Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Ex Tory MP
Author, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
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Author, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
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Twelve angry months
Flags waved, Trump ranted and raved, an ex-royal was depraved and the PM looked like he couldn’t be saved. It’s been one hell of a year
www.thenewworld.co.uk
Morning, shwmae, I wrote a review of 2026 for @thenewworldmag.bsky.social which you can read here:
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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I like how this is written like the President is the one who believes in Santa
The phone rings. Would your 10-year-old like to speak with the president? He’s tracking Santa Claus from his living room in Palm Beach.
“Santa is a very good person,” President Donald Trump, in a suit and gold tie, tells Jasper in Tulsa. https://cnn.it/4q4Ieva
“Santa is a very good person,” President Donald Trump, in a suit and gold tie, tells Jasper in Tulsa. https://cnn.it/4q4Ieva
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I like how this is written like the President is the one who believes in Santa
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
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The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
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By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
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December 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
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By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
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If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.
Your move.
Your move.
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.
Your move.
Your move.
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Completely and utterly impossible to read without doing your best Trump impression. Brilliant! Quality from strike to flame. 🔥 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
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By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Completely and utterly impossible to read without doing your best Trump impression. Brilliant! Quality from strike to flame. 🔥 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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HR in Trump world must be soul destroying; the daily grind of settlement agreements, NDAs, COT3s, seeking out ‘new talent’ (for new read young, for talent read beautiful)
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
HR in Trump world must be soul destroying; the daily grind of settlement agreements, NDAs, COT3s, seeking out ‘new talent’ (for new read young, for talent read beautiful)
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It's sad when you don't have the vision to be born into a dynasty. So sad... Losers.
The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It's sad when you don't have the vision to be born into a dynasty. So sad... Losers.
The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
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It's the last #HillfortsWednesday before Christmas 🥳🛖🎄
Regrettably my year in hillforts has been like... 🙄
Regrettably my year in hillforts has been like... 🙄
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It's the last #HillfortsWednesday before Christmas 🥳🛖🎄
Regrettably my year in hillforts has been like... 🙄
Regrettably my year in hillforts has been like... 🙄
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Enjoying this guy’s twelve month speed run through the stages of fame, and he’s already approaching Norma Desmond status
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Enjoying this guy’s twelve month speed run through the stages of fame, and he’s already approaching Norma Desmond status
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This is your ONE HOUR warning! My new play is on Radio 4 in ONE HOUR. Described as "Superb, hilarious, and thoughtful" by none other than Nelson Mandela [can we check this?] so you'll want to listen.
A reminder that in less than three hours’ time the year’s best radio play (yes it is shut up) is on Radio 4. PLUM IN PRISON at 2.15 stars Stephen Mangan as PG Wodehouse getting into a spot of hot water at the hands of the Nazis.
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is your ONE HOUR warning! My new play is on Radio 4 in ONE HOUR. Described as "Superb, hilarious, and thoughtful" by none other than Nelson Mandela [can we check this?] so you'll want to listen.
I like that their first stop is to witness a lot of small boats crossing The Channel, something I'm imagining the author of this book is vehemently against.
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I like that their first stop is to witness a lot of small boats crossing The Channel, something I'm imagining the author of this book is vehemently against.
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Western leaders and diplomats have spent huge amounts of political capital on Gaza and Ukraine - but not on Sudan. Even now, the slaughter goes on
✏️ Paola Totaro
✏️ Paola Totaro
A journey into Sudan’s forgotten war
Western leaders and diplomats have spent huge amounts of political capital on Gaza and Ukraine - but not on Sudan. Even now, the slaughter goes on, but where is the response?
www.thenewworld.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Western leaders and diplomats have spent huge amounts of political capital on Gaza and Ukraine - but not on Sudan. Even now, the slaughter goes on
✏️ Paola Totaro
✏️ Paola Totaro
Excited to see that the head of the political wing of the illegal bloodsports community (Countryside Alliance) Tim Bonner, is looking for work now that trail hunting has been banned. 🧐
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Excited to see that the head of the political wing of the illegal bloodsports community (Countryside Alliance) Tim Bonner, is looking for work now that trail hunting has been banned. 🧐
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Morning everyone. I’ve got a new play on tomorrow (Tuesday) and on @bbcsounds.bsky.social thereafter. It’s about PG Wodehouse’s war and it’s a comic defence of laughter in dark times. BBC Radio 4, 23 Dec, 2.15pm.
