I've got this hot take about pallets but I don't want to get burned by any backdraft, so I'd better use Anon Opin eh?

Here's the link to the database and search tool.
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- The grenade went off behind me and sent shrapnel flying straight into my, er...
- Rectum?
- Well it didn't do them much good I can tell you.

It is indeed that, because its a smokescreen that will allow them to dismiss all the other Epstein email revelations that are much more probably true.

That song came out 36 years ago. If they're still pumping up the jam after all this time, its probably got a puncture.

Who the actual f calls it St Stephens Day? Is this Jacob Rees Mogg?

I did a gig recently with 6 comics and three audience members, and one of the other acts said "it's better to play for yourself and have no audience, than play for your audience and have no self."

Keep a lid on it.

It was walking like it had shat itself, fair call.

Lol. "I want the police here now!"
- "Oh don't worry madam, they're coming."

Overheard in the work canteen last night "A Shrek mask with a fleshlight in the mouth? OK, that's enough internet for me for today."

Have you read "The Diving Bell and The Butterfly"? It's only 127 pages long, but that's understandable, because he wrote it with his eyelid.