Cuddler of Cats
@catsharknado.bsky.social
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I'm basically a single issue voter in the next presidential primary: whichever candidate will take court reform the most seriously. You won't be able to govern without it.
we are going to have to start writing laws with explicit addenda preemptively rebutting the most likely bad faith interpretations from future fedsoc hacks.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm basically a single issue voter in the next presidential primary: whichever candidate will take court reform the most seriously. You won't be able to govern without it.
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arm the moderate orcas
A committee of the U.S. House of Representatives spent more than two hours debating the Pacific Northwest’s sea lion problem.
Sea lions keep eating the salmon in the Columbia River. Some lawmakers want to kill more of them
A committee of the U.S. House of Representatives spent more than two hours debating the Pacific Northwest’s sea lion problem.
www.oregonlive.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
arm the moderate orcas
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people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
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There’s just no choice anymore. There should be zero Republican House reps from blue states. None.
the democratic response to this must be, in the words of @dennycarter.bsky.social, to go goblin mode on redistricting in the states where they have a trifecta. eliminate every republican district in those states.
This isn't a Supreme Court, it's just six Republican operatives imposing law on the rest of us in order to help Trump and MAGA destroy the Constitution and impose authoritarian rule.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There’s just no choice anymore. There should be zero Republican House reps from blue states. None.
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Can’t even use gender as a quality check variable for panel surveys anymore, because of woke
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Can’t even use gender as a quality check variable for panel surveys anymore, because of woke
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is it a good idea to
1) decide that a technology is militarily important,
2) deport as many people as you can who do it to your biggest rival for that technology,
and
3) also deport a bunch of other scientists who have nothing to do with it, but who now have a reason to be upset with you
1) decide that a technology is militarily important,
2) deport as many people as you can who do it to your biggest rival for that technology,
and
3) also deport a bunch of other scientists who have nothing to do with it, but who now have a reason to be upset with you
Apparently every Chinese academic in any field of “interest” to the PLA is getting their visa rejected for, more or less, presumptively being a spy. My friend’s visa is denied because she studies “neuroscience.” What she actually studies is jaw pain - but ICE is flatly rejecting all appeals.
Just got the word that the Trump administration is throwing a brilliant medical researcher friend of mine out of the country because they’re Chinese. Insane and unreal. Literally doing research in the US to help the US
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
is it a good idea to
1) decide that a technology is militarily important,
2) deport as many people as you can who do it to your biggest rival for that technology,
and
3) also deport a bunch of other scientists who have nothing to do with it, but who now have a reason to be upset with you
1) decide that a technology is militarily important,
2) deport as many people as you can who do it to your biggest rival for that technology,
and
3) also deport a bunch of other scientists who have nothing to do with it, but who now have a reason to be upset with you
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I haven’t seen any of the Avatar movies but I still hope that in the new one the humans finally manage to kill those awful blue monsters
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I haven’t seen any of the Avatar movies but I still hope that in the new one the humans finally manage to kill those awful blue monsters
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as a moderate i am willing to compromise on the issue of whether there should be a trial
Honestly I'm very willing to be a single issue voter where my single issue is "show trial for Miller"
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
as a moderate i am willing to compromise on the issue of whether there should be a trial
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thanksgiving isn't actually in the bible. it's based on pagan and roman holidays that take place in the same data
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
thanksgiving isn't actually in the bible. it's based on pagan and roman holidays that take place in the same data
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Quick, they can’t have gotten far
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Quick, they can’t have gotten far
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just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
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me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
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The GOP entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to gerrymander everyone else, and nobody was going to gerrymander them. In half a hundred places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The GOP entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to gerrymander everyone else, and nobody was going to gerrymander them. In half a hundred places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
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He didn't want to be a team player. You wanna cluck your own way too, buddy? Maybe we'll see how well you fly too. No? You're gonna play ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
He didn't want to be a team player. You wanna cluck your own way too, buddy? Maybe we'll see how well you fly too. No? You're gonna play ball?
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loudly insisting that wife guys get a float in the gay pride parade
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
loudly insisting that wife guys get a float in the gay pride parade
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
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this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
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in hindsight RBG was a gutter racist who didn't want a Black man appointing her replacement.
On the other hand, RBG vs Breyer...
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
in hindsight RBG was a gutter racist who didn't want a Black man appointing her replacement.
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if you're an AI hater (and i'm not hating on haters) you should probably disinter these two scenarios in your mind. the "AI bubble go pop" world most likely involves it becoming very cheap; it's the expectation that it *will* get more expensive that is driving the center overbuilds and gov't begging
We've already seen AI driving people to psychosis, but man, what happens to these people if/when the bubble pops. Not just to the economy but also, just, to these people's brains, what happens If AI stops being available or just stops being cheap/free to use
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if you're an AI hater (and i'm not hating on haters) you should probably disinter these two scenarios in your mind. the "AI bubble go pop" world most likely involves it becoming very cheap; it's the expectation that it *will* get more expensive that is driving the center overbuilds and gov't begging
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"there are racists in the north too" - every fake leftist in the south and also john roberts
The south is not racist because of its demography - it’d the Blackest part of the country. It’s racist because of its history and also because of *rural* white enclaves — which exist all over the country
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"there are racists in the north too" - every fake leftist in the south and also john roberts
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thanks to this asshole i just bombed my interview for a job as assistant boat captain :(
if you go for a job interview and the most senior person you talk to shows you a picture of their boat: run
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
thanks to this asshole i just bombed my interview for a job as assistant boat captain :(
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"