Tom Jamieson
@tomjam.bsky.social
State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
Very odd the way the BBC doesn’t just agree that the people online who hate it more than life itself to simply not exist anymore. Inexplicable really.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Very odd the way the BBC doesn’t just agree that the people online who hate it more than life itself to simply not exist anymore. Inexplicable really.
As expected one story dominating the front pages today
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
As expected one story dominating the front pages today
Good. Whatever it is I’ll be doing the opposite
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Good. Whatever it is I’ll be doing the opposite
Nothing is impossible if you’re prepared to put yourself out there…
This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?
This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nothing is impossible if you’re prepared to put yourself out there…
This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?
This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?
Terrific person and makes brilliant things 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Terrific person and makes brilliant things 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Reposted by Tom Jamieson
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
How many great shows have they hidden from prying eyes 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How many great shows have they hidden from prying eyes 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Once you get it into your head watching ‘Frankenstein’ that Oscar Issac is Rufus Sewell playing Marty Feldman it’s hard to get it out again
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Once you get it into your head watching ‘Frankenstein’ that Oscar Issac is Rufus Sewell playing Marty Feldman it’s hard to get it out again
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Pluribus is wonderful by the way. Strange & compelling, deeply personal & epic. Rhea Seahorn reliably great. Fuck off happiness! My new favourite telly show
Pluribus is wonderful by the way. Strange & compelling, deeply personal & epic. Rhea Seahorn reliably great. Fuck off happiness! My new favourite telly show
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Pluribus is wonderful by the way. Strange & compelling, deeply personal & epic. Rhea Seahorn reliably great. Fuck off happiness! My new favourite telly show
Pluribus is wonderful by the way. Strange & compelling, deeply personal & epic. Rhea Seahorn reliably great. Fuck off happiness! My new favourite telly show
Keep thinking I can’t hate AI any more. Always wrong
The pain of losing someone to suicide is a uniquely cruel horror.
Fuck you Open AI. Fuck you ChatGPT. Sickening.
The pain of losing someone to suicide is a uniquely cruel horror.
Fuck you Open AI. Fuck you ChatGPT. Sickening.
This conversation between ChatGPT and the young man it encouraged to commit suicide is just...my god
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Keep thinking I can’t hate AI any more. Always wrong
The pain of losing someone to suicide is a uniquely cruel horror.
Fuck you Open AI. Fuck you ChatGPT. Sickening.
The pain of losing someone to suicide is a uniquely cruel horror.
Fuck you Open AI. Fuck you ChatGPT. Sickening.
More of this please 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
More of this please 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
The nation today trying to avoid finding out who wins ‘Celebrity Traitors’ tonight after the final ep was accidentally aired early in Canada
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The nation today trying to avoid finding out who wins ‘Celebrity Traitors’ tonight after the final ep was accidentally aired early in Canada
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What to do if your copy of Private Eye won't open…
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What to do if your copy of Private Eye won't open…
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Reposted by Tom Jamieson
Reposted by Tom Jamieson
Since when did it become a nail bar & waxing clinic?
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Since when did it become a nail bar & waxing clinic?
Such a mystery who’ll receive this craven sycophantic honour.
‘The FIFA Peace Award’ sounds like a long lost Monty Python sketch
‘The FIFA Peace Award’ sounds like a long lost Monty Python sketch
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Such a mystery who’ll receive this craven sycophantic honour.
‘The FIFA Peace Award’ sounds like a long lost Monty Python sketch
‘The FIFA Peace Award’ sounds like a long lost Monty Python sketch
I aspire to writing satire this perfect
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I aspire to writing satire this perfect
Since when did it become a nail bar & waxing clinic?
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Since when did it become a nail bar & waxing clinic?
The John Lewis Xmas ad feels very Adolescence. At their best when they have a creepy undertone. (The Box one from Twitter glory days my favourite still)
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The John Lewis Xmas ad feels very Adolescence. At their best when they have a creepy undertone. (The Box one from Twitter glory days my favourite still)
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‘Edge of Darkness’ is a masterclass in TV screenwriting. If you want to be the best screenwriter you can be it’s worth learning from the best in the business.
Like any brilliant drama its themes are as prescient now as when it first aired.
#ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky #TVdrama
Like any brilliant drama its themes are as prescient now as when it first aired.
#ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky #TVdrama
Great news - one of the best mini-series ever with a dazzling & eccentric screenplay by Troy Kennedy Martin & superb direction by Martin Campbell is back on iplayer.
If you haven’t seen it then you’re in for a real treat.
Come for Bob Peck, stay for Joe Don Baker.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
If you haven’t seen it then you’re in for a real treat.
Come for Bob Peck, stay for Joe Don Baker.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Edge of Darkness - Series 1: 1. Compassionate Leave
Thriller set in a world of obsessive state security. Ronald Craven is haunted by the murder of his daughter and begins his own investigation into her death.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
‘Edge of Darkness’ is a masterclass in TV screenwriting. If you want to be the best screenwriter you can be it’s worth learning from the best in the business.
Like any brilliant drama its themes are as prescient now as when it first aired.
#ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky #TVdrama
Like any brilliant drama its themes are as prescient now as when it first aired.
#ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky #TVdrama
Weird movies you stumble on the streamers - Prime has ‘The Odd Job’, a very strange not very funny Graham Chapman penned & starring 70s comedy. I remember Palin mentioning the movie in his diaries (as not being very good)
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Weird movies you stumble on the streamers - Prime has ‘The Odd Job’, a very strange not very funny Graham Chapman penned & starring 70s comedy. I remember Palin mentioning the movie in his diaries (as not being very good)
He’s Tolkien shit again
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
He’s Tolkien shit again
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November 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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