Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
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Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed
No no you should give them lifetime contracts
January 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
No no you should give them lifetime contracts
The more I think about it the more annoying this is-
Unfortunately, I think this may be a prelude to how the Oscars will go.
The overrated “One Battle After Another” will sweep most of the major awards over the far more deserving “Sinners” with Ryan Coogler likely getting the Screenplay Oscar so the film isn’t completely shut out of the top awards.
The overrated “One Battle After Another” will sweep most of the major awards over the far more deserving “Sinners” with Ryan Coogler likely getting the Screenplay Oscar so the film isn’t completely shut out of the top awards.
Paul Thomas Anderson has won Best Director for ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ at the Critics Choice Awards.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The more I think about it the more annoying this is-
How about oligarchs
"Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said even the term 'billionaire' had become unfair and that 'people of wealth' would be better."
From Rob Larson's *Mastering the Universe* @haymarketbooks.org
From Rob Larson's *Mastering the Universe* @haymarketbooks.org
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
How about oligarchs
this guy has quietly experimented with every facial hair style
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this guy has quietly experimented with every facial hair style
The guy playing Michael Jackson in the Michael Jackson movie has the last name Jackson? Wonder what were those odds
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The guy playing Michael Jackson in the Michael Jackson movie has the last name Jackson? Wonder what were those odds
Happy 85th birthday-
I don't know what I expected Hayao Miyazaki to be like but not this vicious
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Happy 85th birthday-
Getting a "remember this day" notification on Google Photos of my neighbor across the street driving his car into a snow ditch during a blizzard a year ago today
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Getting a "remember this day" notification on Google Photos of my neighbor across the street driving his car into a snow ditch during a blizzard a year ago today
he was a DH who hit taters what exactly was polarizing
Polarizing ex-Mets DH Daniel Vogelbach hired as hitting coach by Brewers
Polarizing ex-Mets DH Daniel Vogelbach hired as hitting coach by Brewers
After spending the 2025 season as a special hitting assistant with the Pirates, the ex-Mets slugger is joining the Brewers as a hitting coach in 2026, the team announced Monday.
nypost.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
he was a DH who hit taters what exactly was polarizing
I know he didn't debut until 23 but man Kris Bryant is already 34? Time really does fly
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I know he didn't debut until 23 but man Kris Bryant is already 34? Time really does fly
Not sure this means anything but thought it was weird. Aaron Judge HR on non-fastballs in 2025 (happened 17 times)-
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Not sure this means anything but thought it was weird. Aaron Judge HR on non-fastballs in 2025 (happened 17 times)-
all these NFL head coaching jobs opening up is setting up for a great reverse Ted Lasso situation
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
all these NFL head coaching jobs opening up is setting up for a great reverse Ted Lasso situation
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the Dodgers have checked in on their Venezuelan players and staff regarding their well-being and needs, a source has confirmed to me.
I've asked MLB if there will be a league-wide response but have not heard anything.
I've asked MLB if there will be a league-wide response but have not heard anything.
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
the Dodgers have checked in on their Venezuelan players and staff regarding their well-being and needs, a source has confirmed to me.
I've asked MLB if there will be a league-wide response but have not heard anything.
I've asked MLB if there will be a league-wide response but have not heard anything.
when topics like "sneaky good short tenure" and "player-jersey combos that don't look right" come up this doesn't get brought up enough
102 games .829 OPS 4.1 bWAR before being traded to New York
102 games .829 OPS 4.1 bWAR before being traded to New York
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
when topics like "sneaky good short tenure" and "player-jersey combos that don't look right" come up this doesn't get brought up enough
102 games .829 OPS 4.1 bWAR before being traded to New York
102 games .829 OPS 4.1 bWAR before being traded to New York
When Trump is gone we're going to need the Federalist Paper 2.0 but written by anonymous hard thinking online accounts that has like fraggle rock as their avatar
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
When Trump is gone we're going to need the Federalist Paper 2.0 but written by anonymous hard thinking online accounts that has like fraggle rock as their avatar
At this point is it that out there to speculate that the KCK deal gets torpedoed and the Hunt family moves the Chiefs to like Oklahoma City in 2031
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
At this point is it that out there to speculate that the KCK deal gets torpedoed and the Hunt family moves the Chiefs to like Oklahoma City in 2031
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you guys ever see Looper
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
you guys ever see Looper
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Does he know
Hilarious ending incoming
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Does he know
Thinking about all the things you said you'll "circle back in January" on between Thanksgiving and Christmas-
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Thinking about all the things you said you'll "circle back in January" on between Thanksgiving and Christmas-
I know I shouldn't care but this is some legacy defining stuff-
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I know I shouldn't care but this is some legacy defining stuff-
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From ESPN Research: the Colts are the first team in the Super Bowl era to at one point be 6 games over .500, and then end the season with a losing record.
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
From ESPN Research: the Colts are the first team in the Super Bowl era to at one point be 6 games over .500, and then end the season with a losing record.
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We can recreate late Patriots Tom Brady in the aggregate
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
We can recreate late Patriots Tom Brady in the aggregate
When conservatives were complaining about schools teaching parts of US history negatively, I didn't realize the subtext was "because we want to do those things again"
On X, a senior U.S. Justice Department official is promoting a post that praises colonization as “one of the greatest things that ever happened to the backwards parts of the world.”👇
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
When conservatives were complaining about schools teaching parts of US history negatively, I didn't realize the subtext was "because we want to do those things again"