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Greetings fellow free speech hater.
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
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JD Vances idea of an interracial relationship
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
JD Vances idea of an interracial relationship
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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
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Hey, this is bullshit!
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hey, this is bullshit!
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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Never pass up an opportunity to share this classic by @nicklutsko.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Never pass up an opportunity to share this classic by @nicklutsko.bsky.social
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Mick is who CM Punk thinks he is
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Mick is who CM Punk thinks he is
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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Anytime you can grind an entire sport to a halt and debase yourself as a sports network in service of a coach who once got fired two days after attempting a 76-yard field goal, you seize that opportunity.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Anytime you can grind an entire sport to a halt and debase yourself as a sports network in service of a coach who once got fired two days after attempting a 76-yard field goal, you seize that opportunity.
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They didn’t put a little crowd in front of Post Malone because no one wanted hepatitis
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
They didn’t put a little crowd in front of Post Malone because no one wanted hepatitis
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No one:
Chase Utley:
Chase Utley:
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
No one:
Chase Utley:
Chase Utley:
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It’s now canon that Andy had terrible ABs all season to fight against illegal gambling
This is one of the pitches that was supposed to be a ball, but Andy Pages swung anyways.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s now canon that Andy had terrible ABs all season to fight against illegal gambling
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Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
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It’s time for Dodger baseball
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s time for Dodger baseball
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while disappointed I can't make the joke, glad to see someone already went viral for pointing out this is the biggest baseball game Toronto has seen since Sonny Koufax and Kevin Garrity drove up for the night and created the plot of Big Daddy
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
while disappointed I can't make the joke, glad to see someone already went viral for pointing out this is the biggest baseball game Toronto has seen since Sonny Koufax and Kevin Garrity drove up for the night and created the plot of Big Daddy
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Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
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Playoff Kiké is inevitable
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Playoff Kiké is inevitable
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dodgers if you want to fix this you need to eject marlins man
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
dodgers if you want to fix this you need to eject marlins man
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Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.
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Ohtani is the first player to reach base nine times since Darryl Strawberry
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Ohtani is the first player to reach base nine times since Darryl Strawberry