Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Ex Tory MP
Writer, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons, west Wales knotweed farmer
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
Writer, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons, west Wales knotweed farmer
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
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Attention west Wales!
March 28th at Mwldan, Aberteifi.
Two disgraced ex-Tories under one roof. We'll see you there!
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March 28th at Mwldan, Aberteifi.
Two disgraced ex-Tories under one roof. We'll see you there!
mwldan.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
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The party that just want to love and protect women and girls strikes again
Jeremy Kyle is interviewing Reform MPs at a live press conference
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The party that just want to love and protect women and girls strikes again
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Is it now, finally, time for Chaos with Ed Miliband?
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Is it now, finally, time for Chaos with Ed Miliband?
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Kent councillor Matthew Fraser Moat has fallen on his sword after admitting his party had failed to find any waste to cut
✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀
✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀
Reform councillor forced out... for telling the truth
Kent councillor Matthew Fraser Moat has fallen on his sword after admitting his party had failed to find any waste to cut
www.thenewworld.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Kent councillor Matthew Fraser Moat has fallen on his sword after admitting his party had failed to find any waste to cut
✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀
✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀
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Re-upping this ahead of Reform's expected shadow cabinet announcements today....
"Soon it is already mid-afternoon. Following a collaboration-fostering knot exercise that culminates in Kruger losing a shoe, it is time for the trust fall"
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com reports from the front lines of a Reform defectors' away day
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/723...
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com reports from the front lines of a Reform defectors' away day
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/723...
Embedded with Reform: a day at Hadrian’s Wall
Common sense correspondent Henry Morris reports from the front lines of a defectors’ away day
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Re-upping this ahead of Reform's expected shadow cabinet announcements today....
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Something magnificent about Kemi Badenoch's self-confidence, and her claim that the Mandelson affair is entirely down to her asking questions at PMQs. Like a toddler who thinks their plastic steering wheel is controlling the car.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Something magnificent about Kemi Badenoch's self-confidence, and her claim that the Mandelson affair is entirely down to her asking questions at PMQs. Like a toddler who thinks their plastic steering wheel is controlling the car.
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I set today's Times cryptic crossword
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I set today's Times cryptic crossword
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If poetry is your thing, you'll be excited as I am to know there's a new Brian Bilston collection coming this April.
It's our 7th most popular pre-order at the moment, but you can push it up the list: bertsbooks.co.uk/product/how-...
It's our 7th most popular pre-order at the moment, but you can push it up the list: bertsbooks.co.uk/product/how-...
February 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
If poetry is your thing, you'll be excited as I am to know there's a new Brian Bilston collection coming this April.
It's our 7th most popular pre-order at the moment, but you can push it up the list: bertsbooks.co.uk/product/how-...
It's our 7th most popular pre-order at the moment, but you can push it up the list: bertsbooks.co.uk/product/how-...
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Re-upping this for the Monday crowd... I think my favourite, most revealing detail is that the guy seems to not realise he's in trouble because London Centric's reporting didn't hit anything like his view counts, so therefore it can't really matter.
Hate-filled fake videos about London are everywhere. We've obtained a recording of a TikToker confessing to secretly filming Londoners in their homes for clicks.
He says it's not political. He just wants to make money from far-right anger.
Read what he says: www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...
He says it's not political. He just wants to make money from far-right anger.
Read what he says: www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Re-upping this for the Monday crowd... I think my favourite, most revealing detail is that the guy seems to not realise he's in trouble because London Centric's reporting didn't hit anything like his view counts, so therefore it can't really matter.
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‘Pulling up the drawbridge’: Alf Dubs criticises Shabana Mahmood’s plans for child refugees
‘Pulling up the drawbridge’: Alf Dubs criticises Shabana Mahmood’s plans for child refugees
Exclusive: Labour peer, who came to UK as a refugee, says some ministers try to show they won’t ‘just do things because of their background’
Shabana Mahmood, the home secretary, whose parents migrated to the UK from Pakistan, is facing the suggestion from a veteran Labour peer that she is “pulling up the drawbridge once inside” when considering the plight of refugee children trapped abroad.
Alf Dubs, who came to the UK aged six in 1939 fleeing the persecution of Jews in Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia, said the home secretary and other ministers had “kowtowed” to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK by preventing unaccompanied children from seeking refuge with UK-based family members. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
‘Pulling up the drawbridge’: Alf Dubs criticises Shabana Mahmood’s plans for child refugees
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That’s nothing. At Chorley FC they’ve had people trying to kick balls into the drum of a washing machine placed on the centre spot. That’s entertainment!
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM
That’s nothing. At Chorley FC they’ve had people trying to kick balls into the drum of a washing machine placed on the centre spot. That’s entertainment!
