Once again never look up Kirby Smart’s age

Big Grogu vibes

Oh hey I guess he did end up there

You may recall from my old, destroyed tweets that I had zero idea what the MLS calendar was. However, completely flipping it to compete with the premiere leagues of your sport AND to make attending games in most markets unbearable is an, uh, bold strategy, Cotton

beans

Do you want to know how I know that

My ass is

1. Never buying a car without CarPlay

and

2. Never buying a GM

And these decisions keep informing each other

And for biopics, that estate-approved Michael Jackson one coming next year is gonna be an all-timer

There is nothing interesting that happened in that man’s life that they’re gonna allow in.

June 26, 1998, you nailed it.

Hang on let me find the theatrical release date for Out of Sight

God are we gonna enter a world by end of the season where [REDACTED] is in better graces with North Carolina fans than Raheem is here

I need some WR tweets from the young man

I think Pocahontas and Thrasher have the best sounding acoustic guitar parts ever recorded.

The words are pretty good too.