Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy.bsky.social
Navid in Still Game, Synthesiser Patel in Look Around You, Ramesh in @FagsMagsandBags and dynamite in a boob tube. Work enquires: MacCormick@Curtisbrown.co.uk
I’ve just bought the original lyric sheet for I Shot The Sheriff AS ACTUALLY TYPED by Bob Marley. In case you’re wondering, the font is sans sheriff
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I’ve just bought the original lyric sheet for I Shot The Sheriff AS ACTUALLY TYPED by Bob Marley. In case you’re wondering, the font is sans sheriff
Reposted by Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy.bsky.social
Did not see any mention The Rubington's Doobery 9000 in this article.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/r...
Did not see any mention The Rubington's Doobery 9000 in this article.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/r...
Like Fancy Japanese Toilets? You’ll Love the Sound of This.
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
@govindajeggy.bsky.social
Did not see any mention The Rubington's Doobery 9000 in this article.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/r...
Did not see any mention The Rubington's Doobery 9000 in this article.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/r...
People talk about the Nigella Effect in supermarkets. Nobody talks about the Prince effect, which in 1987 led to a brief shortage of starfish, coffee, maple syrup, jam, butterscotch clouds, tangerines & ham
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 AM
People talk about the Nigella Effect in supermarkets. Nobody talks about the Prince effect, which in 1987 led to a brief shortage of starfish, coffee, maple syrup, jam, butterscotch clouds, tangerines & ham
Today is the day that we take down the Xmas tree & replace it with the January Joytrap, a leafless black fern that weeps bitter liquorice into the screaming beaks of baby gargoyles
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Today is the day that we take down the Xmas tree & replace it with the January Joytrap, a leafless black fern that weeps bitter liquorice into the screaming beaks of baby gargoyles
I once made a curry that had SO much oil in it that the US attempted a regime change
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I once made a curry that had SO much oil in it that the US attempted a regime change
🎶 I am the music man
I come from far away
And I can sing
(What can you sing?)
I sing qawwali
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Ali Khan
Ali Khan
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Fateh Ali Khan 🎶
I come from far away
And I can sing
(What can you sing?)
I sing qawwali
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Ali Khan
Ali Khan
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Fateh Ali Khan 🎶
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 PM
🎶 I am the music man
I come from far away
And I can sing
(What can you sing?)
I sing qawwali
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Ali Khan
Ali Khan
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Fateh Ali Khan 🎶
I come from far away
And I can sing
(What can you sing?)
I sing qawwali
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Ali Khan
Ali Khan
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Fateh Ali Khan 🎶
What is your favourite ever number? And why is it 512?
119
Name a higher number.
I’ll wait.
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(* trying some low bar / high engagement posting, for the numbers.)
Name a higher number.
I’ll wait.
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(* trying some low bar / high engagement posting, for the numbers.)
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
What is your favourite ever number? And why is it 512?
Reposted by Sanjeev Kohli
119
Name a higher number.
I’ll wait.
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(* trying some low bar / high engagement posting, for the numbers.)
Name a higher number.
I’ll wait.
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(* trying some low bar / high engagement posting, for the numbers.)
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 AM
119
Name a higher number.
I’ll wait.
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(* trying some low bar / high engagement posting, for the numbers.)
Name a higher number.
I’ll wait.
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(* trying some low bar / high engagement posting, for the numbers.)
January takes its name from the Roman god Janus, who had two faces & could look forwards & backwards at the same time. He was also the first god to ever join a gym, but only went three times in two millennia
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
January takes its name from the Roman god Janus, who had two faces & could look forwards & backwards at the same time. He was also the first god to ever join a gym, but only went three times in two millennia
Brian May. But Ronnie Wood
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Brian May. But Ronnie Wood
I was very proud when my teacher described me as a “Ulysses” as spelling. I’m thinking now she meant “useless”
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I was very proud when my teacher described me as a “Ulysses” as spelling. I’m thinking now she meant “useless”
Reposted by Sanjeev Kohli
“GOOD EVENING, INVERNESS - WE ARE FATHER’S WORDLESS DISAPPOINTMENT MARGARINE!!!”
[launch into opening song]
[launch into opening song]
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“GOOD EVENING, INVERNESS - WE ARE FATHER’S WORDLESS DISAPPOINTMENT MARGARINE!!!”
[launch into opening song]
[launch into opening song]
In Scotland we favour Mother’s Pride bread. With Father’s Wordless Disappointment margarine
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 PM
In Scotland we favour Mother’s Pride bread. With Father’s Wordless Disappointment margarine
Predictions for 2026:
1. Socks are gonna get asymmetrical
2. A galactic homunculus will consume the sun and
3. The triumphant return of the ski-jacket
1. Socks are gonna get asymmetrical
2. A galactic homunculus will consume the sun and
3. The triumphant return of the ski-jacket
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Predictions for 2026:
1. Socks are gonna get asymmetrical
2. A galactic homunculus will consume the sun and
3. The triumphant return of the ski-jacket
1. Socks are gonna get asymmetrical
2. A galactic homunculus will consume the sun and
3. The triumphant return of the ski-jacket
Happy “Park Where The Fuck You Like Day” everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Happy “Park Where The Fuck You Like Day” everyone!
I’ve got 78 minutes to achieve my 2025 New Year’s Resolution. 78 minutes to kidnap ONE MORE regional weather presenter
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’ve got 78 minutes to achieve my 2025 New Year’s Resolution. 78 minutes to kidnap ONE MORE regional weather presenter
Boutros Boutros-Ghali used to keep his spare brick support structures in a buttress buttress galley
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Boutros Boutros-Ghali used to keep his spare brick support structures in a buttress buttress galley
“Shake your booty” is terrible advice. Surely that would only alert other pirates to your haul?
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Shake your booty” is terrible advice. Surely that would only alert other pirates to your haul?
A tree once fell on DeForest Kelly. But no-one was there to hear it
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A tree once fell on DeForest Kelly. But no-one was there to hear it
My Apple Watch just asked me what day it is today
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My Apple Watch just asked me what day it is today
I always forget that Glenn Gregory from Heaven 17 started out as a movie extra. Here he is in Grease
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I always forget that Glenn Gregory from Heaven 17 started out as a movie extra. Here he is in Grease
I čãñńöt śtrēśš thīš êñôügh
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I čãñńöt śtrēśš thīš êñôügh
Reposted by Sanjeev Kohli
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I WON THE POSTCODE LOTTERY!
I won BN23 6JH apparently, which means I now own a bit of Eastbourne
I won BN23 6JH apparently, which means I now own a bit of Eastbourne
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I WON THE POSTCODE LOTTERY!
I won BN23 6JH apparently, which means I now own a bit of Eastbourne
I won BN23 6JH apparently, which means I now own a bit of Eastbourne
If you’re ever feeling worthless, it’s worth remembering that one of the most talented humans ever to be born - Stevie Wonder - wrote I Just Called To Say I Love You. And then recorded it. And then released it
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
If you’re ever feeling worthless, it’s worth remembering that one of the most talented humans ever to be born - Stevie Wonder - wrote I Just Called To Say I Love You. And then recorded it. And then released it