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It’s always about the pasta.
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
baptism by fire sounds really dangerous for the baby
January 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
the show must go on
Sign on wings restaurant reads “RIP CHRIS, NOW HIRING”
January 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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mauraquint.bsky.social
Teach a man to fish and he’ll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
FUN PARTY IDEA:
-grab a party size bag of chips
-do not go to party
January 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.
January 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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crunkdriver.bsky.social
Me: Now, I know we didn't really seem to "click" tonight, but I for one am just glad to have gotten out and met someone new...

Kidnapper *determinedly focused on driving*: please be quiet, I've almost got you back home
December 7, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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crunkdriver.bsky.social
I am made of stars, I whisper to myself as I contemplate 10 day old mashed potatoes for breakfast
December 7, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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funkelly.bsky.social
i like when people ar excited about things they enjoy, even if it’s not *my* thing. more people unabashedly loving stuff please
December 2, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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runswindows95.bsky.social
"I'm still punk," I yawn as I look like the bear from Sleepytime tea.
A brown bear in a white shirt and red hat sitting in a green recliner.
December 1, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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boringphil.bsky.social
Sorry I'm late, I was taking Phil Collins home.
November 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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aikiwomannc.bsky.social
D.B. Cooper but it's me slipping out the side door with the cheese tray into the darkness, never to be seen again.
April 29, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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dly.bsky.social
me at the top of the hour, every hour
step 8 in what i assume to be a "how to cook a potato" guide. it reads "let the potato rest for 5 minutes"
November 29, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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kipconlon.bsky.social
For sale. Trophy case. Never used.
November 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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napveg.bsky.social
a meatball does not concern himself with the opinions of spaghetti
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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cruisinsoozan.bsky.social
My arthritic knee just cracked so loudly that bitch better glow in the dark tonight.
November 30, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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unenthusiast.com
When they go low, I'm already high.
November 27, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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tomorrowx3.bsky.social
If Santa knows when I’m sleeping and when I’m awake, why isn’t he trying to help with my insomnia. Fake friend.
November 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
you FOOLS! every stream of "all i want for christmas" only makes her STRONGER
November 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM