Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy.bsky.social
Navid in Still Game, Synthesiser Patel in Look Around You, Ramesh in @FagsMagsandBags and dynamite in a boob tube. Work enquires: MacCormick@Curtisbrown.co.uk
Sycophants will claim to love anything to get validation. Except for ants, by the sound of it
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Sycophants will claim to love anything to get validation. Except for ants, by the sound of it
I just dropped the only copy of my autobiography into a vat of glue. That’s my story & I’m sticking to it
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I just dropped the only copy of my autobiography into a vat of glue. That’s my story & I’m sticking to it
Reposted by Sanjeev Kohli
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And I bet it came with a burglar alarm!
And I bet it came with a burglar alarm!
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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And I bet it came with a burglar alarm!
And I bet it came with a burglar alarm!
It was Phil Oakey’s sister Carrie who invented the electronic device that allows people to sing to pop backing tracks. She called it the Singalongapop Machine 3000
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It was Phil Oakey’s sister Carrie who invented the electronic device that allows people to sing to pop backing tracks. She called it the Singalongapop Machine 3000
Later on I’ll be showing you how to make a LOVELY risotto with all those unused fireworks
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Later on I’ll be showing you how to make a LOVELY risotto with all those unused fireworks
I don’t like the word “humanitarian”. I prefer the more old-fashioned “cannibal”
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don’t like the word “humanitarian”. I prefer the more old-fashioned “cannibal”
The Fine Art Society have decided to fine Art Garfunkel $200 this month
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Fine Art Society have decided to fine Art Garfunkel $200 this month
Christophe Waltz has a dilemma. He's been approached 7 times to play Putin in a biopic, but 11 times to play Trump
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Christophe Waltz has a dilemma. He's been approached 7 times to play Putin in a biopic, but 11 times to play Trump
I’ve been living in a plexiglass dodecahedron for three months now & I can honestly say I’m in the best shape of my life
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’ve been living in a plexiglass dodecahedron for three months now & I can honestly say I’m in the best shape of my life
Mo Farah’s name translated directly into Scots is Mair Further
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mo Farah’s name translated directly into Scots is Mair Further
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I am pleased to report that Moonlighting is every bit as good as I remember
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I am pleased to report that Moonlighting is every bit as good as I remember
LOVING this new Louisiana-themed Irish bar. There’s a real sense of O’Cajun
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
LOVING this new Louisiana-themed Irish bar. There’s a real sense of O’Cajun
How do KFC make their popcorn chicken so smooth & shiny? Kernel sanders
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
How do KFC make their popcorn chicken so smooth & shiny? Kernel sanders
Just back from a red carpet event. Wasn’t a showbiz thing or anything, it was just a fiftieth in an abattoir
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just back from a red carpet event. Wasn’t a showbiz thing or anything, it was just a fiftieth in an abattoir
Slightly offended when I go to a dinner party & I’m offered shop-bought bananas. I always serve home-made bananas
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Slightly offended when I go to a dinner party & I’m offered shop-bought bananas. I always serve home-made bananas
I think my favourite song about living in a box might be the song Living in a Box by the band Living in a Box from the album Living in a Box
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I think my favourite song about living in a box might be the song Living in a Box by the band Living in a Box from the album Living in a Box
Lisa Stansfield isn’t her real name. She just really really really loves her local field
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Lisa Stansfield isn’t her real name. She just really really really loves her local field
Farewell to the peerless Prunella Scales. Wonderful actress and, of course, style icon to a style icon
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Farewell to the peerless Prunella Scales. Wonderful actress and, of course, style icon to a style icon
Raisin' Hell by Run DMC was arguably the first hiphop album to properly tackle grape intolerance
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Raisin' Hell by Run DMC was arguably the first hiphop album to properly tackle grape intolerance
I use shop-bought puff pastry for my canapés. That's Jus how I rol
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I use shop-bought puff pastry for my canapés. That's Jus how I rol
Bored with the alphabet. Moving onto the gammadelt
October 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bored with the alphabet. Moving onto the gammadelt
“Always take the road less travelled”. Sage advice offered to me once. By a man who turned out to own a garage that specialised in fucked suspensions
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Always take the road less travelled”. Sage advice offered to me once. By a man who turned out to own a garage that specialised in fucked suspensions
Not a fan of the King James Bible. I prefer the Sid James Bible, where Lot actually requests that his wife be turned to salt because she's 'such a bleeding nag'.
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not a fan of the King James Bible. I prefer the Sid James Bible, where Lot actually requests that his wife be turned to salt because she's 'such a bleeding nag'.
For sale: inflatable rainbow (full size), used once.
(Pump not included)
(Pump not included)
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
For sale: inflatable rainbow (full size), used once.
(Pump not included)
(Pump not included)