Was in the foyer of my local leisure centre at 11am today and the 2 minute silence was interrupted by a guy in full body armour with a sword asking when the two minute silence would be because there was no clock in the Bushido practice room and none of them were wearing watches.

Went to this one as a kid, and got Askey and Crowther's autographs afterwards.

I asked chatgpt to make the image more appropriate and it's response was predictable on the one hand...

Here's mine...

It's a bullshit artist, one of those sorts who likes to confidently claim to know everything, but actually they just make up plausible-sounding shite very quickly. Like Boris Johnson.
Anyway here's mine.

What's the dietary alternative to water?

Ripped off;
Jayne Moorby posted this word for word 12 days ago.

To avoid Clabby conversations, don't proffer the Ditherington, know the Clixby.

Western global dominance is on the way out, and not before time.

Google AI reckons Napoleon's grand nephew served in Roosevelt's cabinet, even though he died when he was three.

You need a Christmas jumper like mine...

Billy Connolly. I'll take that.