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There's a solid third of this country that is completely irredeemable. I knew that already, but God damn.
New Quinnipiac poll:
53% of voters say ICE shooting of Renee Good is not justified, including 59% of independents (!)
57% of voters disapprove of how ICE is enforcing immigration laws, including 64% of independents (!!)
Trump/Vance propaganda is failing
53% of voters say ICE shooting of Renee Good is not justified, including 59% of independents (!)
57% of voters disapprove of how ICE is enforcing immigration laws, including 64% of independents (!!)
Trump/Vance propaganda is failing
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
There's a solid third of this country that is completely irredeemable. I knew that already, but God damn.
Somebody should make a Melee clone that's actually good. I bet this would get a lot of players.
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Somebody should make a Melee clone that's actually good. I bet this would get a lot of players.
I've decided to become a turbo-doomer. If you aren't a doomer you're wrong.
January 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I've decided to become a turbo-doomer. If you aren't a doomer you're wrong.
I really don't get the liberal/leftist insistence that "there are more of us than them." No, there aren't. We had a whole-ass election to determine this a year and a half ago. There are way more terrible people than decent ones.
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I really don't get the liberal/leftist insistence that "there are more of us than them." No, there aren't. We had a whole-ass election to determine this a year and a half ago. There are way more terrible people than decent ones.
Remember that Angie Craig is a fraud who voted in favor of every GOP-introduced resolution praising ICE.
Rep. Angie Craig: "We were told because this facility is being funding by the 'Big Beautiful Bill,' not the congressional appropriations act, that we would not be allowed to enter the facility. That's complete nonsense ... I informed them they were violating the law. They said they didn't care."
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Remember that Angie Craig is a fraud who voted in favor of every GOP-introduced resolution praising ICE.
If you're still using the word "doomer" it might be time to see a proctologist to get your head removed from your ass.
January 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
If you're still using the word "doomer" it might be time to see a proctologist to get your head removed from your ass.
This type of data makes one thing clear: Democrats know Republicans truly are evil, while Republicans, despite all their bitching, screaming and hyperventilating about Demonrat baby murderers, know that Democrats aren't.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
This type of data makes one thing clear: Democrats know Republicans truly are evil, while Republicans, despite all their bitching, screaming and hyperventilating about Demonrat baby murderers, know that Democrats aren't.
Rich people really succeeded in engineering an economy where they get to make endless money without having to hire anybody. Crazy.
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Rich people really succeeded in engineering an economy where they get to make endless money without having to hire anybody. Crazy.
I am admittedly kind of curious to see how AOC would do in a presidential election in Florida. Conventional wisdom is (understandably) that she would do poorly in South Florida because she's a socialist, but I think people underestimate the value of being a Spanish-speaker.
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I am admittedly kind of curious to see how AOC would do in a presidential election in Florida. Conventional wisdom is (understandably) that she would do poorly in South Florida because she's a socialist, but I think people underestimate the value of being a Spanish-speaker.
The disconnect between the professed political values of Cuban-Americans in Miami and their actual lifestyle is palpable.
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The disconnect between the professed political values of Cuban-Americans in Miami and their actual lifestyle is palpable.
Looking at Pew Research's social media survey. Twitter use really has declined a lot among young people in a short amount of time (2023 vs 2025)
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Looking at Pew Research's social media survey. Twitter use really has declined a lot among young people in a short amount of time (2023 vs 2025)
Why do I even bother checking this app?
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why do I even bother checking this app?
I always lose followers whenever I post anything about my life... I get it
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I always lose followers whenever I post anything about my life... I get it
Final prediction for TN-07: Van Epps +5-7. It'll be a truly embarrassing performance for the GOP, but the district is ultimately way too red for a Democrat to pull off an upset, even though I think the candidate is great.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Final prediction for TN-07: Van Epps +5-7. It'll be a truly embarrassing performance for the GOP, but the district is ultimately way too red for a Democrat to pull off an upset, even though I think the candidate is great.
I used to think I wasn't bad looking until I tried using hinge and was greeted with this message every day for two months...
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I used to think I wasn't bad looking until I tried using hinge and was greeted with this message every day for two months...
President Trump, sir, you're doing an amazing job and the people love you.
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
President Trump, sir, you're doing an amazing job and the people love you.
Yeah uh, doesn't seem like Winsome Earle-Sears is going to win.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yeah uh, doesn't seem like Winsome Earle-Sears is going to win.
If I could only eat one genre of food for the rest of my life, it would definitely be Syrian.
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If I could only eat one genre of food for the rest of my life, it would definitely be Syrian.
I gave 'going out' a perfectly fair shake twice now and I hated it both times. Sorry, but it's not for me, and if I have to go to a bar to meet a woman then I will just accept solitude forever.
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I gave 'going out' a perfectly fair shake twice now and I hated it both times. Sorry, but it's not for me, and if I have to go to a bar to meet a woman then I will just accept solitude forever.
Wanting tamales and getting tamales >>>>
September 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wanting tamales and getting tamales >>>>
Very few lol
Britain is now one of very few countries where Gen Z are firmly left-of-centre
September 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Very few lol
This guy is only 37???
August 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This guy is only 37???
It's honestly insane how much what you do in high school matters. I'm still dealing with the consequences of the bad decisions I made when I was 14-17 years old.
August 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's honestly insane how much what you do in high school matters. I'm still dealing with the consequences of the bad decisions I made when I was 14-17 years old.
The Trump admin's justification for terrorizing Kilmar Abrego-Garcia are infuriating. Oh, he was an abusive husband a few years ago. Doesn't that qualify him to be Secretary of Defense?
August 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The Trump admin's justification for terrorizing Kilmar Abrego-Garcia are infuriating. Oh, he was an abusive husband a few years ago. Doesn't that qualify him to be Secretary of Defense?
Puff main cope about the Marth matchup is reaching new heights, I see
August 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Puff main cope about the Marth matchup is reaching new heights, I see