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Greg Bauch
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Idiot
Not emotionally
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’ll just ask my dad
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Would you rather have to walk on your hands the rest of your life or eat with your feet?
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yeah It’s written really big on the back but I didn’t want to include a license plate.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I mean, not regularly but sure.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I go to karaoke alone to sing it
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Got a record player from my brother Bob when I was 7 when he went to the navy. First record I played was Jim Croce. Used to hide in the closet and sing Operator. I might still.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Yes, 'cybertrucking out loud'
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Sean, sir, if you please, could you contextualize Peterman's six completions in terms of a terrorist attack?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
He also completed 6 passes but no one ever talks about that.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Replace want with need
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If I had a Tik Tok, I'd star it or whatever the hell they do over there.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ja
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM