Will Harris
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Will Harris
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Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate

ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
I appreciate that there's a video of the most midwest mom woman explaining the difference
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I didn't realize how much Wichita State leans into the shocker thing
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Unfortunately no one can be told what the dumper is, you have to see it for yourself
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I don't see what's the big deal. 36/37 is clearly the prime of our lives-
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Asking the sushi chef for a third plate of wasabi
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
when you find out raw milk is bad for you
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
if you're a team looking to improve outfield defense, it looks like you have a great menu of free agents who are old enough to remember the budweiser frogs-
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is probably expected by interesting to see; There's a slight negative relationship between how often you put the ball in play and wOBACON (min. 500 PA, last 2 seasons)
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Is Troy Aikman a full time momfluencer?
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
when it's a high of 76 in mid-november
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"Why would you put this on them?"
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I never said baseball superman exists and he's Japanese. What I said was baseball god exists, and he's Japanese. And if you feel an intense and crushing feeling of sabermetric terror at the concept, do not be alarmed, it only indicates that you are still sane
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It was a simpler time-
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When the ninth Top 100 prospect list of the offseason gets published
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I hope I'm not photographed between two sharply dressed good looking men today... shit-
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
when you check high how the pine tar is on that bat-
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Mark Canha and I have the same salt container
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
and yet we haven't achieved the golden honmoon
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A win against Estonia today and Norway would be in pretty damn good position to qualify outright in the group stage for 2026, sending Øde (yay) and Haaland (boo) to the world stage-
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the noodles being thrown actually makes the final cut of the movie-
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I found out there was a deleted scene in Everything Everywhere All at Once called "Spaghetti Baby Noodle Boy" and like all absurd concepts in the movie there is a great emotional payoff at the end-
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM