed a couple. It's the only way to bring them in line.
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
(5/X) I should point out that jailing oligarchs is the only possible way to save our democracy. They're all cowards, look how the Russian ones responded once Putin jailed a couple. It's the only way to bring them in line.
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Every wildest fear at the time of the Department of Homeland Security's creation has been realized or at least stated as a public mission. The organization was born rotten and has only grown worse; dismantling it is the gentlest possible fate and the future of democracy likely requires more.
An official account of the United States government is dreamposting about deporting 80+ million citizens
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Every wildest fear at the time of the Department of Homeland Security's creation has been realized or at least stated as a public mission. The organization was born rotten and has only grown worse; dismantling it is the gentlest possible fate and the future of democracy likely requires more.
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2025 had some real low points for us as a country, but it also had some real low points for us as human beings. So who is to say what kind of year it was?
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
2025 had some real low points for us as a country, but it also had some real low points for us as human beings. So who is to say what kind of year it was?
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Please leave. Leave Earth altogether. The sooner the better.
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Please leave. Leave Earth altogether. The sooner the better.
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The Hunger Games was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a handbook.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Hunger Games was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a handbook.
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Paul Saladino is a nonpracticing psychiatrist who lives in Costa Rica. He has admitted he does not follow his own lifestyle advice because it made him physically sick when he tried. He claims to bring a bag of whole coconuts when he flies (a reusable water bottle wouldn’t get him as much attention).
Saladino: "The goal here is not for people to get sweaty in airports. Nobody wants to be sitting next to somebody smelling on an airplane. But ... "
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Paul Saladino is a nonpracticing psychiatrist who lives in Costa Rica. He has admitted he does not follow his own lifestyle advice because it made him physically sick when he tried. He claims to bring a bag of whole coconuts when he flies (a reusable water bottle wouldn’t get him as much attention).
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The fact that this is a surprise to Bradley, presumably Fenton, and a whole bunch of large adult son SOF officers is a justifiable reason alone to fire everyone at SOCOM, just for being fucking stupid
WAPO: “.. Officials in Congress and the Pentagon said Monday they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill two survivors of a targeted strike ..”
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The fact that this is a surprise to Bradley, presumably Fenton, and a whole bunch of large adult son SOF officers is a justifiable reason alone to fire everyone at SOCOM, just for being fucking stupid
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Before anyone feels bad for this guy remember you can have a job that isn’t killing people. Never mind being one of the main guys to do it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Before anyone feels bad for this guy remember you can have a job that isn’t killing people. Never mind being one of the main guys to do it.
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When traveling this holiday season, please remember that Donald Trump raped children.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When traveling this holiday season, please remember that Donald Trump raped children.
@fairfaxcounty.gov There’s a pile of needles along the right field fence at Cleremont Park softball Field No. 3. I don’t have a way to dispose of sharps.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@fairfaxcounty.gov There’s a pile of needles along the right field fence at Cleremont Park softball Field No. 3. I don’t have a way to dispose of sharps.
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
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The thing is… old white men love to talk about themselves
You don’t have to sleep with them
You don’t have to sleep with them
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The thing is… old white men love to talk about themselves
You don’t have to sleep with them
You don’t have to sleep with them
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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People always misunderestimate Melania Trump. They forget she speaks 5 languages and came here on an Epstein Visa.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
People always misunderestimate Melania Trump. They forget she speaks 5 languages and came here on an Epstein Visa.
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
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Starting to look like Trump might be a bit of wrong un. Time will tell.
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Starting to look like Trump might be a bit of wrong un. Time will tell.
Looking forward to voting for a pot of yoghurt when he’s primaried.
I get to see that Tim Kaine has pudding for brains.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Looking forward to voting for a pot of yoghurt when he’s primaried.
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We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We’re gonna eat you. With forks.