1inhalfabillion
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The 500millionth person to join Twitter. Now embracing the Xodus
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14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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This is what happens when a stable family groupchat has not been firmly established.
February 8, 2024 at 10:38 PM
This is what happens when a stable family groupchat has not been firmly established.
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NEW: It’s takes a moment for this to really sink in.
Guardian reporting that key parts of Trump’s peace plan was drafted IN RUSSIAN first.
Guardian reporting that key parts of Trump’s peace plan was drafted IN RUSSIAN first.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
NEW: It’s takes a moment for this to really sink in.
Guardian reporting that key parts of Trump’s peace plan was drafted IN RUSSIAN first.
Guardian reporting that key parts of Trump’s peace plan was drafted IN RUSSIAN first.
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
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"Trans people could be asked about whether they should be accessing single-sex services based on their physical appearance."
No. not "trans people". ANYONE. This moral panic leads inexorably to the policing of women based on their appearance deemed to be "unfeminine".
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No. not "trans people". ANYONE. This moral panic leads inexorably to the policing of women based on their appearance deemed to be "unfeminine".
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trans people could be barred from services based on appearance
The new code of practice on access to single-sex services cannot gain legal force until it gets sign-off from ministers.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Trans people could be asked about whether they should be accessing single-sex services based on their physical appearance."
No. not "trans people". ANYONE. This moral panic leads inexorably to the policing of women based on their appearance deemed to be "unfeminine".
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No. not "trans people". ANYONE. This moral panic leads inexorably to the policing of women based on their appearance deemed to be "unfeminine".
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Be part of Fesshole Live! Tickets are now on sale for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Be part of Fesshole Live! Tickets are now on sale for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
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Also, the bit where you could go into pubs again but only if you ordered a seafood platter or a cheeseboard.
The Covid enquiry brings back so many memories
Cheltenham going ahead
Caprice getting mocked bc woman even though she was FUCKING RIGHT
JRM honking 'just use a handkerchief' after leaving the 1st meeting gvt bothered to attend
Fucking Cummings Post Durham Smirk
Constant fawning by a BozBrained press
Cheltenham going ahead
Caprice getting mocked bc woman even though she was FUCKING RIGHT
JRM honking 'just use a handkerchief' after leaving the 1st meeting gvt bothered to attend
Fucking Cummings Post Durham Smirk
Constant fawning by a BozBrained press
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Also, the bit where you could go into pubs again but only if you ordered a seafood platter or a cheeseboard.
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The one thing the useless incompetent Boris Johnson clung on to for his failed premiership was the UK’s Covid response. Turns out he killed 20,000 people.
‘Too little, too late’: damning report condemns UK’s Covid response
Report on handling of pandemic contains stinging criticism of ‘toxic and chaotic’ culture inside Boris Johnson’s No 10
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The one thing the useless incompetent Boris Johnson clung on to for his failed premiership was the UK’s Covid response. Turns out he killed 20,000 people.
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Queen Elizabeth II - who knew all about Andrew's entitled womanising and turned a blind eye - perhaps wasn't the pillar of morals and integrity everybody thought.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Queen Elizabeth II - who knew all about Andrew's entitled womanising and turned a blind eye - perhaps wasn't the pillar of morals and integrity everybody thought.
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Something about today I can’t put my finger on. Remember remember 19th of November….
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Something about today I can’t put my finger on. Remember remember 19th of November….
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"We've dismembered a journalist by mistake"
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"We've dismembered a journalist by mistake"
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People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century
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It's rare that a neologism lands so fully-formed you wonder why it didn't exist sooner but here we are:
Gone down a weird rabbithole with far-right Facebook slopaganda* about celebrities cancelling things as a result of the New York election result.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's rare that a neologism lands so fully-formed you wonder why it didn't exist sooner but here we are:
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The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
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Here's the link to the database and search tool.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here's the link to the database and search tool.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
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Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
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"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Firstly, good.
Secondly, I'm so proud right now to be able to say I come from a country so beleaguered by its people's relentless shenanigans that it has a need for a specific law relating to "mischief".
Secondly, I'm so proud right now to be able to say I come from a country so beleaguered by its people's relentless shenanigans that it has a need for a specific law relating to "mischief".
Watch: Student found not guilty over Glasgow University Palestine paint protest
Hannah Taylor was charged with Malicious Mischief for her part in the protest
www.heraldscotland.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Firstly, good.
Secondly, I'm so proud right now to be able to say I come from a country so beleaguered by its people's relentless shenanigans that it has a need for a specific law relating to "mischief".
Secondly, I'm so proud right now to be able to say I come from a country so beleaguered by its people's relentless shenanigans that it has a need for a specific law relating to "mischief".
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the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
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Still intrigued by I Run by Haven, absolutely ginormous track, huge on tiktok but loads of people think the vocal is Jorja Smith and they’ve not credited her (on the Spotify credits at least) and I have a feeling they did a naughty little sample and never thought it would blow up and oh dear
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Still intrigued by I Run by Haven, absolutely ginormous track, huge on tiktok but loads of people think the vocal is Jorja Smith and they’ve not credited her (on the Spotify credits at least) and I have a feeling they did a naughty little sample and never thought it would blow up and oh dear
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Got in to the fucking office to fucking find this fucking thing on my fucking desk…
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Got in to the fucking office to fucking find this fucking thing on my fucking desk…