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Greg Bauch
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Idiot
We should have told Robert Duvall what we thought about him before he died.
February 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Less writing more petting
February 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
No one else is at DJ Spinners tonight.
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
There was a guy at an agency I used to work for who gave out Valentines. Specifically, he handed out lip balm tied by a ribbon to a business card with his phone number. More specifically, handed this out only to the young women at the agency.

He currently runs a creative department in Chicago.
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Looks like the time to meet up at Ghetto Beach is 1 PM. I’ll bring the Smirnoff Ices and sunscreen. Someone bring a football
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
What were the AJ Barner MVP odds?
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Sure the Patriots only have 70 yards but each yard is like 3 feet so it’s like hundreds of feet.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
How many uncles just came at that Bud commercial
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I switched on the MAGA halftime show and it was all those guys watching a tv and throwing their hats on the ground in anger
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Yes I googled a bunch of words
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I wish every time I talked Jason Garrett sat a few feet away from me and smiled
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
(Movie where the sun is broke)

NASA: “It’s no use. The sun is going out. There’s no more juice.”

Ryan Gosling on a step ladder with a flare gun: “Hold on!!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
They’re gonna fix the sun???!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Is the Super Bowl being played in America I can’t tell
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Drake Maye looks like the jock from Goonies who yelled at Andy at the well.
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Whole album is great but this song is so cool I can’t stop listening to it. Gorgeous angst.
youtu.be/Qsct662jjgo?...
Off Rez
YouTube video by Ribbon Skirt - Topic
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February 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
One of my favorite facts is that the Bandits mascot is a trash panda
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
If you ripped a sheet of paper out of a notebook and drew a big stupid stick figure floppy dang, you’d be contributing more to the world than anything created by AI
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
His base IS angry about that post.

They're angry he said someone else did it and they're angry he took it down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Welp your goal now is to put off seeing that team in the playoffs as long as possible.
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I hate sad moms
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I’ll take a point against this stupid good team.
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by Greg Bauch
Garage! Do it for the moms!!
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Ray Ferraro constantly sounds likes a little brat telling on someone
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I wanna see the 80s rock Mattius Samuelsson Rocky IV workout montage that turned him into this.
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM