1inhalfabillion
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The 500millionth person to join Twitter. Now embracing the Xodus
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It's rare that a neologism lands so fully-formed you wonder why it didn't exist sooner but here we are:
Gone down a weird rabbithole with far-right Facebook slopaganda* about celebrities cancelling things as a result of the New York election result.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's rare that a neologism lands so fully-formed you wonder why it didn't exist sooner but here we are:
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The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
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Here's the link to the database and search tool.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here's the link to the database and search tool.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
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Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
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"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Firstly, good.
Secondly, I'm so proud right now to be able to say I come from a country so beleaguered by its people's relentless shenanigans that it has a need for a specific law relating to "mischief".
Secondly, I'm so proud right now to be able to say I come from a country so beleaguered by its people's relentless shenanigans that it has a need for a specific law relating to "mischief".
Watch: Student found not guilty over Glasgow University Palestine paint protest
Hannah Taylor was charged with Malicious Mischief for her part in the protest
www.heraldscotland.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Firstly, good.
Secondly, I'm so proud right now to be able to say I come from a country so beleaguered by its people's relentless shenanigans that it has a need for a specific law relating to "mischief".
Secondly, I'm so proud right now to be able to say I come from a country so beleaguered by its people's relentless shenanigans that it has a need for a specific law relating to "mischief".
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the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
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Still intrigued by I Run by Haven, absolutely ginormous track, huge on tiktok but loads of people think the vocal is Jorja Smith and they’ve not credited her (on the Spotify credits at least) and I have a feeling they did a naughty little sample and never thought it would blow up and oh dear
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Still intrigued by I Run by Haven, absolutely ginormous track, huge on tiktok but loads of people think the vocal is Jorja Smith and they’ve not credited her (on the Spotify credits at least) and I have a feeling they did a naughty little sample and never thought it would blow up and oh dear
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Got in to the fucking office to fucking find this fucking thing on my fucking desk…
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Got in to the fucking office to fucking find this fucking thing on my fucking desk…
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Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.
Of course William and Kate don't let their kids have smartphones with internet access. They'd find out what a creep great uncle Andrew is, and all the terrible things their ancestors have done.
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Of course William and Kate don't let their kids have smartphones with internet access. They'd find out what a creep great uncle Andrew is, and all the terrible things their ancestors have done.
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As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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Meanwhile, in Reform's Lancashire CC, the councillor in charge of care homes, owns a private care home, and is closing council care homes. 👀
A resident’s son, a Reform party member, said any move would “kill” his mother. ~AA
#NeverThoughtTheLeopards
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
A resident’s son, a Reform party member, said any move would “kill” his mother. ~AA
#NeverThoughtTheLeopards
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres
Questions about potential conflict of interest as council’s cabinet member for social care owns private care company
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Meanwhile, in Reform's Lancashire CC, the councillor in charge of care homes, owns a private care home, and is closing council care homes. 👀
A resident’s son, a Reform party member, said any move would “kill” his mother. ~AA
#NeverThoughtTheLeopards
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
A resident’s son, a Reform party member, said any move would “kill” his mother. ~AA
#NeverThoughtTheLeopards
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm@jpeg)
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great news my 9yr old daughter is playing the trumpet for the first time
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
great news my 9yr old daughter is playing the trumpet for the first time
Alan's crocodile tears to try and save face at the end were so disingenuous. "It's been tearing me apart!' No it hasn't. He loved every minute of it. He killed the most, did it in plain sight, he wrote the names. I'd have more respect for him if he'd owned it. #Traitors
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Alan's crocodile tears to try and save face at the end were so disingenuous. "It's been tearing me apart!' No it hasn't. He loved every minute of it. He killed the most, did it in plain sight, he wrote the names. I'd have more respect for him if he'd owned it. #Traitors
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I, for one, believe him.
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I, for one, believe him.
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It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
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Disgusting how many platforms this grifter has been given
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Disgusting how many platforms this grifter has been given
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Here is one month's worth of oil. ~AA
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Here is one month's worth of oil. ~AA
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November 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM