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Tesla shareholders approve pay package to Elon Musk of 254,515,050,167 Private Eyes (at cover price)… or $1 trillion if he decides to take it in cash.
IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK!
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IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK!
New edition in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Tesla shareholders approve pay package to Elon Musk of 254,515,050,167 Private Eyes (at cover price)… or $1 trillion if he decides to take it in cash.
IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK!
New edition in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday.
IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK!
New edition in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday.
With millions in public money handed to private interests and serious questions over transparency and accountability, why hasn’t there been an inquiry into the goings-on on Teesside?
Watch the full episode of Page 94, the Private Eye podcast, on YouTube.
Watch the full episode of Page 94, the Private Eye podcast, on YouTube.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
With millions in public money handed to private interests and serious questions over transparency and accountability, why hasn’t there been an inquiry into the goings-on on Teesside?
Watch the full episode of Page 94, the Private Eye podcast, on YouTube.
Watch the full episode of Page 94, the Private Eye podcast, on YouTube.
After reading the Eye's special report on how Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen’s flagship “levelling up” project became a taxpayer-funded scandal, a reader writes...
Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube.
Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
After reading the Eye's special report on how Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen’s flagship “levelling up” project became a taxpayer-funded scandal, a reader writes...
Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube.
Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube.
Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen promised renewal. Instead, Britain’s biggest regeneration project has turned into a taxpayer-funded scandal - enriching a few local businessmen while leaving public bodies on the brink.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen promised renewal. Instead, Britain’s biggest regeneration project has turned into a taxpayer-funded scandal - enriching a few local businessmen while leaving public bodies on the brink.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.
"It's the Order of the Boot!"
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Pic: Dowsetts Newsagents, Teddington
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November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"It's the Order of the Boot!"
Pick up a copy of the latest Eye, in stores now.
Pic: Dowsetts Newsagents, Teddington
Pick up a copy of the latest Eye, in stores now.
Pic: Dowsetts Newsagents, Teddington
🎧 New PAGE 94 Podcast OUT NOW
This week: THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YUCK
Ian, Helen, Andy and Richard Brooks discuss the week’s royal fallout, the forthcoming Budget, and get an update on all the murky business on Teesside.
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This week: THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YUCK
Ian, Helen, Andy and Richard Brooks discuss the week’s royal fallout, the forthcoming Budget, and get an update on all the murky business on Teesside.
pod.fo/e/34ae5a
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🎧 New PAGE 94 Podcast OUT NOW
This week: THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YUCK
Ian, Helen, Andy and Richard Brooks discuss the week’s royal fallout, the forthcoming Budget, and get an update on all the murky business on Teesside.
pod.fo/e/34ae5a
This week: THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YUCK
Ian, Helen, Andy and Richard Brooks discuss the week’s royal fallout, the forthcoming Budget, and get an update on all the murky business on Teesside.
pod.fo/e/34ae5a
Nighthawks 2025
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Nighthawks 2025
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
What to do if your copy of Private Eye won't open…
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What to do if your copy of Private Eye won't open…
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
"Leaving Britain and heading south?”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
"Leaving Britain and heading south?”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
“Excuse me Sir, we’re doing a survey of timid little men who pretend they haven’t seen us”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 614, September 1986.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 614, September 1986.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“Excuse me Sir, we’re doing a survey of timid little men who pretend they haven’t seen us”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 614, September 1986.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 614, September 1986.
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November 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Does Ian worry about TikTok? Err...
From the latest episode of Page 94, recorded live at Cheltenham Literature Festival
From the latest episode of Page 94, recorded live at Cheltenham Literature Festival
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Does Ian worry about TikTok? Err...
From the latest episode of Page 94, recorded live at Cheltenham Literature Festival
From the latest episode of Page 94, recorded live at Cheltenham Literature Festival
"Watch her put that spoon right back in the pot when she's done…”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Watch her put that spoon right back in the pot when she's done…”
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From the new Private Eye, out now.
“Check out my beautiful demolition job Bibi!”
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From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Check out my beautiful demolition job Bibi!”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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New Title For Prince Andrew
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
New Title For Prince Andrew
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
Lubov Chernukhin, wife of the Russian president’s one-time finance minister Vladimir, certainly takes an interest in her adoptive British homeland. In a decade up to the last election she gave more than £2m to the Tory party.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Lubov Chernukhin, wife of the Russian president’s one-time finance minister Vladimir, certainly takes an interest in her adoptive British homeland. In a decade up to the last election she gave more than £2m to the Tory party.
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A former Hampshire county council Tory leader who claimed more than £15,000 in allowances over six months – despite failing to attend meetings in that period – has won a ceremonial honour for “dedication and hard work”.
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
A former Hampshire county council Tory leader who claimed more than £15,000 in allowances over six months – despite failing to attend meetings in that period – has won a ceremonial honour for “dedication and hard work”.
Who wrote the Eye’s gardening column?
From the latest episode of Page 94, recorded live at Cheltenham Literature Festival
From the latest episode of Page 94, recorded live at Cheltenham Literature Festival
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Who wrote the Eye’s gardening column?
From the latest episode of Page 94, recorded live at Cheltenham Literature Festival
From the latest episode of Page 94, recorded live at Cheltenham Literature Festival
AI: It’s The Sam Old Story
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From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
AI: It’s The Sam Old Story
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From the new Private Eye, out now.
Halloween Pumpkins: A Global Guide
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From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Halloween Pumpkins: A Global Guide
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
"He wants to know where he can claim his frequent traveller points"
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"He wants to know where he can claim his frequent traveller points"
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Private Eye Annual 2025 OUT TOMORROW!
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October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Private Eye Annual 2025 OUT TOMORROW!
Listed by Waterstones among their Favourite Festive Funnies 🎄
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Following the latest spying scandal, chancellor Rachel Reeves acknowledged that the UK’s supply chains need to become “less exposed” to China. Alas, given government priorities that exposure shows no sign of diminishing.
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October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Following the latest spying scandal, chancellor Rachel Reeves acknowledged that the UK’s supply chains need to become “less exposed” to China. Alas, given government priorities that exposure shows no sign of diminishing.
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In trying to save his own reputation, has the lead expert witness in the trial of Lucy Letby sacrificed the reputation of his fellow experts?
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October 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In trying to save his own reputation, has the lead expert witness in the trial of Lucy Letby sacrificed the reputation of his fellow experts?
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage
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From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Minority representation on TV causes outrage
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.