T'Other Simon
@tothersimon.bsky.social
I'm only in it for the funny.
Middle distance punner and ukulele-botherer/'singer' with the multiple award-winning musical comedy idiots Plastic Jeezus.
www.plasticjeezus.co.uk
Middle distance punner and ukulele-botherer/'singer' with the multiple award-winning musical comedy idiots Plastic Jeezus.
www.plasticjeezus.co.uk
Treated myself to this while we were pottering around London. Kate Bryan and David Shrigley? Impossible to say no to THAT combination.
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Treated myself to this while we were pottering around London. Kate Bryan and David Shrigley? Impossible to say no to THAT combination.
London looking pretty sexy tonight.
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
London looking pretty sexy tonight.
Does the FIFA Peace Prize mean NOTHING any more?!
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Does the FIFA Peace Prize mean NOTHING any more?!
Brains can do funny things while you sleep, can't they? This morning I woke up almost breathless with excitement because I felt like I'd identified something *really* significant. And what was that thing?
That nobody ever decorates their Christmas tree with yellow decorations.
Nice one, brain.
That nobody ever decorates their Christmas tree with yellow decorations.
Nice one, brain.
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Brains can do funny things while you sleep, can't they? This morning I woke up almost breathless with excitement because I felt like I'd identified something *really* significant. And what was that thing?
That nobody ever decorates their Christmas tree with yellow decorations.
Nice one, brain.
That nobody ever decorates their Christmas tree with yellow decorations.
Nice one, brain.
Turns out Inside No. 9 - Stage/Fright is *still* brilliant, even on the third viewing.
Oh - and Sanjeev Bhaskar, before you ask. And he was great.
Oh - and Sanjeev Bhaskar, before you ask. And he was great.
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Turns out Inside No. 9 - Stage/Fright is *still* brilliant, even on the third viewing.
Oh - and Sanjeev Bhaskar, before you ask. And he was great.
Oh - and Sanjeev Bhaskar, before you ask. And he was great.
*Izzard Voice* HAMMMMMMMMERSMITH APOLLLLLLOOOOO...
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
*Izzard Voice* HAMMMMMMMMERSMITH APOLLLLLLOOOOO...
I just walked past Jof from The Boy Least Likely To in 'that London'. Feel like my year has already peaked. Come on 2026. Top THAT.
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I just walked past Jof from The Boy Least Likely To in 'that London'. Feel like my year has already peaked. Come on 2026. Top THAT.
We're all just trying to fit in.
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We're all just trying to fit in.
Been watching Stranger Things, and I'm just struck by how utterly unrealistic it is. Specifically - there is NO WAY that guy would have owned a The Fall t-shirt in the early nineties. Can't take it seriously at all now.
January 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Been watching Stranger Things, and I'm just struck by how utterly unrealistic it is. Specifically - there is NO WAY that guy would have owned a The Fall t-shirt in the early nineties. Can't take it seriously at all now.
Revisited a favourite old tortuous pun for my first composition* of the year.
*Composition? Fuck off. Who do you think you are, mate? Vivaldi?
*Composition? Fuck off. Who do you think you are, mate? Vivaldi?
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Revisited a favourite old tortuous pun for my first composition* of the year.
*Composition? Fuck off. Who do you think you are, mate? Vivaldi?
*Composition? Fuck off. Who do you think you are, mate? Vivaldi?
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Go round the outside.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Go round the outside.
Tonight my wife's step-mum told me a story about how she was talking to someone she didn't know very well, who said "I'm a bit annoyed, actually - because there's a song I like, that the radio show I like plays every single week. And this week they didn't play it. It's about a local train station".
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Tonight my wife's step-mum told me a story about how she was talking to someone she didn't know very well, who said "I'm a bit annoyed, actually - because there's a song I like, that the radio show I like plays every single week. And this week they didn't play it. It's about a local train station".
I'm not saying I was raised middle class, but I remember my science teacher asking me for an example of a 'light source' to which I replied "A veal jus, perhaps?".
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm not saying I was raised middle class, but I remember my science teacher asking me for an example of a 'light source' to which I replied "A veal jus, perhaps?".
Fair play to the guy who commented 'Shite!' on one of our videos at 9am on Christmas Day. As cries for pity go, it's subtle but very, very effective.
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fair play to the guy who commented 'Shite!' on one of our videos at 9am on Christmas Day. As cries for pity go, it's subtle but very, very effective.
A festive message from the gingerbread man.
December 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A festive message from the gingerbread man.
Look, I know the following is the same joke I did last night, but I think it works even better like this. Just bear with me.
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Look, I know the following is the same joke I did last night, but I think it works even better like this. Just bear with me.
It is the present day.
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It is the present day.
Fair play. My kids have absolutely nailed it with this card.
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Fair play. My kids have absolutely nailed it with this card.
It's Boxing Day Eve!
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It's Boxing Day Eve!
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My debut stand up special is now available on demand on Sky and Now TV. Hope you enjoy it!
You can watch my new special on Sky and Now TV tonight at 10:30pm!
I’m so excited for people to see this show - I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I did writing and performing it. Merry Christmas!
I’m so excited for people to see this show - I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I did writing and performing it. Merry Christmas!
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My debut stand up special is now available on demand on Sky and Now TV. Hope you enjoy it!
Yesterday I watched Glenn Moore's new special 'Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me, Glenn I'm Sixty Moore' - and I'm happy to report that it's *bloody brilliant*. I'd almost go so far as to say that the show lives up to the title. And that's quite some achievement. Highly recommended.
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Yesterday I watched Glenn Moore's new special 'Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me, Glenn I'm Sixty Moore' - and I'm happy to report that it's *bloody brilliant*. I'd almost go so far as to say that the show lives up to the title. And that's quite some achievement. Highly recommended.
The definition of Madness is doing the same thing over again, and expecting a sax solo.
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The definition of Madness is doing the same thing over again, and expecting a sax solo.
It was certainly a bold choice to have a picture of Andrew on the front of them.
December 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
It was certainly a bold choice to have a picture of Andrew on the front of them.
Lovely bit of AI shite artwork spotted by my daughter. That extra floating hand is just beautiful. Way above what our puny mortal minds could ever create.
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Lovely bit of AI shite artwork spotted by my daughter. That extra floating hand is just beautiful. Way above what our puny mortal minds could ever create.
Snowmen don't bring snow.
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Snowmen don't bring snow.