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Ah, 9 February. The 358th anniversary of Samuel Pepys reading a dirty book, and explaining to his diary that it’s all right for a gentleman to read something like that, but not for, you know, those common people with their filthy minds 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Ah, 9 February. The 358th anniversary of Samuel Pepys reading a dirty book, and explaining to his diary that it’s all right for a gentleman to read something like that, but not for, you know, those common people with their filthy minds 🧵
Morgan McSweeney AKA the 'mastermind' behind Dominic Cummings' lockdown breach, partygate, wallpapergate, Matt Hancock's penis, Owen Paterson's lobbying, multiple sexual misconduct allegations, Michelle Mone, the PPE fast lane, and those betting scandals.
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Morgan McSweeney AKA the 'mastermind' behind Dominic Cummings' lockdown breach, partygate, wallpapergate, Matt Hancock's penis, Owen Paterson's lobbying, multiple sexual misconduct allegations, Michelle Mone, the PPE fast lane, and those betting scandals.
You'll never understand half-time sporting entertainment until you've seen Jedward play at Leeds Rhinos.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
You'll never understand half-time sporting entertainment until you've seen Jedward play at Leeds Rhinos.
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kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 AM
kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s
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As is appropriate for Mandelson, the medium is the massage …
If you think the Times gave Peter Mandelson a soft soap, I interviewed him for the New Yorker while Reinaldo was giving him a soft tissue massage.
Read all about it here:
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
Read all about it here:
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
Mandelson in hiding: A ‘New Yorker’ profile
The disgraced Labour guru speaks candidly from his massage table about the real victim of the Epstein scandal: Himself
www.thenewworld.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
As is appropriate for Mandelson, the medium is the massage …
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Mate, I could have won the last election for Labour, and so could any of our cats
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Mate, I could have won the last election for Labour, and so could any of our cats
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Also Net Zero has been Labour's policy the entire time McSweeney has been there and they're spending tens of billions to achieve it...
Yes, god help we risk a floundering government that feels like no one is in charge.
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Also Net Zero has been Labour's policy the entire time McSweeney has been there and they're spending tens of billions to achieve it...
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Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit
Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit
Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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If you think the Times gave Peter Mandelson a soft soap, I interviewed him for the New Yorker while Reinaldo was giving him a soft tissue massage.
Read all about it here:
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
Read all about it here:
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
Mandelson in hiding: A ‘New Yorker’ profile
The disgraced Labour guru speaks candidly from his massage table about the real victim of the Epstein scandal: Himself
www.thenewworld.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 7:35 AM
If you think the Times gave Peter Mandelson a soft soap, I interviewed him for the New Yorker while Reinaldo was giving him a soft tissue massage.
Read all about it here:
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
Read all about it here:
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
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Lunch devoured, article read and two things. I’d never ever thought I would see the words Thatcherism and Y fronts in the same sentence. I have visions of dear Eamon enjoying the article until the very end 😂
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Lunch devoured, article read and two things. I’d never ever thought I would see the words Thatcherism and Y fronts in the same sentence. I have visions of dear Eamon enjoying the article until the very end 😂
If Morgan McSweeney doesn't march out of the front door of 10 Downing Street with a brown cardboard box then he's a coward.
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
If Morgan McSweeney doesn't march out of the front door of 10 Downing Street with a brown cardboard box then he's a coward.
Ambrosia for the ears!
🆕 PROMETHEUS: I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire
One man; several contradictory myths.
Is he protector or disruptor? Genius or arsonist?
Season 2 of Podyssey kicks off with an absolute belter.
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/0s0L...
🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
One man; several contradictory myths.
Is he protector or disruptor? Genius or arsonist?
Season 2 of Podyssey kicks off with an absolute belter.
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/0s0L...
🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
PROMETHEUS: I Don't Want to Set The World On Fire
Podcast Episode · Alex Andreou's Podyssey · 08/02/2026 · 1h 28m
podcasts.apple.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Ambrosia for the ears!
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I can’t read yet as I have only just had breakfast
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I can’t read yet as I have only just had breakfast
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This is the man whose company Peter Mandelson's lobbying firm represents.
Keir Starmer visited its HQ last year, at the request of Mandelson, shortly before it was handed a £240m Government contract
Keir Starmer visited its HQ last year, at the request of Mandelson, shortly before it was handed a £240m Government contract
Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example
fortune.com/2026/02/04/p...
*Not satire.
fortune.com/2026/02/04/p...
*Not satire.
Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example | Fortune
The Gen Z Swedish climate activist is a legionnaire of the Antichrist, Thiel claims, a “Luddite” who wants to halt technological progress in its tracks.
fortune.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 AM
This is the man whose company Peter Mandelson's lobbying firm represents.
Keir Starmer visited its HQ last year, at the request of Mandelson, shortly before it was handed a £240m Government contract
Keir Starmer visited its HQ last year, at the request of Mandelson, shortly before it was handed a £240m Government contract