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Matt
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Extremely dad online

If you found my post from the Discover feed, please move along
Happy new year, I am feeling generous
My typical batch is

- 2 lb sausage (I usually use Jimmy Dean spicy but also like Tennessee Pride, though it is greasier)

- 8 oz sharp cheddar

- I go back and forth between 1/2 and 3/4 cup bisquick, which is the main difference from the usual recipe. Result is a meatier, less bready ball
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Inject yourself with uncut 2002
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
What in the Pro Combat are these Niners uniforms
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Jack Ryan you smoke too tough. your swag too different
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The president refuses to lower the cheese tax
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
29% of the all time bye team losses are Mike Bobo offenses. That seems to be the real story.
So ... should we *actually* worry about the teams with byes losing in the CFP quarters? Is it a curse — or is it all overblown?

I dove into the issue + proposed some potential fixes (from moving the CFP up a week to moving quarters to campus): www.nbcsports.com/college-foot...
College Football Playoff byes and the ongoing rest-versus-rust debate
Seven of eight teams with first-round byes have lost their quarterfinal games through the first two years of the 12-team College Football Playoff.
www.nbcsports.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
[Homer emerging from the bushes]
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Ass whooping
CFP QUARTERFINAL POSTGAME WIN EXPECTANCY:

Miami > Ohio St 30.0%
Oregon > TT 90.2%
Ole Miss > UGA 98.1%
Indiana > Bama 100.0%

Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
2025 SP+
docs.google.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Just the most gutless offense that leans on marginal talent advantages and has zero answer when that doesn’t match the game state.
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social CALLER VOICE:

Glenn Schumann.

Glenn Schumann.

Glenn… got damn Schumann.
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Probably should’ve tried to actually score a TD there after the 2:00 warning but what do I know
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
“Clean but damn” hit
Oooof what a hit
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Stockton is so bad at reading options
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Me seeing Nate Frazier hurt
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
THANK YOU BIRMINGHAM
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
So You Enjoyed The Tennessee Game
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I said during the hot run in November: Georgia is only good when it has its entire starting OL available.

Came home to roost.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Game.

Outcoached by Pete God Damn Golding
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
FREE ME FROM MIKE BOBO
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Sincerely don’t know how you defend what Chambliss just did on that drive
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I don’t care how many Broyles Award Finals he has made, this game is close because of Bobo’s play calling since the fumble return TD
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Ball don’t lie
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM