CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
@criminalsimpsons.com
dissin' your fly girl
yoinkin' your memes
(not the guy from twitter)
yoinkin' your memes
(not the guy from twitter)
She must think you're after her eggs.
I only ate one!
I only ate one!
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
She must think you're after her eggs.
I only ate one!
I only ate one!
Reposted by CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
POWER DRIVE
Three wood, or putter?
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
POWER DRIVE
Don't worry, they'll forget. Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 agonizing months. Every night I wake up screaming!
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Don't worry, they'll forget. Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 agonizing months. Every night I wake up screaming!
I’m a White male, age 18-49.
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I’m a White male, age 18-49.
