Rebecca
@libertyunderpants.bsky.social
A turtle and a dog and cheese.
She/her
She/her
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remember when bob costas had pink eye at the Olympics
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
remember when bob costas had pink eye at the Olympics
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sorry I only listen to the devil's music
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
sorry I only listen to the devil's music
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
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Pardoned turkey was a J6er
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Pardoned turkey was a J6er
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One of the more surprising things about the bible is how many times Moses talks about “blasting them titties”
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One of the more surprising things about the bible is how many times Moses talks about “blasting them titties”
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some days playing in the symphony are chill but other days you wake up and choose violins
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
some days playing in the symphony are chill but other days you wake up and choose violins
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Maybe think of me whenever you see an asterisk.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Maybe think of me whenever you see an asterisk.
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every day mr gorgeous bears witness to events that he doesn’t understand and cannot explain
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
every day mr gorgeous bears witness to events that he doesn’t understand and cannot explain
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that’s weird
*shakes phone*
reskeets must be broken
*shakes phone*
reskeets must be broken
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
that’s weird
*shakes phone*
reskeets must be broken
*shakes phone*
reskeets must be broken
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Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
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fight me then punk. i'm at the east side walmart. inside. aisle 13c. it's in the back left corner. i'm looking at food for my kitty cat.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
fight me then punk. i'm at the east side walmart. inside. aisle 13c. it's in the back left corner. i'm looking at food for my kitty cat.
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Kettle corn is the comedy horror of snacks, failing in both categories it tries to occupy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Kettle corn is the comedy horror of snacks, failing in both categories it tries to occupy.
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do you think rfk jrs dick is more like a pork rind or a bully stick
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
do you think rfk jrs dick is more like a pork rind or a bully stick
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*RFK jr voice* can anybody guess how i made the gravy
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*RFK jr voice* can anybody guess how i made the gravy
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Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
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Teaching my two year old to live deliciously, but NOT eat Play-Doh. Sending some mixed messages here
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Teaching my two year old to live deliciously, but NOT eat Play-Doh. Sending some mixed messages here
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you look like someone who thinks all pasta shapes are the same
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
you look like someone who thinks all pasta shapes are the same
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face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
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Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
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Brother called me on the way home from picking up his cat at the groomers, and the entire call was literally, "Yeah doing pretty *MEOOOOWWW* pretty good. It's *MEOOWWWW* ok Bo, you're fine *MEOOOWWWWWWWW* anyways for chri*MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW*stmas"
for 20 straight minutes.
for 20 straight minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Brother called me on the way home from picking up his cat at the groomers, and the entire call was literally, "Yeah doing pretty *MEOOOOWWW* pretty good. It's *MEOOWWWW* ok Bo, you're fine *MEOOOWWWWWWWW* anyways for chri*MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW*stmas"
for 20 straight minutes.
for 20 straight minutes.
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Arizona = Arid Zone
🤔 Could be onto something
🤔 Could be onto something
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Arizona = Arid Zone
🤔 Could be onto something
🤔 Could be onto something
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they should make a ghost of christmas pizza
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
they should make a ghost of christmas pizza
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