Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
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Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed
Trying to craft an "eligible for OF" joke with Matt Shaw
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Trying to craft an "eligible for OF" joke with Matt Shaw
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[two weighted blankets and a 60lb dog on me] me:
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
[two weighted blankets and a 60lb dog on me] me:
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This isn't only the end of an era. Gallup is the whole damn history of presidential approval ratings.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This isn't only the end of an era. Gallup is the whole damn history of presidential approval ratings.
Here's to hoping the screening age gets lowered from 45 to 40
I'm 38. Had weird bowel movements and gastro stuff, got a colonoscopy, was clean, thank God. Better to check, more and more folks in our age cohort getting colorectal cancer. More fiber, be observant and mindful, and, if you're able, be willing to get anything strange checked.
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Here's to hoping the screening age gets lowered from 45 to 40
players reporting to spring training in 2026-
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
players reporting to spring training in 2026-
"The rider on the bottom cannot see what's going on"
well that's terrifying
well that's terrifying
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"The rider on the bottom cannot see what's going on"
well that's terrifying
well that's terrifying
what I picture every time I hear about the cheating Olympic skier
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
what I picture every time I hear about the cheating Olympic skier
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simply one of the greatest calls of all time
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
simply one of the greatest calls of all time
We're still working our way to the end of Wonder Man, but man that one scene in Episode 6 had us gasping and screaming out loud
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
We're still working our way to the end of Wonder Man, but man that one scene in Episode 6 had us gasping and screaming out loud
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She hamate on my bone until I miss opening day
It’s the year of the broken hamate bone and it’s day 2 of pitchers and catchers reporting
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
She hamate on my bone until I miss opening day
Jordan Westburg every year-
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Jordan Westburg every year-
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I mean, early frontrunner, right?
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I mean, early frontrunner, right?
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the latest Schwellenbach update-
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
the latest Schwellenbach update-
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Astros closer Josh Hader experienced “arm soreness” before his fourth bullpen session of the winter, manager Joe Espada said. Hader had imaging that revealed “bicep inflammation.” Hader is scheduled to resume his throwing program today, but his status for Opening Day is in flux
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Astros closer Josh Hader experienced “arm soreness” before his fourth bullpen session of the winter, manager Joe Espada said. Hader had imaging that revealed “bicep inflammation.” Hader is scheduled to resume his throwing program today, but his status for Opening Day is in flux
30 HR seasons since 2012:
Phillies, 3 players
Kyle Schwarber (4)
Bryce Harper (3)
Rhys Hoskins (2)
Marlins, 3 players
Giancarlo Stanton (3)
Jorge Soler (1)
Marcell Ozuna (1)
Pirates, 3 players
Pedro Alvarez (2)
Josh Bell (1)
Andrew McCutchen (1)
Phillies, 3 players
Kyle Schwarber (4)
Bryce Harper (3)
Rhys Hoskins (2)
Marlins, 3 players
Giancarlo Stanton (3)
Jorge Soler (1)
Marcell Ozuna (1)
Pirates, 3 players
Pedro Alvarez (2)
Josh Bell (1)
Andrew McCutchen (1)
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
30 HR seasons since 2012:
Phillies, 3 players
Kyle Schwarber (4)
Bryce Harper (3)
Rhys Hoskins (2)
Marlins, 3 players
Giancarlo Stanton (3)
Jorge Soler (1)
Marcell Ozuna (1)
Pirates, 3 players
Pedro Alvarez (2)
Josh Bell (1)
Andrew McCutchen (1)
Phillies, 3 players
Kyle Schwarber (4)
Bryce Harper (3)
Rhys Hoskins (2)
Marlins, 3 players
Giancarlo Stanton (3)
Jorge Soler (1)
Marcell Ozuna (1)
Pirates, 3 players
Pedro Alvarez (2)
Josh Bell (1)
Andrew McCutchen (1)
You know in Charlie Brown when he throws a pitch and it gets so hard he goes flying over the ball
Is it a good thing or a bad thing the Rockies signed the guy who gives up more homers than anyone else and whose secondary pitches all get walloped? It’s neither, it’s just a very funny experience. It’s time to adjust what you believe is possible
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
You know in Charlie Brown when he throws a pitch and it gets so hard he goes flying over the ball
$64 for Dogman the musical tickets?
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
$64 for Dogman the musical tickets?
oh look it's how boomers went to school in the winter-
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
oh look it's how boomers went to school in the winter-
love the magic of bluesky customization
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
love the magic of bluesky customization
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Lololololol
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Lololololol
Perhaps West Ham should've scored a second goal with the seven chances they had
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Perhaps West Ham should've scored a second goal with the seven chances they had
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#BlueJays manager John Schneider with some startling injury news: Anthony Santander will undergo left labral surgery tomorrow in Dallas and be out five or six months.
Pitcher Bowden Francis will undergo UCL reconstruction, is out for the year.
And Shane Bieber has been slowed by forearm fatigue.
Pitcher Bowden Francis will undergo UCL reconstruction, is out for the year.
And Shane Bieber has been slowed by forearm fatigue.
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
#BlueJays manager John Schneider with some startling injury news: Anthony Santander will undergo left labral surgery tomorrow in Dallas and be out five or six months.
Pitcher Bowden Francis will undergo UCL reconstruction, is out for the year.
And Shane Bieber has been slowed by forearm fatigue.
Pitcher Bowden Francis will undergo UCL reconstruction, is out for the year.
And Shane Bieber has been slowed by forearm fatigue.
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