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Morning everyone. I’ve got a new play on tomorrow (Tuesday) and on @bbcsounds.bsky.social thereafter. It’s about PG Wodehouse’s war and it’s a comic defence of laughter in dark times. BBC Radio 4, 23 Dec, 2.15pm.
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Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.
December 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.
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Is “Biodiversity Net Gain” another greenwashing gimmick?
If you’re not familiar with it, this article is well worth reading to understand the concept. It will likely be a central pillar in Labour‘s new push to ease regulations for development.
@eastangliabylines.co.uk
If you’re not familiar with it, this article is well worth reading to understand the concept. It will likely be a central pillar in Labour‘s new push to ease regulations for development.
@eastangliabylines.co.uk
Biodiversity Net Gain: can developers be trusted?
Developers seem rather too fickle concerning their obligations to protect the environment, and the situation may be about to get worse
eastangliabylines.co.uk
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is “Biodiversity Net Gain” another greenwashing gimmick?
If you’re not familiar with it, this article is well worth reading to understand the concept. It will likely be a central pillar in Labour‘s new push to ease regulations for development.
@eastangliabylines.co.uk
If you’re not familiar with it, this article is well worth reading to understand the concept. It will likely be a central pillar in Labour‘s new push to ease regulations for development.
@eastangliabylines.co.uk
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The government is announcing a raft of animal welfare measures that include a ban on trail hunting, claiming they're just a smokescreen that masks the hunting of real animals.
Chris Packam talks to Good Morning Britain 👏
Chris Packam talks to Good Morning Britain 👏
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The government is announcing a raft of animal welfare measures that include a ban on trail hunting, claiming they're just a smokescreen that masks the hunting of real animals.
Chris Packam talks to Good Morning Britain 👏
Chris Packam talks to Good Morning Britain 👏
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"This had been billed as a war on drugs. The US has killed more than 100 people in air strikes on boats it says were transporting narcotics. But now it sounds like its a war for oil"
Who could have foreseen that!
Who could have foreseen that!
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
"This had been billed as a war on drugs. The US has killed more than 100 people in air strikes on boats it says were transporting narcotics. But now it sounds like its a war for oil"
Who could have foreseen that!
Who could have foreseen that!
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Literally demanding it should be illegal for people not to like them. Totally incapable of accepting any responsibility for themselves www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
University threatened with legal action after protest at event
Prof Alice Sullivan says her talk at the University of Bristol became like a
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December 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Literally demanding it should be illegal for people not to like them. Totally incapable of accepting any responsibility for themselves www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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📻 They are playing Bryn Terfel singing Tawel Nos (Silent Night) with Catrin Finch on harp and the Welsh National Opera Orchestra on BBC Radio3 now and it is the loveliest thing I have heard in ages. Very tidy.
December 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
📻 They are playing Bryn Terfel singing Tawel Nos (Silent Night) with Catrin Finch on harp and the Welsh National Opera Orchestra on BBC Radio3 now and it is the loveliest thing I have heard in ages. Very tidy.
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The Peregrine Falcon’s Spectacular Flight in the Sky. #saturdaymorning
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The Peregrine Falcon’s Spectacular Flight in the Sky. #saturdaymorning
What if the geese actually migrated early to Svalbard and are now poaching seals 'to be cooked and eaten on Christmas Day' (according to locals.)
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What if the geese actually migrated early to Svalbard and are now poaching seals 'to be cooked and eaten on Christmas Day' (according to locals.)