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I've finally reached the age where Happy Hour is a nap.
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I've finally reached the age where Happy Hour is a nap.
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I saw a few dribbling babies in the coffee shop today and I called them the 'salivation army' lol and that's another business I'm banned from in my town.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I saw a few dribbling babies in the coffee shop today and I called them the 'salivation army' lol and that's another business I'm banned from in my town.
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the invisible hand of the market touched me in my uh oh place
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the invisible hand of the market touched me in my uh oh place
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im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
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To kindness and love, the things we need most
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
To kindness and love, the things we need most
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How is this real life?? I hate this timeline.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
How is this real life?? I hate this timeline.
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they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
November 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
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I can’t stop thinking about the babysitter. Mostly I wonder when she'll figure out that I'm never coming back.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t stop thinking about the babysitter. Mostly I wonder when she'll figure out that I'm never coming back.
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
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Of course I have a toaster oven in the bathroom. How else am I gonna have bath nachos?
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Of course I have a toaster oven in the bathroom. How else am I gonna have bath nachos?
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Creating a vibrating witch's broom for her pleasure.
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Creating a vibrating witch's broom for her pleasure.
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Of all the butters, peanut is the worst lubricant
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Of all the butters, peanut is the worst lubricant
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I’ve begun thawing my personality today so that I’ll be socially warm on Thursday.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’ve begun thawing my personality today so that I’ll be socially warm on Thursday.
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awaken the shadow gherkin
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
awaken the shadow gherkin
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
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My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
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maybe the real treasure was the epstein files we demanded along the way
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
maybe the real treasure was the epstein files we demanded along the way
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I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
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If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
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When I was a boy we had to invent snow before we could walk ten miles through it to get to school.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When I was a boy we had to invent snow before we could walk ten miles through it to get to school.
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Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory