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Matt
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Extremely dad online

If you found my post from the Discover feed, please move along
Once again never look up Kirby Smart’s age
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Big Grogu vibes
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Oh hey I guess he did end up there
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You may recall from my old, destroyed tweets that I had zero idea what the MLS calendar was. However, completely flipping it to compete with the premiere leagues of your sport AND to make attending games in most markets unbearable is an, uh, bold strategy, Cotton
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
beans
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Do you want to know how I know that
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My ass is

1. Never buying a car without CarPlay

and

2. Never buying a GM

And these decisions keep informing each other
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And for biopics, that estate-approved Michael Jackson one coming next year is gonna be an all-timer

There is nothing interesting that happened in that man’s life that they’re gonna allow in.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
June 26, 1998, you nailed it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hang on let me find the theatrical release date for Out of Sight
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
God are we gonna enter a world by end of the season where [REDACTED] is in better graces with North Carolina fans than Raheem is here
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I need some WR tweets from the young man
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think Pocahontas and Thrasher have the best sounding acoustic guitar parts ever recorded.

The words are pretty good too.
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM